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Mystery Hand Falls From Sky
NY Post ^ | June 1, 2004 | Kieran Crowley

Posted on 06/01/2004 8:53:22 AM PDT by kenth

A boat party in an exclusive area of Long Island Sunday night was interrupted - when a severed human hand mysteriously dropped out of the sky onto the deck of a boat, police said yesterday.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


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To: kenth
And the worst part was, someone had just shouted "ALL HANDS ON DECK" the moment before.
41 posted on 06/01/2004 9:12:04 AM PDT by Physicist
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To: camle

handyman?


42 posted on 06/01/2004 9:12:59 AM PDT by Dawgmeister
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To: spodefly


Aloha, Mr. Hand!

43 posted on 06/01/2004 9:13:35 AM PDT by michigander (The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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To: Labyrinthos
And I thought that the only consequence was going blind.

Solo entrant to the Mile High club?

44 posted on 06/01/2004 9:13:43 AM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: ArGee

This is plain and simple ARMED ROBBERY.


45 posted on 06/01/2004 9:14:23 AM PDT by herkbird (Beware of what you want, it may not be what you expected)
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To: Redcloak

Perhaps it was a Swallow. But was it a African or European Swallow?????????????????????


46 posted on 06/01/2004 9:14:28 AM PDT by Captain Peter Blood
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To: Dawgmeister

careful, somebuddy's likely ta finger ya ta da feds.


47 posted on 06/01/2004 9:14:31 AM PDT by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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To: weegee

makes you wander about his "other part"...


48 posted on 06/01/2004 9:15:05 AM PDT by Dawgmeister
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To: null and void
A sign from allah?

Very big Seagull?

The Gambino Family has bought a very very large cannon?

Have we got a freeper named Pukin' Shark?

So9

49 posted on 06/01/2004 9:15:20 AM PDT by Servant of the 9 (Screwing the Inscrutable or is it Scruting the Inscrewable?)
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To: Cicero
"At this point, we don't have a clue where it came from. It's a mystery." However, he continued, since it landed in US waters, the hand will be eligible for all disability, medical and social security benefits. Also, Terry McCawful has notified this office that the hand is a Democrat and should be allowed to vote in the upcoming presidential election.
50 posted on 06/01/2004 9:15:35 AM PDT by Attillathehon
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To: kenth

I wonder if it's a mate to the one found at some airport in Florida last week...


51 posted on 06/01/2004 9:15:36 AM PDT by Junior (Sodomy non sapiens)
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To: michigander

"I'm just learnin about Cuba, and havin some food."


52 posted on 06/01/2004 9:16:04 AM PDT by petercooper (Islam is not a religion of peace. It's a sadistic death cult.)
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To: kenth
Funny, it rained
fingers here!


53 posted on 06/01/2004 9:16:19 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Was sciencediet till I found the solution)
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To: kenth

What IS the sound of one hand clapping????


54 posted on 06/01/2004 9:16:39 AM PDT by Made In The USA (REMEMBER NICK BERG.)
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To: isthisnickcool
I like your explanation better...
55 posted on 06/01/2004 9:16:48 AM PDT by null and void (If you think more government is the solution to every problem, North Korea should be your paradise!)
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To: kenth
Somebody put out a hit on Oobi?


56 posted on 06/01/2004 9:16:48 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: kenth

lurch has been getting so much press.
"thing"just wanted to drop in for a visit.


57 posted on 06/01/2004 9:16:48 AM PDT by alpha-8-25-02 (saved by GRACE and GRACE alone)
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To: kenth

"Sounds like it belonged to Cousin Farouk."

58 posted on 06/01/2004 9:17:08 AM PDT by Jonah Hex (Another day, another DU troll.)
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To: Age of Reason
Dropped by a seagull?

Or maybe an swallow?

This whole thread's become rather silly.

59 posted on 06/01/2004 9:17:24 AM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: kenth
"Doh!", said the world's unluckiest, airborne, gangster.

OR...

"We won't cost you an arm and a leg.... Just a hand!", slogan for the world's worst low fare airline.

Take your pick. :)
60 posted on 06/01/2004 9:17:33 AM PDT by Daus
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