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JOHN KERRY - WANNABE PROCTOLOGIST

Posted on 05/28/2004 7:32:32 PM PDT by mandingo republican

COME UP WITH YOUR OWN CAPTIONS!


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caption; cartoom; humor; kerry; satire
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1 posted on 05/28/2004 7:32:33 PM PDT by mandingo republican
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To: mandingo republican

Kerry: "Here...pull my finger."


2 posted on 05/28/2004 7:34:55 PM PDT by TomGuy (Clintonites have such good hind-sight because they had their heads up their hind-ends 8 years.)
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To: mandingo republican

Wow.. he's so good at pointing, he has a backup...


3 posted on 05/28/2004 7:37:03 PM PDT by gorbach
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To: mandingo republican

What is up with him pointing all of the time???


4 posted on 05/28/2004 7:37:18 PM PDT by scott7278 ("FR will NOT be used to help replace Bush with a Democrat." -- Jim Robinson, 2/01/04)
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To: mandingo republican

Thats funny because johns proctolgist just called and said the found his brain today


5 posted on 05/28/2004 7:38:04 PM PDT by al baby (Hope I don't get into trouble for this)
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To: scott7278

He's looking for his US Senate office. He forgot where it's at since he has not been there for a year. Kerry points around constantly and says "is my office that way?".


6 posted on 05/28/2004 7:38:56 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (I'm isthisnickcool, and I approved this post!)
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To: scott7278
What is up with him pointing all of the time???

Well.. when your rhetoric lacks a point, you improvise.

7 posted on 05/28/2004 7:39:15 PM PDT by gorbach
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To: mandingo republican

Yup - he wants to put his daisy into our button hole alright.


8 posted on 05/28/2004 7:40:14 PM PDT by BenLurkin ( . . .preservation of our liberties being with one mind resolved to die free rather than live slaves)
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oh cool you let this in but you pulled my post thanks


9 posted on 05/28/2004 7:40:17 PM PDT by al baby (Hope I don't get into trouble for this)
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To: mandingo republican; Paul Atreides; mikrofon; martin_fierro

"You gonna eat all that?"


10 posted on 05/28/2004 7:41:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Kerry is like that or so a crack sausage.)
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To: isthisnickcool

He doesn't care where his office is. He's on direct deposit with the Senate paycheck so he doesn't need to show up. And the country is better off with him not being a senator every day anyway.


11 posted on 05/28/2004 7:42:28 PM PDT by Bernard
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To: mandingo republican; Paul Atreides; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Here's a "clean slate" for our staff of FR caption artists to work with:


12 posted on 05/28/2004 7:44:48 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Kerry is like that or so a crack sausage.)
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To: mandingo republican

The nice lady to his right could pass for the daughter of
BG Karpinski, MP USAR, of Iraq fame.


13 posted on 05/28/2004 7:45:15 PM PDT by TaMoDee
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To: mandingo republican

How about: "The secret comes out, not only does John Freggin` Kerry flip flop on the issues, but also in his sexuality. Here Mr. Kerry tries to decide on whether he should escort a woman or a man to his next Bush bashing rally."


14 posted on 05/28/2004 7:53:26 PM PDT by stillnoprotestsagainstmuslims (I`m still waiting for the protests against terrorism.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; mandingo republican
JOHN KERRY - WANNABE PROCTOLOGIST

Given his obvious digital talents, after JF'nK loses the election he could be considered for Wahhabi proctologist...

15 posted on 05/28/2004 8:12:34 PM PDT by mikrofon (Something is wrong here, but I just can't put my finger on it.)
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To: stillnoprotestsagainstmuslims

The question of man vs woman is irrelevant. Which one has the most millions is more likely the conundrum for Kerry the Cowardly hero.


16 posted on 05/28/2004 8:14:44 PM PDT by Tazeeyore2
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To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon; TheBigB; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day

"Stop calling me 'Eggo' or it's no tip for you!"

17 posted on 05/28/2004 8:15:10 PM PDT by martin_fierro (SOUTH American Idol)
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To: mandingo republican

The "Man of the People" eats at a diner with placecards.

18 posted on 05/28/2004 8:16:31 PM PDT by martin_fierro (SOUTH American Idol)
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To: martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson

"This place reminds me of the mess halls I had to eat at in Vietnam .... did you know that I was in Vietnam??"

Man: {"spare me!"}

19 posted on 05/28/2004 8:23:43 PM PDT by mikrofon (Something is wrong here, but I just can't put my finger on it.)
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To: mandingo republican

The guy to his left looks like he just farted and he's waiting for someone to call him on it.


20 posted on 05/28/2004 8:49:59 PM PDT by no dems (Does the Bush/Cheney camp monitor the Freep website?)
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