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JOHN KERRY - WANNABE PROCTOLOGIST
Posted on 05/28/2004 7:32:32 PM PDT by mandingo republican

COME UP WITH YOUR OWN CAPTIONS!
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caption; cartoom; humor; kerry; satire
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To: mandingo republican
Kerry: "Here...pull my finger."
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posted on
05/28/2004 7:34:55 PM PDT
by
TomGuy
(Clintonites have such good hind-sight because they had their heads up their hind-ends 8 years.)
To: mandingo republican
Wow.. he's so good at pointing, he has a backup...
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posted on
05/28/2004 7:37:03 PM PDT
by
gorbach
To: mandingo republican
What is up with him pointing all of the time???
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posted on
05/28/2004 7:37:18 PM PDT
by
scott7278
("FR will NOT be used to help replace Bush with a Democrat." -- Jim Robinson, 2/01/04)
To: mandingo republican
Thats funny because johns proctolgist just called and said the found his brain today
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posted on
05/28/2004 7:38:04 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hope I don't get into trouble for this)
To: scott7278
He's looking for his US Senate office. He forgot where it's at since he has not been there for a year. Kerry points around constantly and says "is my office that way?".
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posted on
05/28/2004 7:38:56 PM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(I'm isthisnickcool, and I approved this post!)
To: scott7278
What is up with him pointing all of the time??? Well.. when your rhetoric lacks a point, you improvise.
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posted on
05/28/2004 7:39:15 PM PDT
by
gorbach
To: mandingo republican
Yup - he wants to put his daisy into our button hole alright.
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posted on
05/28/2004 7:40:14 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
( . . .preservation of our liberties being with one mind resolved to die free rather than live slaves)
To: All
oh cool you let this in but you pulled my post thanks
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posted on
05/28/2004 7:40:17 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hope I don't get into trouble for this)
To: mandingo republican; Paul Atreides; mikrofon; martin_fierro
"You gonna eat all that?"
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posted on
05/28/2004 7:41:37 PM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(Kerry is like that or so a crack sausage.)
To: isthisnickcool
He doesn't care where his office is. He's on direct deposit with the Senate paycheck so he doesn't need to show up. And the country is better off with him not being a senator every day anyway.
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posted on
05/28/2004 7:42:28 PM PDT
by
Bernard
To: mandingo republican; Paul Atreides; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Here's a "clean slate" for our staff of FR caption artists to work with:
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posted on
05/28/2004 7:44:48 PM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(Kerry is like that or so a crack sausage.)
To: mandingo republican
The nice lady to his right could pass for the daughter of
BG Karpinski, MP USAR, of Iraq fame.
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posted on
05/28/2004 7:45:15 PM PDT
by
TaMoDee
To: mandingo republican
How about: "The secret comes out, not only does John Freggin` Kerry flip flop on the issues, but also in his sexuality. Here Mr. Kerry tries to decide on whether he should escort a woman or a man to his next Bush bashing rally."
To: Charles Henrickson; mandingo republican
JOHN KERRY - WANNABE PROCTOLOGIST Given his obvious digital talents, after JF'nK loses the election he could be considered for Wahhabi proctologist...
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posted on
05/28/2004 8:12:34 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Something is wrong here, but I just can't put my finger on it.)
To: stillnoprotestsagainstmuslims
The question of man vs woman is irrelevant. Which one has the most millions is more likely the conundrum for Kerry the Cowardly hero.
To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon; TheBigB; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day

"Stop calling me 'Eggo' or it's no tip for you!"
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posted on
05/28/2004 8:15:10 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(SOUTH American Idol)
To: mandingo republican

The "Man of the People" eats at a diner with placecards.
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posted on
05/28/2004 8:16:31 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(SOUTH American Idol)
To: martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson

"This place reminds me of the mess halls I had to eat at in Vietnam .... did you know that I was in Vietnam??"
Man: {"spare me!"}
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posted on
05/28/2004 8:23:43 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Something is wrong here, but I just can't put my finger on it.)
To: mandingo republican
The guy to his left looks like he just farted and he's waiting for someone to call him on it.
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posted on
05/28/2004 8:49:59 PM PDT
by
no dems
(Does the Bush/Cheney camp monitor the Freep website?)
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