Posted on 05/17/2004 10:56:34 PM PDT by JohnHuang2
For some people, it's important to pay attention when the birds and the bees are discussed.
Take the case of a German couple who sought help from a fertility clinic after eight years of no success having children.
The only problem was, they weren't having sex.
According to Ananova, officials at the University Clinic of Lubek said they'd never heard of a similar case after examining the couple during fertility tests last month.
After numerous examinations, doctors found both husband and wife to be fertile, and should have had little trouble in conception.
"When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said, 'What do you mean?'" a clinic spokesman said, according to the report.
"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."
The husband, 36, and his 30-year-old wife are now said to be undergoing sex-therapy lessons while the university clinic tries embarks on a study to determine the extent of other couples with similar circumstances.
Apparently they didn't remember their lesson on being fruitful and multiplying.
You mean babies don't come from the stork?
In Massachussetts, they are being Fruity, catching diseases, and dying...
Why do I think this is made up...?
Insert Flap "A" into Slot "B." :^)
In this case, much stranger.
Today I found out what my special purpose is for."
A married German couple not having sex? Impossible!
Now, a British couple....
I remember reading a story like this about a young couple in China, who thought all they had to do was sleep in the same bed to have children. About 20 years ago, I think.
To quote the late, great Henney Youngman, "take my wife....PLEASE???"
DARWIN AWARD
I know - the Darwin Award is usually about folks who die by doing something stupid. However, the reason why it's the DARWIN Award is because when those stupid folks die they aren't around to have kids to procreate "their" species.
So, these stupid folks don't even have to die to get the Award.
(Now.... does that make them smart?)
Silly but too funny John !........Stay Safe !
Stick my what WHERE??
I'd be trying to determine what else they don't know, before helping them with their begattin.
Clinton must be crying his eyes out now.
Or on the other hand, you could just take the husband aside, show him a couple of pictures or drawings, explain his marital rights to him, point him in the right direction, and turn him loose!
No need for "state intervention" and "studies"! Jeez, Louise!
"...The husband, 36..."
This, if true, is one of those rare examples of a man capable of being a virgin for a considerable number of years. I've been forming the hypothesis that when a man has his first climax, he undergoes a massive hormonal change. If he has his climax several years prior to marriage, then he will have problems becoming chaste again. Ghandi attempted to become chaste two times. The longest he was able to go was two weeks. I'm in the same boat.
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