Man Fatally Bitten by Sexually Aroused Horse (sister had been bitten by moose)

Reuters via Yahoo News ^ | Mon May 10, 9:48 AM ET | Reuters

[US admirer]

WARSAW (Reuters) - A sexually excited stallion bit a Polish man to death when he tried to calm the beast, which had become uncontrollably aroused by a nearby mare, police said.

"The 24-year-old man, identified as Robert R., was bitten when he tried to calm his horse, which had become unsettled by the presence of a mare in the vicinity," a duty officer in the Baltic port of Szczecin told Reuters.

The horse went wild and began straining and bucking while pulling a farm cart through the village.

An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine, the officer added.

[JackDanielsOldNo7]

The horse was probably suffering from a severe case of blue balls.

[Lil'freeper]

You be careful, now, hear?

[VRWCmember]

Mynd you, horse bites kan be nasti.

[r9etb]

An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine, the officer added.

Given that we're talking about an "uncontrollably sexually aroused horse," the cause of death could have been much, much worse....

[PBRSTREETGANG]

There's a reason your mother tells you not to get involved in horseplay.

[Oberon]

The horse had apparently detected the equine equivalent of the following:

[headsonpikes]

Whinnying as I post!

[Dr. Thorne]

Ay, Chihuahua!!!

[Diddle E. Squat]

Dude, it was the HORSE that was aroused, so these would be more to its tastes:

[curmudgeonII]

I wonder how many Poles have a first name of Robert?

[Diddle E. Squat]

If one has to die, which is worse, to be bitten to death, or hung like a mule?

[Bella_Bru]

For your Just Damn ping list.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Dang! That caused me to bite a chunk out of my monitor-very electrifying.

[The_Victor]

An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine, the officer added.

This is a cover-up and a lie. We know he was carving his initials in the animal's side.

[Oberon]

Ol' Denise can make a man sympathize with the horse in the story, can't she.

[The_Victor]

Wrong pull quote, this: was bitten when he tried to calm his horse

Substitute for this: An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine, the officer added.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Then it's probably a d**m good thing that he didn't bite the horse during their first sexual encounter ....

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[Robert A Cook PE]

Pong.

See nbr 18.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Hay!

(I resemble that comment....)