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To: US admirer
The horse was probably suffering from a severe case of blue balls.
2 posted on
05/10/2004 10:31:06 AM PDT by
JackDanielsOldNo7
(On guard until the seal is broken)
To: ecurbh
You be careful, now, hear?
3 posted on
05/10/2004 10:32:45 AM PDT by
Lil'freeper
(The enemy's gate is down!)
To: US admirer
Mynd you, horse bites kan be nasti.
4 posted on
05/10/2004 10:33:12 AM PDT by
VRWCmember
(Mais Oui! "Kerry" est le mot francais pour "Dukakis"!)
To: US admirer
An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine, the officer added. Given that we're talking about an "uncontrollably sexually aroused horse," the cause of death could have been much, much worse....
5 posted on
05/10/2004 10:33:36 AM PDT by
r9etb
To: US admirer
There's a reason your mother tells you not to get involved in horseplay.
To: US admirer
The horse had apparently detected the equine equivalent of the following:
7 posted on
05/10/2004 10:37:33 AM PDT by
Oberon
(What does it take to make government shrink?)
To: US admirer
I wonder how many Poles have a first name of Robert?
11 posted on
05/10/2004 10:44:13 AM PDT by
curmudgeonII
(Time wounds all heels.)
To: mhking
For your Just Damn ping list.
To: US admirer
An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine, the officer added. This is a cover-up and a lie. We know he was carving his initials in the animal's side.
To: US admirer; mhking; xsmommy; Gabz; Texan5; Eala; CholeraJoe; maxwell
18 posted on
05/10/2004 10:52:48 AM PDT by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly ... But Kerry's ABBCNNBCBS press corpse lies every day.)
To: US admirer
21 posted on
05/10/2004 10:57:36 AM PDT by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: US admirer
And they thought the fall of communism was tough!
24 posted on
05/10/2004 11:00:22 AM PDT by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: US admirer
BolganPolska strikes again.
26 posted on
05/10/2004 11:17:36 AM PDT by
jtminton
(Ask me about my turn paper. It's about diaramas.)
To: US admirer
i saw a rattlesnake eating a dove sunday.
does that count?
To: US admirer; Free ThinkerNY
NO PETTING! (with thanks to FTNY)
32 posted on
05/10/2004 11:29:23 AM PDT by
Xenalyte
(I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I shall defend to the death your right to stick it)
To: US admirer
Rule #1 - Never give a horse Viagra
ROFL.
33 posted on
05/10/2004 11:29:28 AM PDT by
Johnny Gage
(God Bless our Firefighters, our Police, our EMS responders, and our Veterans)
To: US admirer
I can reach no set conclusion on this story, given that we are not informed as to the disposition of all related llamas.
Qwinn
35 posted on
05/10/2004 11:32:36 AM PDT by
Qwinn
To: US admirer
Who would drive a horse that wasn't gelded?
My neighbors show driving horses. And they would NEVER use a stallion.
In fact, yesterday they came by the house with a young male that was gelded last Friday. They were out walking it to help heal after the surgery.
They say that pulling a cart is the most dangerous thing you can do with a horse.
Pulling a cart with a stallion seems insane.
To: US admirer
I know in Wyoming that people will shoot a stallion if it is running loose around riders on other horses, especially children.
I seem to recall a state brand inspector doing so once.
A stud horse in heat is no pet, it is a dangerous beast whom will harm or kill a human very quickly interering with the intended task at hand.
39 posted on
05/10/2004 12:08:53 PM PDT by
Ursus arctos horribilis
("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
To: US admirer
This has all making of sick porn script...like emails I now get almost all time.
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