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1 posted on 05/10/2004 10:29:02 AM PDT by US admirer
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To: US admirer
The horse was probably suffering from a severe case of blue balls.
2 posted on 05/10/2004 10:31:06 AM PDT by JackDanielsOldNo7 (On guard until the seal is broken)
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You be careful, now, hear?
3 posted on 05/10/2004 10:32:45 AM PDT by Lil'freeper (The enemy's gate is down!)
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Mynd you, horse bites kan be nasti.
4 posted on 05/10/2004 10:33:12 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Mais Oui! "Kerry" est le mot francais pour "Dukakis"!)
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An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine, the officer added.

Given that we're talking about an "uncontrollably sexually aroused horse," the cause of death could have been much, much worse....

5 posted on 05/10/2004 10:33:36 AM PDT by r9etb
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There's a reason your mother tells you not to get involved in horseplay.
6 posted on 05/10/2004 10:36:46 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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The horse had apparently detected the equine equivalent of the following:


7 posted on 05/10/2004 10:37:33 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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I wonder how many Poles have a first name of Robert?
11 posted on 05/10/2004 10:44:13 AM PDT by curmudgeonII (Time wounds all heels.)
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For your Just Damn ping list.
13 posted on 05/10/2004 10:46:34 AM PDT by Bella_Bru
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An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine, the officer added.

This is a cover-up and a lie. We know he was carving his initials in the animal's side.

15 posted on 05/10/2004 10:47:38 AM PDT by The_Victor
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Then it's probably a d**m good thing that he didn't bite the horse during their first sexual encounter ....

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18 posted on 05/10/2004 10:52:48 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly ... But Kerry's ABBCNNBCBS press corpse lies every day.)
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21 posted on 05/10/2004 10:57:36 AM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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And they thought the fall of communism was tough!
24 posted on 05/10/2004 11:00:22 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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BolganPolska strikes again.
26 posted on 05/10/2004 11:17:36 AM PDT by jtminton (Ask me about my turn paper. It's about diaramas.)
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i saw a rattlesnake eating a dove sunday.

does that count?
30 posted on 05/10/2004 11:23:42 AM PDT by no_problema
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To: US admirer; Free ThinkerNY


NO PETTING! (with thanks to FTNY)
32 posted on 05/10/2004 11:29:23 AM PDT by Xenalyte (I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I shall defend to the death your right to stick it)
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Rule #1 - Never give a horse Viagra

ROFL.
33 posted on 05/10/2004 11:29:28 AM PDT by Johnny Gage (God Bless our Firefighters, our Police, our EMS responders, and our Veterans)
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I can reach no set conclusion on this story, given that we are not informed as to the disposition of all related llamas.

Qwinn
35 posted on 05/10/2004 11:32:36 AM PDT by Qwinn
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Who would drive a horse that wasn't gelded?

My neighbors show driving horses. And they would NEVER use a stallion.

In fact, yesterday they came by the house with a young male that was gelded last Friday. They were out walking it to help heal after the surgery.

They say that pulling a cart is the most dangerous thing you can do with a horse.

Pulling a cart with a stallion seems insane.
38 posted on 05/10/2004 12:00:50 PM PDT by 11th Earl of Mar
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I know in Wyoming that people will shoot a stallion if it is running loose around riders on other horses, especially children.

I seem to recall a state brand inspector doing so once.

A stud horse in heat is no pet, it is a dangerous beast whom will harm or kill a human very quickly interering with the intended task at hand.
39 posted on 05/10/2004 12:08:53 PM PDT by Ursus arctos horribilis ("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
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This has all making of sick porn script...like emails I now get almost all time.
40 posted on 05/10/2004 12:12:21 PM PDT by RussianConservative (Xristos: the Light of the World)
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