Official Freeper "apology" thread: Let's tell 'em what we're "sorry" for

AP Rumsfeld Apology Story ^ | 5/7/04

[Wolfstar]

Aides: Rumsfeld to Apologize to Congress"
By DAVID ESPO, AP Special Correspondent

WASHINGTON - Amid calls for his resignation, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld drafted an apology Friday for not keeping Congress informed about abuses of Iraqi prisoners in U.S. custody, defense officials said.
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FReepers, since apologizing seems to be the order of the day, let's show 'em how we "apologize!" Let me begin with my own profuse apologies to the entire nation:

I'm sorry we ever had a president who's version of the truth was to say, "It depends on what the meaning of the word IS, is."

As a Californian, I sorry for this pathetic bunch of Dems in my state's congressional delegation: Baca; Becerra; Berman; Boxer; Capps; Cardoza; Davis; Dooley; Eshoo; Farr; Feinstein; Filner; Harman; Honda; Lantos; Lee; Lofgren; Matsui; Millender-McDonald; Miller, George; Napolitano; Pelosi; Roybal-Allard; Sanchez, Linda; Sanchez, Loretta; Schiff; Sherman; Solis; Stark; Tauscher; Thompson; Waters; Watson; Waxman; Woolsey.

I'm so sorry people like Barbara Streisand, Michael Moore, Jane Fonda and any other members of the Hollyweird limousine-liberal crowd breath air.

I'm deeply sorry that the voters of Massachusettes keep sending Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy to the U.S. Senate.

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe !

I'm sorry you missed the 'barf alert!' ;^)

[Betis70]

Oh that was a good one! A nice post-lunch chuckle.

[BossLady]

To the rest of the world:

1- I'm sorry that I am an American

2- I'm sorry we have a president that serves the USA with dignity

3- I'm sorry the USA has the best military in the world

4- I'm sorry Americans are the most compassionate and caring people in the world

This One Is For France:

I'm sorry we have Jerry Lewis

((sarcasm off))

[najida]

I'm sorry I didn't find this thread sooner.

[goodnesswins]

I'm sorry the AMERICAN economy created 288,000 jobs (at least) in April

[abigailsmybaby]

I'm sorry our Constitution has been so trampled and that there are so many democrats that aren't above using it for toilet paper.

I'm sorry that we still monetarily support the UN and that we haven't kicked 'em to the curb yet.

I'm sorry the UN will probably get away with the oil-for-food scam and Kofi will come out smelling like a rose.

I'm sorry our politicians don't see incursions and shootings into OUR country by Mexican military and police as an act of war.

I'm sorry democrats are really communists operating under a misnomer.

I'm sorry too many pols can't get past the "religion of peace" crap.

I'm especially sorry I was ever a democrat and I'm sorry that too many of my family still are.

I'm sorry that in Mexifornia it is now legal for homosexuals to sexually harrass school children.

I'm sorry for feminazis.

I'm sorry for women who think having the right to murder is a good thing. How 'bout all of us having the right to murder. Wouldn't that be fun? Equality and all, ya know.

I'm sorry environazis haven't been added to the terrorist list.

I'm sorry we all are exactly the same so that we all would have the same reaction to every incident...big and small. It would make the political correct so happy!

I'm sorry that lawyers and psychobabblers have made such a mess of our legal system.

I'm sorry that congress hasn't done something about activist judges.

I'm sorry the big one hasn't put the left coast out to sea...yet.

I'm sorry the F150 doesn't have a diesel engine.

I'm sorry that being in love means never having to say your sorry.

I'm sorry I don't have enough room for more basset hounds.

[katz]

I'm sorry that the morality of our country sunk so low under Clinton that we now have a new word called "a Lewinsky".

[Wolfstar]

I'm sorry that I called Marxine's office and told her office worker that I, too, was sorry Marxine's mother couldn't have an abortion.

Did you really do that? ROFLMAO!!!!! I'm sorry you're sorry for doing it. [wink]

[Wolfstar]

I'm "sorry" you write with such expression and truth. [grin]

[Wolfstar]

I'm sorry the media has been too busy skewering Rumsfeld to notice.

[Wolfstar]

I'm sorry I don't have enough room for more basset hounds.

Speaking of dogs, I'm genuinely sorry my beloved Wolfie died in February (at the age of 14). I miss him a lot. But I still have his litter-sister, Annabelle, who will be 14 1/2 on Sunday. Where dogs are concerned, God has been very good to me.

[LisaMalia]

I haven't had a chance to read through this entire thread, but I am happy for the chance to vent.

I'm sorry that Killer Kennedy can sit in judgment of ANYONE.

I'm sorry that these brave military leaders are having to be badgered by arrogant, partisan, self serving politicians.

I'm sorry that Dan Rather is controlling our country, and not the powers that be.

I'm sorry that our country cannot have military secrets anymore. Our enemies probably know more about our national security than we do, thanks to the mediots.

Yes, what happened to the Iraqi POWs was wrong. But I am convinced this was carried out by some rouge military personnel who set out expressly to do damage to our country.

I could go on and on, and I probably will by the time I'm done on this thread.

[freekitty]

I am sorry that George W. wasn't in office sooner.

[nopardons]

Thanks for the ping,Howlin!

I'm sorry that I didn't get on line earlier.

I'm sorry that so many Americans voted for X42...TWICE.

I'm sorry that N.Y. made Hitlery! a Senator.

I'm sorry that my state has Dodd and Liberman in the Senate.

I'm sorry that the UN is still in existance!

[TexasRepublic]

I'm sorry we can't put America-haters behind bars, on a lease, like the filthy dogs they are!

[Howlin]

I'm not sorry you're back!!

[antceecee]

NO REALLY I"M SORRY!

[nopardons]

And I'm not sorry about that either.

Thanks Howlin. :-)

[Rainbow Rising]

I'm sorry that my fellow New Yorkers sent the Hildebeast to the Senate.

I'm sorry that we haven't kicked the United Nations out of this country.

I'm sorry that liberals only seem to care about morals when conservatives fail to live up to them.

[SanityFromTheLeftCoast]

As a native Californian I'm sorry for San Francisco's desire to destroy family values, I'm sorry that the communist city of Berzerkeley won't let Fire trucks fly the American flag, I'm sorry that the warm California climate breeds narrow-minded, backstabbing, liberal-communistic bacteria. I’m sorry that I am forced to pay taxes to support the socialist bureaucracy that is the public school system. I’m sorry for the sludge and filth that Hollywood puts out under the guise of entertainment.

I’m not sorry that Eisner squashed Moore. I’m not sorry that I support our troops and pray for them any chance I get. I’m not sorry that I am seeing a shift in good hearted Americans stepping up to the plate and making their voices heard. And I am certainly not sorry for being a Christian, a Republican, and an American!