Official Freeper "apology" thread: Let's tell 'em what we're "sorry" for

AP Rumsfeld Apology Story ^ | 5/7/04

[Wolfstar]

Aides: Rumsfeld to Apologize to Congress"
By DAVID ESPO, AP Special Correspondent

WASHINGTON - Amid calls for his resignation, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld drafted an apology Friday for not keeping Congress informed about abuses of Iraqi prisoners in U.S. custody, defense officials said.
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FReepers, since apologizing seems to be the order of the day, let's show 'em how we "apologize!" Let me begin with my own profuse apologies to the entire nation:

I'm sorry we ever had a president who's version of the truth was to say, "It depends on what the meaning of the word IS, is."

As a Californian, I sorry for this pathetic bunch of Dems in my state's congressional delegation: Baca; Becerra; Berman; Boxer; Capps; Cardoza; Davis; Dooley; Eshoo; Farr; Feinstein; Filner; Harman; Honda; Lantos; Lee; Lofgren; Matsui; Millender-McDonald; Miller, George; Napolitano; Pelosi; Roybal-Allard; Sanchez, Linda; Sanchez, Loretta; Schiff; Sherman; Solis; Stark; Tauscher; Thompson; Waters; Watson; Waxman; Woolsey.

I'm so sorry people like Barbara Streisand, Michael Moore, Jane Fonda and any other members of the Hollyweird limousine-liberal crowd breath air.

I'm deeply sorry that the voters of Massachusettes keep sending Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy to the U.S. Senate.

[hummingbird]

I'm sorry you probably have three times the amount of poop to watch out for... <8^)

[lowbridge]

Hey Democrats and libera media. I got your apology right here: ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›

[LibWhacker]

I'm sorry the whole world is outraged at the fact that America is better than they are, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. Once the CIC calls out the militia to make libs "disappear," America will be a thousand times better than it already is! Sorry about that, world, but it's a fact. Now, which side do you want to be on?

[Mudboy Slim]

I'm sorry that William Jefferson Blythe Clinton still walks around America as a free man...

INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

FReegards...MUD

[shhrubbery!]

I'm sorry the voters of Massacusetts who repeatedly sent Kerry to the Senate haven't moved to France, thereby raising the average IQ of both countries.

I'm sorry the voters of Massacusetts who repeatedly sent Kerry to the Senate HAVE moved to New Hampshire, thereby ruining a pefectly nice state.

Thankfully they haven't sompletely ruined it yet, as evidenced by the remainig sane people of NH kicking out Jeanne Shaheen (and boy, is she a lousy spokeswoman for John F'n Kerry!).

[Freedom2specul8]

As a Missourian, I am so sorry for sending gephardt anywhere. I'm also deeply saddened that liberals constantly exploit any and everything that will promote their liberal causes--such as their ignorant evil and ruthless attack on FR.

[Wolfstar]

Peach, I saw your post to Mo1 on the big "Rummy testifies" thread where you say the media is going to kill you. Get out some of your frustrations here by "apologizing" for everything that's bugging you.

[Freedom2specul8]

Gag a maggot!!! BARF!

[Joe Republc]

To my children and future grandchildren,

I am truly sorry that we have not impeached many of our judges in our federal court and the Supreme Court. Many have broken their vows to the Constitution and this country. They publicly encourage turning our backs on natural law and God. They have perpetuated horribly unjust rulings that have resulted in many preborn lives being taken. They have trampled on clear separation between the judicial and legislative branches of our government. They have created so-called rights - such as privacy - while ignoring clear rights explicitly given to us by God and the blood of our soldiers and forefathers.

And we continue to let this happen. Truly sorry.

-- Joe

[Wolfstar]

...did you know that?!

I'm sorry, no, I didn't. You mean John Kerry is a Vietnam War vet. Well whodathunkit!

[Peach]

Apology, smology. LOL

[The Wizard]

I'm sorry for democrat senators, and I'm sorry the people in NY are damn fools to not guard thier voting machines better so people like the beast can't steal elections

[m87339]

I'm sorry I don't get to see Al, Peg, Kelly, Bud, Buck, Marcy, Steve, Jefferson, Officer Dan, Bob Rooney, the nudie bar.......

Steve was soooo much better than Jefferson. Who'd a thought that Marcy was a Lezzie?

[alnick]

I'm sorry that the media has covered for the democrats for decades, resulting in the democrat party becoming thoroughly corrupt and completely unaccountable.

[Maria S]

I, as a lifelong Texan, am sorry that H. Ross Perot ever ran for president in 1992.

[dixie sass]

I was just formulating a similar reply when I came across your post. The only thing I could come up with was this -

I'm sorry that FReepers are stooping to this level. I thought we were above this. Guess not...

[JFC]

I am sorry Hillary is a Senator... I am sorry her husband was ever elected President. I am sorry... that doped up dims even reside in our country.


I'M SORRY I'M SORRY