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Black XXVI: "Hanoi John!!"
The MudTower | 26 April 2004 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 04/26/2004 7:38:19 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Hanoi John!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")

Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh...
Ashamed of you...an yer goddamned LIES!! Ohahhohh...
I loathe the way you flop, I loathe Left's sissy-talk!!
I loathe the way RATS wriggle...Left snickers and it mocks!!

Hanoi John...ohahhohh...I think you are a Coward!!
Yeah, yer scum... damn yer VietNam LIES!! Ooahhohh...

(Little guitar jammin')

Ohhahhhhohhhhh!!
Hanoi John, what makes yer heart sooo purple?!
Ohahhohh...
Yer "injuries"...were just gutless LIES!!
I loathe the way Left mocks...and all their sissy-talk!!
I want the righteous Truth...RAT-fools, you are losing...LOSING!!

Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh..
We object...to yer campaign LIES!!

(More guitar jammin')

Hanoi John...Cowards don't win elections!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
(You) don't deserve...yer three Purple Hearts!!

Mudboy Slim


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Editorial; Foreign Affairs; Japan; Miscellaneous; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Kansas; US: Virginia; United Kingdom; War on Terror
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To: sultan88; Mudboy Slim
hi guys!

sure! I will look for it and freepmail it to mud when I get it... Hi Mud... you can send it back if you don't want it!!! ;}

661 posted on 05/18/2004 2:31:05 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross (Every heart beats true for the red,white and blue)
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To: joanie-f; FBD

That is a well-thought out posting, joanie. I will save it so that I can ruminate over it later. (You should be writing a regular blog, if you aren't already!)


662 posted on 05/18/2004 2:37:17 PM PDT by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
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To: sultan88; Mudboy Slim
I didn't realize he had already posted his freeped version.... Here you go Mud- thought I would save you the freepmail:

LISTEN TO WHITE ROOM HERE

"RightWing!!"
(To be sung to Cream's "White Room")
We're the RightWing...with Black's judges...Fear Our Justice!! Black threads beckon...we're bold patriots...fightin' Lib'rals!! Boston Strangler...RATS' pretender...parrots Left's LIES!! Far Right's wise...join our FReepin'...we're protectors!!

Left's fate's been misplaced...Hanoi John never shines!! RATS are disgraced...'cuz Left's slander debunks itself!!

We say, "Tyrants shall be toppled by this Nation!!" RATboy Willie's crime is Treason...Indict Clinton!! Chi-Com Tyrants...bought Bill Clinton's...re-election!! Please, John Ashcroft...convict Slick's crimes...Right is Winning!!

Dem Lib'rals are fools...Left's where Pain's dished out... LIES fer fools...they're beholden to Guv'ment shills!!

DemRAT Party...is seditious...such a vile crowd!! Devolution...healin' old wounds...Left is rotten!! Guv'ment LIARS...$Trillions wasted...on the Big Lie!! Truth's aggressive...good-bye Lib'rals...Right shall triumph!!

I'll FReep into space...sing my hopeful sounds... Fight 'gainst RAT-power...DemonRAT dupes, FReep them to Hell!

Mudboy Slim

663 posted on 05/18/2004 2:59:32 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross (Every heart beats true for the red,white and blue)
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To: joanie-f; FBD
Well done -- both of you!

The wisdom and brotherhood found at FR is priceless.

664 posted on 05/18/2004 5:22:40 PM PDT by F16Fighter
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To: onyx

Yeah. He does not like being smacked around in public in front of his buddies.


665 posted on 05/18/2004 8:38:13 PM PDT by Houmatt (Dru's Law. Before the next victim is someone you know.)
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To: Houmatt

So I have noticed. :)


666 posted on 05/18/2004 8:49:09 PM PDT by onyx (Rummy's job is winning the war, not micro-managing some damn prison.)
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To: onyx

The dreaded "666" post...thanks fer takin' a hit fer the team...MUD


667 posted on 05/19/2004 4:23:59 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim

LOL!
And it was a reply to Houmatt
about Fred. Go figure.
Hey, I note some think
you'll soon be banned here
for posting there too.
LOL!
A whole thread just for you.


668 posted on 05/19/2004 4:26:30 AM PDT by onyx (Rummy's job is winning the war, not micro-managing some damn prison.)
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To: onyx
"I'm Honored"

LOL...MUD

669 posted on 05/19/2004 4:54:42 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: onyx
BTW...which one is FRed?!

MUD

670 posted on 05/19/2004 4:55:12 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: sultan88; Tatze
"Transcript of Zell Miller's Speech to the GA GOP Convention"

"George W. Bush has done an outstanding job shepherding our economy through tough times. The President's leadership faced its greatest test on September 11, 2001. For years, terrorists had been killing Americans and striking at American interests around the world. Each and every attack was met with a totally inadequate response. Is it any wonder that the terrorists thought America would never fight back? For years we had been sending them an engraved invitation to attack us. RSVP not required. Finally, and unfortunately, they accepted. America was blessed that George W. Bush was leading America exactly when we most needed a steel spine in the White House. He immediately took the fight to the terrorists, cleared out their base of operations in Afghanistan and toppled one of their biggest fans in Iraq. The President recognized that at a time when terrorists are growing bolder, we had to change the way the government fights the terrorist threat."

ZigZagZell NAILS IT!!

FReegards...MUD

671 posted on 05/19/2004 6:08:32 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Libloather; stand watie; Constitution Day; sultan88; jla; backhoe; yankhater
"Y'allbonics!!"

"HIRE YEW: (complete sentence) Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"

LOL...MUD

672 posted on 05/19/2004 6:22:13 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross
Thanks fer the "White Room" tunage...could I trouble you to find Clapton's version of "After Midnight" and FReepMail the link to me?!

Muchas gracias, mi hermana...MUD

673 posted on 05/19/2004 6:51:35 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross; Landru; sultan88; jla; FBD; ForGod'sSake; BOBTHENAILER; Taxman; sauropod
"We're the Far Right!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of J. J. Cale's "After Midnight")

We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!
We're the Hard Right...we're gonna whup Dem Libs in a rout!!
We're gonna help Bush git some traction...
Right's gonna demand satisfaction....
Left's gonna find out what Right is all about.
We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATS from Power!!

We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams...
Truth yields our Might...righteous gonna make Dem sosh'lists scream!!
We're gonna FReep talk and television...
Left shall heap on their vile derison...
Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
RATS, we don't bite...still gonna FReep yer slime from Power!!

(Guitar-jammin' interlude)

Yeah, yeah...We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem RATS from Power!!

We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams...
Traitors we'll fight...RightWing's gonna make Dem Leftists scream!!
We're gonna FReep Rush and Hanni-vision...
Left shall fear our deadly precision...
Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
America's Right...still gonna FReep RATS' SCUM from Power!!

We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem fools from Power!!
Ain't 'fraid to fight...Right's gonna WHUP Dem Lefties down!!
Left, say "GoodBye"...November's when yer goin' down!!
We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!

Mudboy Slim (5/19/04)

674 posted on 05/19/2004 7:32:59 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
HOLD ON.. HOLD ON.. I am running to keep up with ya MUD.. HERE it is!! WHEW.. Gotta catch my breath..... ;}

LISTEN TO AFTER MIDNIGHT HERE

675 posted on 05/19/2004 7:52:01 AM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross (Every heart beats true for the red,white and blue)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross
LOL...muy excelente, mi hermana...MUD

BTW...I think I'll FReep another Clapton song at lunch...do you have Clapton's "Crossroads" handy?!

Take yer time...this is a marathon, not a sprint....

676 posted on 05/19/2004 7:55:48 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Cyber-Band

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.


677 posted on 05/19/2004 8:19:01 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: F16Fighter; joanie-f; sultan88; Mudboy Slim; Landru; jla; MeekOneGOP; Euro-American Scum; AdSimp

Thanks for the compliment, F-16. Joanie always sheds good perspective on any subject. Thanks Joanie!

In the: "If only we would just leave them alone, they would leave us alone", appeasement dept:

"Al-Qaeda says Canada deserves bombing"
http://www.canada.com/national/nationalpost/news/story.html?id=aed9d12f-689e-4725-b652-12d25afe4ebe

"Khalid Khawaja, a friend of Osama bin Laden's who calls the Saudi terrorist and his followers "the most wonderful people of the world," told the National Post that Canadians should not be surprised if suicide bombers want to strike their country."


678 posted on 05/19/2004 8:29:29 AM PDT by FBD (...Please press 2 for English...for Espanol, please stay on the line...)
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To: Mudboy Slim

"Crossroads" by Robert Johnson

I went down to the crossroads,
Fell down on my knees.
I went down to the crossroads,
Fell down on my knees.
Asked the Lord above for mercy,
"Save me if you please."

I went down to the crossroads,
Tried to flag a ride.
I went down to the crossroads,
Tried to flag a ride.
Nobody seemed to know me,
Everybody passed me by.

I'm going down to Rosedale,
Take my rider by my side.
I'm going down to Rosedale,
Take my rider by my side.
You can still barrelhouse, baby,
On the riverside.

You can run, you can run,
Tell my friend-boy Willie Brown.
You can run, you can run,
Tell my friend-boy Willie Brown.
And I'm standing at the crossroads,
Believe I'm sinking down.

Pre...MUD


679 posted on 05/19/2004 8:37:15 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88; jla; Landru; yankhater; Reagan79; AGreatPer; MeekOneGOP
Michael Moore is a "Big Fat Idiot"...Bwahahahaaa!
...It's amusing how the left now has a 320 lb. fat boy, and El Rushbo is now slim and trim!

680 posted on 05/19/2004 8:51:01 AM PDT by FBD (...Please press 2 for English...for Espanol, please stay on the line...)
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