Black XXVI: "Hanoi John!!"

The MudTower | 26 April 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hanoi John!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")

Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh...
Ashamed of you...an yer goddamned LIES!! Ohahhohh...
I loathe the way you flop, I loathe Left's sissy-talk!!
I loathe the way RATS wriggle...Left snickers and it mocks!!

Hanoi John...ohahhohh...I think you are a Coward!!
Yeah, yer scum... damn yer VietNam LIES!! Ooahhohh...

(Little guitar jammin')

Ohhahhhhohhhhh!!
Hanoi John, what makes yer heart sooo purple?!
Ohahhohh...
Yer "injuries"...were just gutless LIES!!
I loathe the way Left mocks...and all their sissy-talk!!
I want the righteous Truth...RAT-fools, you are losing...LOSING!!

Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh..
We object...to yer campaign LIES!!

(More guitar jammin')

Hanoi John...Cowards don't win elections!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
(You) don't deserve...yer three Purple Hearts!!

Mudboy Slim

[stand watie]

i'm NOT too FONDA HANOI-john!

free dixie,sw

[stand watie]

fallugah is what in the business is called "a target-rich environment"!

good HUNTING, marines!

free dixie,sw

[Mudboy Slim]

"...good HUNTING, marines!"

I agree...put the fear of Allah into these murderous thugs...MUD

[stand watie]

as the best ESTIMATE of terrorist numbers is only about 25,000 in all of iraq, i wonder how many snipers it would take to get them ALL????

free dixie,sw

[Mudboy Slim]

"My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)")

My my, hey hey...Liberty is here to stay!!
In DeeCee, we turn out...Right shan't fade away...
My my, hey hey.

Look fer the Truth...FReep into the Black!!
Welcome, you Libs...join us, you DemonRATS!!
No, Slick's not gone...Clintons're comin' back...
When yer lookin' fer Truth, FReep into the Black.

Reagan is gone...but he's not forgotten!!
We, as a Party, know Big Guv'ment's Rotten!!
The RightWing won't burn out...we listen to Rush!!
Reagan is gone but he's not forgotten.

Hey hey, my my...America shall never die!!
There's more to these pictures...than meets the eye.
Hey hey, my my.

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black)"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black)")

Hey hey, my my...Liberty shall never die!!
There's more to Slick's TREASON...Bill's Chi-Com SPIES.
Hey hey, my my.

Lust fer the Truth...Uncover the Facts!!
Left, they love Slick...they're just DemonRATS!!
Big Guv'ment's WRONG...Right must attack!!
When yer searchin' fer Truth...FReep into the Black.

Dutch Reagan's gone but he's not forgotten!!
Justice's the ending fer Willie Clinton!!
US FReepers'll turn out...'cuz Rush Limbaugh FReeps!!
Slick Willie's done...his crimes ain't fergotten.

Hey hey, my my...Liberty shall never die!!
There's more to Slick's TREASON than Chi-Com SPIES!!
Hey hey, my my...

Post...MUD

[Mr. K]

thanks for the ping

[Mudboy Slim]

De nada, and thank you fer that very pertinent thread...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"the next FR convention...Bush's Inaugural"

Sounds like one humdinger of a Party...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Puff, the Angry D'A$$hole!!"
(To be sung to Peter, Paul and Mary's "Puff, the Magic Dragon")

Puff, the Lib'ral Leader, Bane of the FRee...
Tom ruled with an iron fist in Washington, DeeCee!!
Lib'ral Commie Sosh'lists loved that D'A$$hole Puff,
'Cuz Tom pulled strings fer big airlines who'd hired Missuz Puff!! Bold!!

Puff, the would-be Prez'dent, loved Tyranny...
He protected his friend Willie Slick, in a Trial fer Perjury!!
South Dakota voters said, "Oh, whatta SLEAZE!!"
And conspired to next autumn rid their State of Tommie's disease!!

Tom D'A$$hole, he would grovel fer Dem votes a cryin' shame...
Tommie preyed on weakness..."Fear" was Puffboy's middle name!!
Union thugs and bigots would bow whene'er Puff came,
Lib'ral whips bent o'er and begged fer Puff's pork, oh so lame. Woah!

Puff, RAT's Lib'ral Leader, loathed liberty...
Big Guv'ment was his Power trip and he'd tax all he could see!!
Puff held judges hostage, shameful was he...
He ruled from his Senate seat 'til he pissed off Hillary!!

The Senate loves its Power, but weakness leaves a void...
HildaBeast and her man Slick returned...Left's overjoyed!!
In '04, it happened, Johnnie Thune, he whupped li'l Puff!!
'Cuz voters in their wisdom, folks, they'd just had enuff!!

Puff's head was bent in sorrow, felled by Clinton's stain...
Puff no longer weilded Power...fell off the gravy train!!
Without his Leader's seat, Puff was just a knave...
So Puff, that tiny tyrant, sadly slipped into a cave. Oh!

Puff, EX-DemRAT Leader, loathed by the FRee...
Left dwindled down with evil Slick 'cuz DemRATs chose Hillary!!
Puff, that tragic figure, died mysteriously...
The Sheeple called it Arkancide 'cuz it's Death by Slick Willie!!

FReegards...MUD (1/02/2004)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kosovo Slaughter"
(To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")

Yugoslavs thought they were sovereign...
Forgot 'bout that New World Order...
'Cuz NATO wanted a li'l more Power...
And Clinton's motives were VILE!!
Yeah, Slick Willie had a problem...
His Impeachment was bringin' him down...
Said, "Networks need 'em a story...
I'll bomb them Serbs outta town!!!"

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!
Innocents slaughtered!!

Slick burned down that Waco House...
Kids FRIED!! What an Evil Sound...
In Viet Nam, Slick LIED and chickened out...
Now, Bill LOVES puttin' kids underground!!
When it all was over...
Them Sheeple they knew their place!!
But Slick's time is runnin' out...
SEEK JUSTICE...Slick must be DISGRACED!!!
Vile Waco Slaughter...small children, they did fry!!
Innocence slaughtered...

(Excellent guitar jammin')

We FReeped Slick up on Capitol Hill...
Slick's heart's empty, cold, and hard!!
Yes, we'll keep FReepin'...we must not stop!!
Left's just not Right!! The Righteous the Left doth fear!!
It's a worthwhile fight...gotta use our heads (UNNNHHH!!)
Truth's gonna save the day...
No matter what...Bill will feel Justice!!
We know...Slick knows...FReepers never forget!!

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!!
Dethrone the TYRANT!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mr. K]

I thought I would get flamed for the vanity post- but it realy took off- and I see similar sentiments being express on the news today.

I believe that a lot of newspeople secretly lurk at FR

[Mudboy Slim]

"I believe that a lot of newspeople secretly lurk at FR"

I wish they'd as enthusiasticly demand accountability fer Waco's MassMurdered as they do fer Iraq's Kinkily-Embarassed!!

Jusr a little proportionality, please...MUD

[nopardons]

Thanks MUD! :-)

[nopardons]

And you have mail. :-)

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks fer the FReepMail...that oughtta really torque certain LPers...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FReepers Allegedly HATE Everyone and Everything!!"

ROFL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right 'til Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but we'll vanquish their PUNK, Kerry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friends of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Kerry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

[FBD]

Rumsfeld to Sen Clintoon;
- ..."You say the report was well known. I don't know how you know that. All I know is when it made the public, when somebody took a secret document out of prosecutorial channels and released it to the press, I do not believe it was yet anywhere in the Pentagon. Certainly, I had not been given it or seen it."

[FBD]

John Kerry on Defense --

(send it to as many voters as you can!)


He voted to kill the Bradley Fighting Vehicle
He voted to kill the M-1 Abrams Tank
He voted to kill every Aircraft carrier since 1988
He voted to kill the Aegis anti aircraft system
He voted to kill the F-15 strike eagle
He voted to kill the Block 60 F-16
He voted to kill the P-3 Orion upgrade
He voted to kill the B-1
He voted to kill the B-2
He voted to kill the Patriot anti Missile system
He voted to kill the FA-18
He voted to kill the B-2
He voted to kill the F117

In short, he has voted to kill every military appropriation for the development and deployment of every weapons systems since 1988 including battle armor for our troops.

He also voted to kill all anti terrorism activities of every agency of the U.S. Government and to cut the funding of the FBI by 60%,to cut the funding for the CIA by 80%, and cut the funding for the NSA by 80%. But then he voted to increase OUR funding for U.N. operations by 800%!!!

Is THIS a President YOU want?