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"Kosovo Slaughter"
(To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")

Yugoslavs thought they were sovereign...
Forgot 'bout that New World Order...
'Cuz NATO wanted a li'l more Power...
And Clinton's motives were VILE!!
Yeah, Slick Willie had a problem...
His Impeachment was bringin' him down...
Said, "Networks need 'em a story...
I'll bomb them Serbs outta town!!!"

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!
Innocents slaughtered!!

Slick burned down that Waco House...
Kids FRIED!! What an Evil Sound...
In Viet Nam, Slick LIED and chickened out...
Now, Bill LOVES puttin' kids underground!!
When it all was over...
Them Sheeple they knew their place!!
But Slick's time is runnin' out...
SEEK JUSTICE...Slick must be DISGRACED!!!
Vile Waco Slaughter...small children, they did fry!!
Innocence slaughtered...

(Excellent guitar jammin')

We FReeped Slick up on Capitol Hill...
Slick's heart's empty, cold, and hard!!
Yes, we'll keep FReepin'...we must not stop!!
Left's just not Right!! The Righteous the Left doth fear!!
It's a worthwhile fight...gotta use our heads (UNNNHHH!!)
Truth's gonna save the day...
No matter what...Bill will feel Justice!!
We know...Slick knows...FReepers never forget!!

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!!
Dethrone the TYRANT!!

FReegards...MUD

"Fight fer Allah!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Ride My Llama")

Remember, Ms. Alamo...the Right is here to stay!!
We'll fight DemRATS fer Power...the Righteous, we don't play!!

We'll fight to FRee Iraq...Left's Terror Horse we'll stalk!!
John Kerry, hear the news...yer slaughter's in the stars!!
We'll rise up 'gainst Left's "stars"...
And sing y'all some LibertySongs!!

Let's send DemLibs on a ship...
We'll provide reefer for the trip...
MUD said, "We're olde, but we're Good!!"
Like any good Conservative would...

Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh...
Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh...
Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh...
Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh...

Right's gotta take a stand...'gainst Bubba from DixieLand!!
I wanna git Slick good...take Bill down with his goons!!
Right needs to Git Slick Good!!
Fed'ral Prison would be good!!

I sing, "Destroy the Libs!!"
We'll reward Leftists when they switch...
MUD said, "We're olde, but we're good!!"
Like any ol' Conservative would.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh...

Mudboy Slim (5/8/04)