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FReeper Canteen ~ Camp Run-A-Muck ~ WooHoo! ~ Friday, APRIL 23, 2004
Beachn4fun, my "VOICES", "kitty-katz", Linda, the Canteen Crew, and FRiends of the Canteen

Posted on 04/22/2004 8:24:32 PM PDT by tomkow6

Edited on 06/26/2004 11:33:49 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

 

 

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Welcome to
Camp RUN-A-MUK!

Today's Camp is a SPECIAL edition!
It seems that the Canteen Animal Shelter is bursting at its seams!

We have a very assorted & ,umm, different pets available for
ADOPTION!

If you promise to love & care for these warm, wonderful pets (plus a nominal fee),
YOU can take one or two of out UNIQUE pets home with you!
(please see MoJo about the fees, paperwork, pledge, & the no-return policy)

And now, our Adopt-A-Pet Parade!

 


Mr. Minx-
Nice kitty. Would make a nice watch-cat. Don’t be alarmed at him showing his tongue. He just ate the last cat-burglar.


Whinney-
Both parents have papers. However, due to some legal mumbo-jumbo, Whinney was only given a half-point. So he breed is known as Half Pointer. Needs TLC.


Zack the Zebra-
Friendly. Eats hay. Loves to ride in the car. (Does have bad breath)


Linda–
Lovable gorilla. Likes other animals. Good guard gorilla. No one will bother your home or family with Linda on watch. She likes to sleep upside-down so interested party must have large room with tall ceilings.  Big party animal!


Hondo–
Housebroken dog. Loves people. Trains easily. Bad habit. He’s in your face all the time.


Ma the Moose-
Nice, friendly animal. Very clean. Loves taking a dip. Potential owner must have very large pool or live near the water.


Harriet the Hippo-
Fun loving. Calm. Likes to sun bath. (No matter how many times she asks you, DO NOT tell her she is fat!)


Wanda-
Warthog breed. Authentic “Tits on a Warthog” breed. Has papers.


Rhinny-
Rhino breed. Potential owner must have no fear!


Gander, Goosy, Gimpy-
Must take all three. Good for eating bugs in your garden. Don’t know what sex they are so you might get little ones as an added bonus.


Armyguy-
Very handsome! Neutered. Outdoors cat. (Warning: must keep him away from liquor and smokes)


Boris the Bat-
All black. Good night hunter. Sleeps during the day. P.S.: If you are interested in adopting Boris, please check with Radu first as he could be a relative of hers.


Larry, Moe, Curly, and Shimp-
Anyone willing to adopt all four need apply. They are a really funny quad. Nuk…Nuk…Nuk!!


Big Red-
Mother to Larry, Moe, Curly and Shimp. But she has thrown them out of the nest so she can be adopted alone.


Mandy and baby-
Breed: Manatee. Cannot be separated, must take both. Potential owner must have a large pool or lake nearby. 


Hawse-
Horse-hawk breed from the Isle of Hawksh. Makes a great pet. Easy to maintain. Keep him on a pedestal and feed him a little hay.


Hooty-
Cat-bird breed from the Isle of Catzilvania. A real deal. A very wise cat. And, he is a hoot.


Ari-
Used to be a model. Laid off due to advancing wrinkles. Please do no confuse her with Ari of the Planet of the Apes. No relation.


Eyegor-
Seegull breed from the Isle of Eyez. New owner will be amazed at how observant he is.


Deerbirt-
Deer-bird breed. Don’t ask. We have no clue how this happened.


Blackie-
Another cat-bird mix from Catzilvania. For those of you who may have been disappointed at not getting Hooty.


Crowder-
Deer-bird breed. Don’t ask. See explanation under Deebirt.


Ghorsilla-
Very rare Horse-gorilla breed. No papers exists for this breed. Owner will have to seek to obtain papers for this unique breed.  Must take both mother and baby. Baby nurses from mother until it is five years old. It is now approximately 9 mos.


Cagle-
Another cat-bird mix from Catzilvania. For those of you who may have been disappointed at not getting Hooty or Blackie.


Homer-
A good bird dog. Lab-gull mix. Again, don’t ask. We have no idea how this happened. Loves water. New owner can’t go wrong with a gull that can point.


Squirrely-
A cat-squirrel breed from God-knows-where. From Catzilvania, maybe?  Dropped off without papers. But will do anything for peanuts.


Bethy the Bear-
Another unknown breed. No papers. Eats cheaply. Just fish.


Dougy the Two-faced Duck-
Dog-duck breed. From the Isle of Dog. New owner would be very fortunate since two beaks are better than one.


Chip-
Chipmunk-tiger breed. Has papers. Don’t’ be alarmed by his appearance. His roar is worst than his bite. Vegetarian.


Bubba-
Another good bird dog, best suited for water fowl. Unknown duck breed. Cute though. Takes like a duck to water.


MoJo-
Unknown Lion-bird breed. Meat-eater. Potential owner should have whip and chair.


SouthernHawk-
Gopher-Hawk breed. Found mainly on farmland. Has very keen eyesight. Potential owner should not have a garden.


La Diva Lady-
Squirrel-fox breed. Very common. Loves nuts. But can have a tendency to act in a very sly manner.


Ellie-
An elephant bird. Found in Africa. Flew in one day and won’t leave. New owner may have trouble keeping it in one place.


Radmix-
Unknown gorilla breed. No papers. Elderly, but affectionate. Must keep horns filed down if allowed to hug/squeeze you. Likes waffles!

(fees collected will be donated to the School for Wayward Burka-Boys)

 



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To: Pippin
Hello there, Pippin!
281 posted on 04/23/2004 9:38:10 AM PDT by Old Sarge
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; MoJo2001; Kathy in Alaska; Brad's Gramma
I'm going shopping right now. Two of my adolescent kids have the day off from school. They will be packing the care package with as much stuff as we can afford right now as this weekend's service project. I'll let you know what all we included.
282 posted on 04/23/2004 9:38:51 AM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace (Michael <a href = "http://www.michaelmoore.com/" title="Miserable Failure">"Miserable Failure"</a>)
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To: Old Sarge; tomkow6; MoJo2001
Looks like Tom and Mojo are at it again! LOL!
283 posted on 04/23/2004 9:39:06 AM PDT by Pippin (Each day is a gift from God. ---That's why it's called the PRESENT!)
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To: All

oooooops gotta go!
See you later!
I love my car!

284 posted on 04/23/2004 9:39:32 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (~The Dragon Flies' Lair~ Poetry and Prose~)
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To: MoJo2001
{{{{{ MOJO! }}}}}

Any more Elton John songs in the queue? Heh, heh, heh...


285 posted on 04/23/2004 9:39:43 AM PDT by Old Sarge
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To: Old Sarge
Sounds good to me!
286 posted on 04/23/2004 9:40:08 AM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (I just pay rent, the cats, goat and dog let me live here.)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; Brad's Gramma
And, chocolate is okay if it's mailed soon before it gets too hot (but to tell the truth, we've been known to lick it off the wrapper when we want it bad enough!).

I just saw this part (I was too busy focussing on the actual list ;-). LOL! Well, glad to know this person (whoever wrote it) is still able to maintain a sense of humor!!

287 posted on 04/23/2004 9:40:45 AM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace (Michael <a href = "http://www.michaelmoore.com/" title="Miserable Failure">"Miserable Failure"</a>)
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To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
Thank you so much! Thank your children for me as well. We are very Blessed to have FReepers helping to ensure that our Wounded Troops get what they need.

In gratitude,
Carolina
288 posted on 04/23/2004 9:41:26 AM PDT by MoJo2001 (Thank you to our Veterans and Active Duty For Our Freedom!)
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To: Old Sarge
That could be fun!!
289 posted on 04/23/2004 9:41:37 AM PDT by StarCMC (Please pray for the 2/7 Marines and Josh...)
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To: MoJo2001; tomkow6

All Right, You Two, go sit on opposite sides of the sofa, NOW!

290 posted on 04/23/2004 9:41:52 AM PDT by Old Sarge
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To: bentfeather
Bye Queenie! Be safe!!
291 posted on 04/23/2004 9:42:07 AM PDT by MoJo2001 (Thank you to our Veterans and Active Duty For Our Freedom!)
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To: Old Sarge
That's okay!! I'll sit on the couch and watch tomkow do them.
292 posted on 04/23/2004 9:42:44 AM PDT by MoJo2001 (Thank you to our Veterans and Active Duty For Our Freedom!)
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To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
LOL!! My bro talked about getting cookie crumbs and it not mattering one iota because they were mom's famous chocolate chip cookies! He he he!! I think they'd eat them witha spoon if need be! :o) HUGS to you for caring for our soldiers!!
293 posted on 04/23/2004 9:43:51 AM PDT by StarCMC (Please pray for the 2/7 Marines and Josh...)
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To: Old Sarge; txradioguy; StarCMC; Kathy in Alaska; All
HEADS UP!!

On "Dayside With Linda Vester" (on the FoxNewsChannel), she will have the soldier that she was sending care packages to while he was over there. He is due to make an appearance on her show.

So? If you want some good news, please tune in for that!!

294 posted on 04/23/2004 9:44:03 AM PDT by MoJo2001 (Thank you to our Veterans and Active Duty For Our Freedom!)
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To: StarCMC
Your package just arrived.

WOoHoo!! Thank you so much Star!!

*HUGS*
295 posted on 04/23/2004 9:44:30 AM PDT by MoJo2001 (Thank you to our Veterans and Active Duty For Our Freedom!)
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To: Old Sarge
HEY! I still got the same on up -- you need to hear it?? LOL!!
296 posted on 04/23/2004 9:44:48 AM PDT by StarCMC (Please pray for the 2/7 Marines and Josh...)
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To: armyboy
Start now sweetie!

Cause Tomkow won't give ya a break!
297 posted on 04/23/2004 9:44:57 AM PDT by MoJo2001 (Thank you to our Veterans and Active Duty For Our Freedom!)
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To: MoJo2001
Oh, wow, THAT would be good to see!
298 posted on 04/23/2004 9:45:28 AM PDT by Old Sarge
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To: MoJo2001
WOW!! That was FAST!! Hooo-rah for the PO for once!! :o)
299 posted on 04/23/2004 9:45:38 AM PDT by StarCMC (Please pray for the 2/7 Marines and Josh...)
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To: MoJo2001

300 posted on 04/23/2004 9:45:49 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Military Who Protects Her)
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