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FReeper Canteen ~ Camp Run-A-Muck ~ WooHoo! ~ Friday, APRIL 23, 2004
Beachn4fun, my "VOICES", "kitty-katz", Linda, the Canteen Crew, and FRiends of the Canteen

Posted on 04/22/2004 8:24:32 PM PDT by tomkow6

Edited on 06/26/2004 11:33:49 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

 

 

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Welcome to
Camp RUN-A-MUK!

Today's Camp is a SPECIAL edition!
It seems that the Canteen Animal Shelter is bursting at its seams!

We have a very assorted & ,umm, different pets available for
ADOPTION!

If you promise to love & care for these warm, wonderful pets (plus a nominal fee),
YOU can take one or two of out UNIQUE pets home with you!
(please see MoJo about the fees, paperwork, pledge, & the no-return policy)

And now, our Adopt-A-Pet Parade!

 


Mr. Minx-
Nice kitty. Would make a nice watch-cat. Don’t be alarmed at him showing his tongue. He just ate the last cat-burglar.


Whinney-
Both parents have papers. However, due to some legal mumbo-jumbo, Whinney was only given a half-point. So he breed is known as Half Pointer. Needs TLC.


Zack the Zebra-
Friendly. Eats hay. Loves to ride in the car. (Does have bad breath)


Linda–
Lovable gorilla. Likes other animals. Good guard gorilla. No one will bother your home or family with Linda on watch. She likes to sleep upside-down so interested party must have large room with tall ceilings.  Big party animal!


Hondo–
Housebroken dog. Loves people. Trains easily. Bad habit. He’s in your face all the time.


Ma the Moose-
Nice, friendly animal. Very clean. Loves taking a dip. Potential owner must have very large pool or live near the water.


Harriet the Hippo-
Fun loving. Calm. Likes to sun bath. (No matter how many times she asks you, DO NOT tell her she is fat!)


Wanda-
Warthog breed. Authentic “Tits on a Warthog” breed. Has papers.


Rhinny-
Rhino breed. Potential owner must have no fear!


Gander, Goosy, Gimpy-
Must take all three. Good for eating bugs in your garden. Don’t know what sex they are so you might get little ones as an added bonus.


Armyguy-
Very handsome! Neutered. Outdoors cat. (Warning: must keep him away from liquor and smokes)


Boris the Bat-
All black. Good night hunter. Sleeps during the day. P.S.: If you are interested in adopting Boris, please check with Radu first as he could be a relative of hers.


Larry, Moe, Curly, and Shimp-
Anyone willing to adopt all four need apply. They are a really funny quad. Nuk…Nuk…Nuk!!


Big Red-
Mother to Larry, Moe, Curly and Shimp. But she has thrown them out of the nest so she can be adopted alone.


Mandy and baby-
Breed: Manatee. Cannot be separated, must take both. Potential owner must have a large pool or lake nearby. 


Hawse-
Horse-hawk breed from the Isle of Hawksh. Makes a great pet. Easy to maintain. Keep him on a pedestal and feed him a little hay.


Hooty-
Cat-bird breed from the Isle of Catzilvania. A real deal. A very wise cat. And, he is a hoot.


Ari-
Used to be a model. Laid off due to advancing wrinkles. Please do no confuse her with Ari of the Planet of the Apes. No relation.


Eyegor-
Seegull breed from the Isle of Eyez. New owner will be amazed at how observant he is.


Deerbirt-
Deer-bird breed. Don’t ask. We have no clue how this happened.


Blackie-
Another cat-bird mix from Catzilvania. For those of you who may have been disappointed at not getting Hooty.


Crowder-
Deer-bird breed. Don’t ask. See explanation under Deebirt.


Ghorsilla-
Very rare Horse-gorilla breed. No papers exists for this breed. Owner will have to seek to obtain papers for this unique breed.  Must take both mother and baby. Baby nurses from mother until it is five years old. It is now approximately 9 mos.


Cagle-
Another cat-bird mix from Catzilvania. For those of you who may have been disappointed at not getting Hooty or Blackie.


Homer-
A good bird dog. Lab-gull mix. Again, don’t ask. We have no idea how this happened. Loves water. New owner can’t go wrong with a gull that can point.


Squirrely-
A cat-squirrel breed from God-knows-where. From Catzilvania, maybe?  Dropped off without papers. But will do anything for peanuts.


Bethy the Bear-
Another unknown breed. No papers. Eats cheaply. Just fish.


Dougy the Two-faced Duck-
Dog-duck breed. From the Isle of Dog. New owner would be very fortunate since two beaks are better than one.


Chip-
Chipmunk-tiger breed. Has papers. Don’t’ be alarmed by his appearance. His roar is worst than his bite. Vegetarian.


Bubba-
Another good bird dog, best suited for water fowl. Unknown duck breed. Cute though. Takes like a duck to water.


MoJo-
Unknown Lion-bird breed. Meat-eater. Potential owner should have whip and chair.


SouthernHawk-
Gopher-Hawk breed. Found mainly on farmland. Has very keen eyesight. Potential owner should not have a garden.


La Diva Lady-
Squirrel-fox breed. Very common. Loves nuts. But can have a tendency to act in a very sly manner.


Ellie-
An elephant bird. Found in Africa. Flew in one day and won’t leave. New owner may have trouble keeping it in one place.


Radmix-
Unknown gorilla breed. No papers. Elderly, but affectionate. Must keep horns filed down if allowed to hug/squeeze you. Likes waffles!

(fees collected will be donated to the School for Wayward Burka-Boys)

 



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To: tomkow6
Don't look now, TK, but the links to all your songs but one are broken... :O(

Love, Red

141 posted on 04/23/2004 6:37:03 AM PDT by redhead (That poor guy's so dumb, if he was ever reincarnated, he'd probably come back as himself.)
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To: redhead
Try post#126
142 posted on 04/23/2004 6:39:54 AM PDT by tomkow6 (....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-)
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To: tomkow6; LaDivaLoca; LindaSOG; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; Kathy in Alaska; Fawnn; MoJo2001; ...
Good Morning Canteen FReepers. It's Friday!!!


143 posted on 04/23/2004 6:44:55 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: beachn4fun
Well, we will be as soon as we get through the next 36 hours or so of possible severe weather and flooding.

They had about 6 inches of rain in Clay Counrty Texas. Hwy. 287 was closed between henritta and Bowie for a time.

Sotrms already firing up in Northern Oklahoma as I speak.

will most likely be in and out of the computer for much of the day depending on when storms occur. Do not want to run the computer when it's lightning and thundering outside.

144 posted on 04/23/2004 6:45:24 AM PDT by E.G.C.
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To: Arrowhead1952
Morning Arrowhead. Happy Friday. Is this out your back door?
145 posted on 04/23/2004 6:46:12 AM PDT by beachn4fun (Adopt-a-pet. Many named after your favorite FReeper.)
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To: tomkow6

Morning Tomkow!
Great job on the music this morning.
I am loving "Feels So Good."
I love instrumentals. The horns are fantastic.


146 posted on 04/23/2004 6:52:20 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (~The Dragon Flies' Lair~ Poetry and Prose~)
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To: tomkow6
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147 posted on 04/23/2004 6:53:00 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (~The Dragon Flies' Lair~ Poetry and Prose~)
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To: tomkow6
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148 posted on 04/23/2004 6:53:01 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (~The Dragon Flies' Lair~ Poetry and Prose~)
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To: tomkow6
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149 posted on 04/23/2004 6:53:02 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (~The Dragon Flies' Lair~ Poetry and Prose~)
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To: tomkow6
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150 posted on 04/23/2004 6:53:03 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (~The Dragon Flies' Lair~ Poetry and Prose~)
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151 posted on 04/23/2004 6:53:03 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (~The Dragon Flies' Lair~ Poetry and Prose~)
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To: darkwing104
Good morning darkwing!!
152 posted on 04/23/2004 6:54:16 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (~The Dragon Flies' Lair~ Poetry and Prose~)
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To: darkwing104
Morning Darkwing. Happy Friday!
153 posted on 04/23/2004 6:55:35 AM PDT by beachn4fun (Adopt-a-pet. Many named after your favorite FReeper.)
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To: bentfeather
Hey! Whatta ya doin? That was mine! Give it back!

(LOL - wOOHOO - Morning Ms. Feather)
154 posted on 04/23/2004 6:57:46 AM PDT by beachn4fun (Adopt-a-pet. Many named after your favorite FReeper.)
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To: beachn4fun
Morning Arrowhead. Happy Friday. Is this out your back door?

Good morning to yo too. TGIF and no drill. WOO HOO!!

Those pictures are from the central Texas area. I didn't take them, but the Austin Anti Bush Rag always asks local camera buffs to send pictures so they can print the "best". They have about 100 posted to their electronic edition. I tried to post the link yesterday and got the red Xs in the boxes problem.

155 posted on 04/23/2004 6:58:55 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (A vote for kerry or any other RAT, is a vote for the terrorists.)
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To: beachn4fun
Good morning beachn!!
156 posted on 04/23/2004 6:59:46 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (~The Dragon Flies' Lair~ Poetry and Prose~)
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To: tomkow6
YOur insanity rules once again Tom!!

Great thread!

HUGS!!
157 posted on 04/23/2004 7:04:16 AM PDT by StarCMC (Please pray for the 2/7 Marines and Josh...)
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To: beachn4fun
I saw one of these little critters just outside my back door last Sunday. Saw it again this AM on the way to work.


158 posted on 04/23/2004 7:06:06 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (A vote for kerry or any other RAT, is a vote for the terrorists.)
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To: StarCMC; beachn4fun
Beachn4fun did the captions!
159 posted on 04/23/2004 7:08:15 AM PDT by tomkow6 (....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-a-pet....adopt-)
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To: bentfeather; tomkow6; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Kathy in Alaska; Bethbg79; StarCMC; MoJo2001; ...
Can I have everyone's attention, Please? I have an Announcement. Ok. Now that I have your attention......

I like for you all to help me welcome my newest grandchild, Jacob, into this crazy world. He came into this world yesterday evening weighing in at 9 lbs. 2 ozs. He was born in Florida, so this grandma will not get to see him until the end of May. I ask each that feels so inclined, sometime during the day to lift up a small prayer of thanksgiving for his safe delivery and blessings of a bright future for Jacob. Thank you.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled Camp-Run-A-Muck.

160 posted on 04/23/2004 7:10:53 AM PDT by beachn4fun (Adopt-a-pet. Many named after your favorite FReeper.)
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