HAPPY EARTH DAY!

[Lunatic Fringe]

In the spirit of Earth Day, please post what you will do to save the planet from evil resource depleting human behavior.

[Redbob]

I'll see your chainsaw, and raise you an SUV!

Happy Earth Day!

[Fierce Allegiance]

[Fierce Allegiance]

I re-raise you a trip mining shovel.

[ladylib]

Have an afternoon snack of hardboiled eggs and beer.

[EggsAckley]

Heh! I saw one of those Hummer Limos a while back. They're as long as a city bus!! Very odd vehicles.

[N. Theknow]

I am leaving my Nissan Pathfinder Armada idling in the parking lot with the air conditioner on.

[cake_crumb]

"Got to get lots of them logs cut so the environmentalists can build more log homes with Redwood decks! Happy logging!"

LOL...logs that are processed in practically treeless, greenweenie Canada, which has fewer environmental regulations on it's mills, so the environmentallists can build more log homes with Redwood decks!

A "happy logging" right back atcha! (shame we can't start on Black Diamond State Forest until the middle of the summer : today would be a GREAT day to start!)

[Energizer45678]

I plan on picking my kid up at his bus stop in my motor home, after idling it for a couple of hours to warm it up. We will then drain the old oil off into the local creek and change it for the summer.

[subterfuge]

I'll be having the "Endanger Species kabob along with the "Bigfoot Steak" grilled over moon rocks.

[Arrowhead1952]

Heh! I saw one of those Hummer Limos a while back. They're as long as a city bus!! Very odd vehicles.

I see one of those here in Austin occasionally. Saw it coming home from drill in Feb. or Mar. It must have had the bridal party for a wedding. Everyone dressed in gowns and drinking. $#!+faced for most part.

[cake_crumb]

Happy Earth Day! Let's kill some small but tasty animals, slow roast 'em over a wood fire (we'll use the tops from some logging operation), kill off a few cases of beer and throw the tabs and bottle tops all over, while driving around on 4-wheelers and shootin' clay pigeons and those pesky, unasked-for AOL CDs with lead shot!!

[AmishDude]

Yesterday I heard the radio talking about Earth Day being on May 1st, and all of the "festivities" planned by the eco-nuts.

There's a reason they celebrate May 1st.

[headsonpikes]

The only good tree is a stump!!!

LOL! We're here to log, not F the dog!

[Route66]

I'm gonna eat some worms.

[MinuteGal]

Hotdam.....this is one of the funniest threads I've ever read on FR. My sides are splitting. It's a classic!

Leni

[Little Pig]

And I'll re-re-raise you a real Strip Mining Shovel: The Silver Spade!

[telebob]

I'm going down to my boat and take a leak off the dock.

[forYourChildrenVote4Bush]

Cabot stain. Made in the USA. The best stains around.

[biblewonk]

We need more windmills.

[Fierce Allegiance]

i missed that pic at stripmine.org. good one!