[Jaysun]

Thanks for taking the time to read / respond to this.

[al baby]

You guys must have had a big bowl of stupid this morning

[CharlotteVRWC]

Dawn Dishwashing detergent is great for getting greasy
oily stuff out (ie - its used for wildlife soaked from an oil spill).

[fellowpatriot]

Have you tried using shampoo?

[So Cal Rocket]

This is the only cure:

[mystery-ak]

How much have you all had to drink?

[wimpycat]

Are you saying it's only peanut butter in the hair? Wash it...with shampoo. Soak his head for awhile in the water.
If that doesn't work, then break out the scissors. This is one woman who won't waste a lot of time solving the problem, especially on a man's hair. His hair can't be that long, so it won't make a lot of difference, and....it WILL grow back.

[abner]

Tell him to go look at the host on the sun.

Now.

Really, it's not night.

I'm laughing too hard at the moment to give a better suggestion.

Got any tomato juice?

[USNBandit]

Hey, he didn't roll around in a bunch of animal pooh, did he? My dog likes to do that.

You could try baby oil to get it out, but it will take a while to get the baby oil rinsed out later.

[Pylon]

Get him really drunk and shave his head. Fun for all!

[GODFEARINGWOMAN]

Try using baking soda. Wet his hair and mix baking soda with a little shampoo. It should work or Dawn dishwashing liquid. Or you could just shave his head.

[FourPeas]

ROFL! I certainly hope someone is taking pictures if not chronicling it in a journal.

[MinuteGal]

Try tomato juice. They use it to wash dogs that have been sprayed by skunks. I know, because my pooch had this happen to her, and the kennel got the odor out with tomato juice.

(just don't use Heinz tomato juice).

Leni

[LisaMalia]

Huh?

[HairOfTheDog]

Need to cut the oil with dishwashing soap and hot water...

Then condition it, cuz it's gonna dry it out bad.
With conditioner, not mayonaise, or he'll go from smelling like a peanut butter sandwich, to smelling like a tuna sandwich.

[Unknown Freeper]

Hints From Heloise

[eyespysomething]

Peanut butter is good for gum, but so is putting a chunk of ice on it and "breaking" it out of the hair.

Dawn is good at getting grease based stains.

But you know, scissors always work well too.

If there's and odor, use tomato juice or vinegar or baking soda paste.

I'm dying to know what it is. You can't tell?

And beer? That sounds like the idea of a man.

Mayonnaise is a good conditioner, but so are raw eggs.

[small voice in the wilderness]

Goodlord, this sounds like an official "hold mah beer an' watch this" episode. You guys need to pack it up and come back to the civilized world. You're not doing well in the wilderness.

[Ramius]

Are there any bears in the vicinity of this cabin? Just make him sleep outside.

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

I second the motion on Dawn dishwashing liquid. Mayo will just add to the greasy kid stuff. Shampoo might work.

Another thing that you might try is goop hand cleaner. I would be very careful to make sure that you don't get it in his eyes, nose or mouth.

As a final last ditch effort would be to call an ER to see what they suggest. They remove peas from noses and crackers from ears, so why no peanut butter from hair.

[alnick]

Oh, I like B.

Okay, here's my advice:

1. Soap
2. Water
3. Time

Soap and water should take it out. Depending on how much peanut butter, and now beer, is in his hair, it may take repeated washing and rinsing.

On the bright side, his hair will probably be conditioned nicely when this is all over, with all that beer and peanut butter.

BTW, his wife probably did say mayonaise.