Need Help From Freeper Females (vanity)

4/21/2004 | Jaysun

[Jaysun]

Some of the guys and I are presently at the camping lodge and we’ve got a problem that requires the help of a sensible woman. My brother-in-law managed to get something in his hair this morning, and he wanted to wash it out. I can’t tell you what that something was, because he’s refused to divulge that to us thus far (I suspect that he fabricated the “tainted hair” theory to save himself some embarrassment.)

My brother-in-law believes that his wife has, at some point, told him that peanut butter is a useful household hair cleaner / conditioner. His wife animately denied ever saying anything about peanut butter, and thinks that he must have confused it with mayonnaise. Anyway, this guy has gone from a docile gentlemen to a ranting idiot and he’s now in a state of full blown panic.

Please provide us with any suggestions that you may have for removing peanut butter from hair. If possible, we’d like to know of any “home remedies” that may work – we’re in a fairly remote location and nobody is willing to go to the store. Besides looking ridiculous, he smells horrible. Here’s what we’ve tried so far:

A) Tried to “melt” it away by pouring very hot water over his head. This basically resulted in mild burns to his neck and scalp.
B) Made a makeshift shower cap out of a Wal-Mart bag, taped it around his head to make it watertight, and poured beer in a small hole at the top. He let it soak for about an hour to no avail.

Anything that you can suggest would be most appreciated.

Jaysun

[mystery-ak]

I never mentioned KY......Kinky...who me?....Im just lonely...LOL

[King Prout]

vinegar
dawn or palmolive dish detergent

[small voice in the wilderness]

A dog? Sounds like these guys have a lodge full of sheep.

[Marie Antoinette]

Classic humor thread bump!

[Libertina]

LOLOL This is definitely an FR Classic! ;)
Did you try energine or a gasoline based rinse. (Just on the direct area, please ;)

[ican'tbelieveit]

ok, now sheep... I am going to have to clean the keyboard.

[scott7278]

Humor Ping.

[ET(end tyranny)]

Maybe he glued fake hair to his scalp. Trying to cover up a bald spot?

I still think they should see my #47 about using cornstarch. Its been quiet a long time. Maybe someone has gone to a store.

[Gabz]

You know me too well!!!!!!!!!!

[dawn53]

True, true, but there is some speculation that Jaysun's BIL placed Willie in some venue where Willie didn't fit in all that well, and Willie nice little kinky hairdo suffered some sort of, well, je ne sais quoi.

Then that gives a whole new meaning to the term: "Free Willy"

[netmilsmom]

>>I want to know what is (was) in his hair!!!!!!<<

I'm not really sure I want to know....

[mystery-ak]

You need to check in here...all these lovely ladies(a`hem) have offered advice.....getting the impression the joke is on us!

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

One night when my youngest was about 1 1/2 he decided that he wanted some applesauce. So he got out the Costco sized applesauce jar and spread all over the wall, the rocking chair, our black lab puppy, and end table and I forget what else.

[Nita Nupress]

For real?

[King Prout]

try "goop"
if that is not available, go to Home Depot and get some "Great Stuff"

[GummyIII]

I think Jaysun was bored and set us up...lol. I bet he's sitting in his chair AT HOME laughing!

[Orange1998]

Oldie from you but goodie.

Man Suffers Severe Burns Trying To Kill Lice (HMB Alert!)
WISC-TV/Madison - Channel3000 ^ | 9.30.02


Posted on 09/30/2002 7:57:20 PM PDT by mhking



Man Suffers Severe Burns Trying To Kill Lice
Man Is In UW Burn Unit

POSTED: 8:26 a.m. CDT September 30, 2002
UPDATED: 3:44 p.m. CDT September 30, 2002
MADISON, Wis. -- A man is listed in critical condition after trying to kill his head lice Saturday night, police said.

The 26-year-old doused a towel with rubbing alcohol, put it on his head and then lit a cigarette, police said. The towel caught fire and engulfed the man. He suffered burns on about 50 percent of his body, police said.

He was renting a room with a friend at King's Inn Motel on the West Beltline, police said.

He is in the burn unit with second- and third-degree burns.

[Overtaxed]

That would have been my suggestion. WD-40 is good for anything.

If something needs fixin' the answer is either duct tape or WD-40. I didn't think the duct tape would work. :)

[GummyIII]

Yep....you posted it before I did!

[epow]

WD-40 is good for anything. It'll grow hair too. Great in Chili.

I spray it on my Norelco's shaving heads before shaving. It's better than any preshave lotion, it makes the shaver just glide over your face.