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Need Help From Freeper Females (vanity)
4/21/2004
| Jaysun
Posted on 04/21/2004 6:52:54 PM PDT by Jaysun
Some of the guys and I are presently at the camping lodge and weve got a problem that requires the help of a sensible woman. My brother-in-law managed to get something in his hair this morning, and he wanted to wash it out. I cant tell you what that something was, because hes refused to divulge that to us thus far (I suspect that he fabricated the tainted hair theory to save himself some embarrassment.)
My brother-in-law believes that his wife has, at some point, told him that peanut butter is a useful household hair cleaner / conditioner. His wife animately denied ever saying anything about peanut butter, and thinks that he must have confused it with mayonnaise. Anyway, this guy has gone from a docile gentlemen to a ranting idiot and hes now in a state of full blown panic.
Please provide us with any suggestions that you may have for removing peanut butter from hair. If possible, wed like to know of any home remedies that may work were in a fairly remote location and nobody is willing to go to the store. Besides looking ridiculous, he smells horrible. Heres what weve tried so far:
A) Tried to melt it away by pouring very hot water over his head. This basically resulted in mild burns to his neck and scalp.
B) Made a makeshift shower cap out of a Wal-Mart bag, taped it around his head to make it watertight, and poured beer in a small hole at the top. He let it soak for about an hour to no avail.
Anything that you can suggest would be most appreciated.
Jaysun
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To: CFC__VRWC
Oh, that one was a classic! LOL!
We NEED to know the original substance. I suggest the guys tie the victim down and harrass him until he divulges what is stuck in his hair.
They are at a remote location. I can't imagine what would be so embarrasing that one would refuse to divulge it, unless it is skunk poop or something like that.
To: NYC GOP Chick; sauropod; Sweet_Sunflower29; Thinkin' Gal; dighton; Constitution Day; general_re
I can tell going in that this is going to be hilarious.
I haven't seen a thread this promising since Sweet_Sunflower29 logged in to tell us she had a live rattlesnake trapped under her foot.
To: CholeraJoe
Sorry 'bout that. :-)
103
posted on
04/21/2004 7:21:38 PM PDT
by
abner
(FREE THE MIRANDA MEMOS! http://www.intelmemo.com or http://www.wintersoldier.com)
To: Jaysun
Admit it, bud. You made the whole thing up, you're just cruisin' fer chicks.
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:21:47 PM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(I'm just here to Mosh!)
To: alnick
My cut and paste wasn't working. I meant to paste the suggestion about the cornstarch, not the raw egg.
105
posted on
04/21/2004 7:21:48 PM PDT
by
alnick
(Mrs. Heinz-Kerry's husband wants teh-rayz-ah your taxes.)
To: Conspiracy Guy; Chad Fairbanks; Lazamataz
come on over here and see this....
106
posted on
04/21/2004 7:21:54 PM PDT
by
netmilsmom
(Laz, where are you? Are you ok?)
To: alnick
Let's see, peanutbutter, eggs, cornstarch... Peanutbutter cookies!!!!!! All he has to do is use the hair dryer to bake 'em! (Howling!)
107
posted on
04/21/2004 7:22:06 PM PDT
by
GummyIII
(I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.)
To: RosieCotton
I can't look away!No kidding! LOL!
To: GummyIII
I thought of gasoline or kerosene, but they're all drunk....God knows what would happen.
109
posted on
04/21/2004 7:23:20 PM PDT
by
mystery-ak
(Mike1sg is coming home this week!)
To: Jaysun
Looooocie, I think you got some 'splainin' to do....
110
posted on
04/21/2004 7:23:22 PM PDT
by
squarebarb
(I suppose JFnKerry might have fought well; he just doesn't have the convictions of his courage.)
To: GummyIII
Finger-nail polish remover?? This is a cabin of regular guys, not Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
To: dpa5923
Self ping for one of the best threads I've read in quite a while! Same here!!!!!!!!!!
112
posted on
04/21/2004 7:23:31 PM PDT
by
Gabz
(Stress out Streisand.............................DONATE MONTHLY)
To: Jaysun
Believe it or not bubble gum is the best remedy for getting out peanut butter in hair.
113
posted on
04/21/2004 7:23:45 PM PDT
by
TBall
He's been awfully quiet for awhile. I'm a little frightened by the possibilities...
114
posted on
04/21/2004 7:23:46 PM PDT
by
RosieCotton
(Anything worth doing is worth doing badly. - G. K. Chesterton)
To: Jaysun
Peanut butter for shampoo?? Boiling water rinse in a Walmart bag???
Somebody should have told you guys you're wasting your time, this year's Darwin award has already been given out.
Oh well, there's always next year.
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:23:53 PM PDT
by
epow
To: hellinahandcart
I remember that one. It was good and she handled it well.
116
posted on
04/21/2004 7:24:02 PM PDT
by
Oorang
(There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness.")
To: mystery-ak
Not a good combination, fer sure!
117
posted on
04/21/2004 7:24:13 PM PDT
by
GummyIII
(I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.)
To: abner
Has anyone suggested Gasoline, I hear that will cut anything.........
118
posted on
04/21/2004 7:24:13 PM PDT
by
jdontom
(BacktheBadge)
To: mystery-ak
Hahahaha! I am dying to know what the original substance was. The guy won't divulge it, so what could it be?
To: Miss Marple
and what items are available in the cabin. Oh, now this should be interesting.
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