Posted on 04/21/2004 3:46:34 AM PDT by Radix
Edited on 06/26/2004 11:37:43 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
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Sunrise | 5:58 AM (CDT) |
Sunset | 7:38 PM (CDT) |
Hrs. of Daylight | 13 Hrs., 40 Mins |
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Way to go! You da man.
WAFFLES ON WEDNESDAY
Good morning to all the canteen regulars.
TomKow6 for Prez! A FAVORITE of the Canteen Galz!
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Practice....practice....
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Graphics and information from the MOH website.
Excellent thread!
HUGS!
IDIOT SIGHTING #1: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with a coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"
IDIOT SIGHTING #2: At a goodbye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
IDIOT SIGHTING #3: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. (This had to be a blond)
IDIOT SIGHTING #4: When my wife and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
Now don't you feel better?
Good morning Radix!
Good morning Aeronaut!
Good morning EGC!
Good morning Tonk!
Happy Wednesday!
HUGS!
Good morning MEG!
Good morning Tomkow!
Good morning Arrowhead!
Good morning Beach!
Happy Wednesday!
HUGS!
Good morning Sarge!
Happy Wednesday!
HUGS!
(Great joke, BTW!)
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