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After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, a young farm boy
decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop
and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored
one.

Nothing happened with the hens since they were there.
However, a few minutes later the rooster walked in,
saw all the colored eggs, stormed outside and killed
the peacock.

Good one.

IDIOT SIGHTING #1: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with a coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"

IDIOT SIGHTING #2: At a goodbye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

IDIOT SIGHTING #3: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. (This had to be a blond)

IDIOT SIGHTING #4: When my wife and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."

Now don't you feel better?