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One hundred and thirty-six and still having sex. I'll take it.
1 posted on 04/12/2004 6:08:00 PM PDT by Pharmboy
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But I'd hate to give up height.
2 posted on 04/12/2004 6:11:46 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
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136? They have to do better than that before I go along with any altering.
3 posted on 04/12/2004 6:16:55 PM PDT by Graymatter
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When 900 years old we reach, be as active we will not!
Yoda and Princess Leia?!?!
At least they're the same species in RL. Thank God Lucas didn't go THERE!
4 posted on 04/12/2004 6:18:11 PM PDT by ClearBlueSky (Whenever someone says it's not about Islam...it's about Islam.)
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I'm 87 and don't need Viagra....so what's the big deal?
5 posted on 04/12/2004 6:28:31 PM PDT by KnutCase
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That beats Mickey Mouse.
6 posted on 04/12/2004 6:32:31 PM PDT by Mathlete
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puny but potent?
7 posted on 04/12/2004 6:40:17 PM PDT by nuconvert ("America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins." ( President Bush 3-20-04))
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"and which left him a third smaller than an average mouse and very sensitive to cold.

On the other hand, at the human equivalent of about 136 years, Yoda is still mobile, sexually active and "looking good," said Dr. Richard A. Miller, associate director of research at the school's geriatrics center."

Sounds like Florida to me.
8 posted on 04/12/2004 6:41:06 PM PDT by Lokibob (All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
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To: Pharmboy
To Princess Leia, size doesn't matter.
9 posted on 04/12/2004 6:41:27 PM PDT by nuconvert ("America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins." ( President Bush 3-20-04))
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I don't know about "sexually active," of course, but I think our waitress tonight was 130.

There's just something wrong about a lady of that age waiting tables...I felt guilty, like I was supposed to get up and help Grandma with that tray....
10 posted on 04/12/2004 6:48:09 PM PDT by Triple Word Score (Meretriciousness Everywhere.)
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To: Pharmboy; Graymatter
Too late to make that choice. You have already been born and your genetic make up is pretty much set in stone.
12 posted on 04/12/2004 6:52:45 PM PDT by Pontiac (Ignorance of the law is no excuse, ignorance of your rights can be fatal.)
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Altered Mouse Turns 136 in Human Years

Demands Medical, Prescription and Cheese benefits

13 posted on 04/12/2004 6:53:42 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (If your cat has babies in the oven you don't call them biscuits!)
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Mr. Jingles

14 posted on 04/12/2004 6:56:33 PM PDT by Merdoug
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"Yoda Kerry"? What an unusual name for a mouse that wears an athletic supporter.

Oh, sensitive to cold, so never mind. Wrong mouse.
15 posted on 04/12/2004 6:58:00 PM PDT by SwyChron 101 (The Smoker You Drink, the Player You Get)
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... a third smaller than an average mouse"

For YEARS I've maintained that shorter people are more energy efficient!!!

HA! I win!

We short folks use less natural resources to sustain the same size soul as you tall folks.

Less food to feed us...
Less material to clothe us...
Less air and water to sustain us...
..and think how much less material it would make to make houses a couple of feet shorter!

:.) I'm so right.

16 posted on 04/12/2004 7:09:34 PM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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Here's the lovely couple. Yoda is on the left.

17 posted on 04/12/2004 7:09:35 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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The big problem I see with this is that after 136 birthdays, what do you buy a mouse that it doesn't already have?
21 posted on 04/12/2004 7:47:41 PM PDT by Barnacle (Refuse to speak Leftist.)
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Passwater has reported some extraordinary results of giving CoQ-10 to mice. Including mice living to about 120 human years.
30 posted on 04/12/2004 8:14:59 PM PDT by djf
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They forgot the part where the mouse stood up, danced around and cussed out Michael Eisner...

42 posted on 04/13/2004 2:49:23 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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