One hundred and thirty-six and still having sex. I'll take it.
1 posted on
04/12/2004 6:08:00 PM PDT by
Pharmboy
To: Pharmboy
But I'd hate to give up height.
2 posted on
04/12/2004 6:11:46 PM PDT by
Paleo Conservative
(Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
To: Pharmboy
136? They have to do better than that before I go along with any altering.
To: Pharmboy
When 900 years old we reach, be as active we will not!
Yoda and Princess Leia?!?!
At least they're the same species in RL. Thank God Lucas didn't go THERE!
4 posted on
04/12/2004 6:18:11 PM PDT by
ClearBlueSky
(Whenever someone says it's not about Islam...it's about Islam.)
To: Pharmboy
I'm 87 and don't need Viagra....so what's the big deal?
5 posted on
04/12/2004 6:28:31 PM PDT by
KnutCase
To: Pharmboy
That beats Mickey Mouse.
6 posted on
04/12/2004 6:32:31 PM PDT by
Mathlete
To: Pharmboy
puny but potent?
7 posted on
04/12/2004 6:40:17 PM PDT by
nuconvert
("America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins." ( President Bush 3-20-04))
To: Pharmboy
"and which left him a third smaller than an average mouse and very sensitive to cold.
On the other hand, at the human equivalent of about 136 years, Yoda is still mobile, sexually active and "looking good," said Dr. Richard A. Miller, associate director of research at the school's geriatrics center."
Sounds like Florida to me.
8 posted on
04/12/2004 6:41:06 PM PDT by
Lokibob
(All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
To: Pharmboy
To Princess Leia, size doesn't matter.
9 posted on
04/12/2004 6:41:27 PM PDT by
nuconvert
("America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins." ( President Bush 3-20-04))
To: Pharmboy
I don't know about "sexually active," of course, but I think our waitress tonight was 130.
There's just something wrong about a lady of that age waiting tables...I felt guilty, like I was supposed to get up and help Grandma with that tray....
To: Pharmboy; Graymatter
Too late to make that choice. You have already been born and your genetic make up is pretty much set in stone.
12 posted on
04/12/2004 6:52:45 PM PDT by
Pontiac
(Ignorance of the law is no excuse, ignorance of your rights can be fatal.)
To: Pharmboy
Altered Mouse Turns 136 in Human Years Demands Medical, Prescription and Cheese benefits
13 posted on
04/12/2004 6:53:42 PM PDT by
freedumb2003
(If your cat has babies in the oven you don't call them biscuits!)
To: Pharmboy

Mr. Jingles
14 posted on
04/12/2004 6:56:33 PM PDT by
Merdoug
To: Pharmboy
"Yoda Kerry"? What an unusual name for a mouse that wears an athletic supporter.
Oh, sensitive to cold, so never mind. Wrong mouse.
15 posted on
04/12/2004 6:58:00 PM PDT by
SwyChron 101
(The Smoker You Drink, the Player You Get)
To: Pharmboy
... a third smaller than an average mouse"For YEARS I've maintained that shorter people are more energy efficient!!!
HA! I win!
We short folks use less natural resources to sustain the same size soul as you tall folks.
Less food to feed us...
Less material to clothe us...
Less air and water to sustain us...
..and think how much less material it would make to make houses a couple of feet shorter!
:.) I'm so right.
16 posted on
04/12/2004 7:09:34 PM PDT by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: Pharmboy

Here's the lovely couple. Yoda is on the left.
To: Pharmboy
The big problem I see with this is that after 136 birthdays, what do you buy a mouse that it doesn't already have?
21 posted on
04/12/2004 7:47:41 PM PDT by
Barnacle
(Refuse to speak Leftist.)
To: Pharmboy
Passwater has reported some extraordinary results of giving CoQ-10 to mice. Including mice living to about 120 human years.
30 posted on
04/12/2004 8:14:59 PM PDT by
djf
To: Pharmboy

They forgot the part where the mouse stood up, danced around and cussed out Michael Eisner...
42 posted on
04/13/2004 2:49:23 AM PDT by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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