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[Defender2]

I am proudly a member of the VRWC!!!!:-)


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[lilylangtree]

I proudly announce that I'm a full-fledged member of the VRWC.

[VRWC_minion]

Yes, but I'd like a promotion.

[baseballmom]

Oh yes, I'm an extremist far right wing republican nut case member of the VRWC.

I'm also a member of the newly chartered R.A.M. (Republican Attack Machine).

But mostly, I'm just a lil ole

[Polybius]

When shopping, I am most likely to make an impulse buy of:

A. A John Kerry plush toy.

My dog already ate his old Bill Clinton chew toy. He needs a new one.

[LiteKeeper]

LiteKeeper
Chaplain, VRWC

[nutmeg]

bookmark bump

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

But how do we know how we scored?

Just kidding.

To any DU lurkers: The correct answer was C for all the questions.

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

great post!
Yes! Very proud one too!

[Hunble]

Yikes!

$19.95 for the book?

[Fledermaus]

Proud member of the VRWC. I even joined the Republican Attack Machine!

[backhoe]

Proud Founding Member
Vast RightWing Conspiracy

[An.American.Expatriate]

Okay, lets see . . .

1. The person best qualified to choose my doctor, my child's teacher, what to eat, and whether I should smoke is:
A. Hillary and B. Hillary's village.

2. When shopping, I am most likely to make an impulse buy of:
A. A John Kerry plush toy and B. A $55 Hillary Clinton T-shirt by Marc Jacobs.

3. Fill in the blank: The government that governs ___________ governs best.
A. Everything.

4. Who was the best President of the last 30 years?
Hmm, I can't decide between Jimmy Carter, The Man from Hope and Gerald Ford.

5. Which nations should have nukes?
B. The UN should decide.

6. Who should own guns in America?
B. Only the governing authorities, since they know what's best for us.

7. Fill in the blank: Taxes should be ___.
B. Cut, but not for the rich.

8. Before America takes any more military action in the war on terror, we should:
A. Make sure it's okay with the UN and
B. Try to understand what we have done to make the poor terrorists hate us.

9. The military budget should be:
B. Submitted to the UN for approval.

10. What makes you angry?
A. People who would rather buy an SUV than a VW bug.

11. Which phrase best describes your beliefs?
A. Al Gore was a brilliant policy genius (and really funny on "Saturday Night Live").

12. Who gave you your right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?
A. The ACLU and
B. The Supreme Court.


So, did I pass???

[jennyp]

As a proud member of the Objectivist division of the VRWC, I want to say that I haven't received one royalty check from The Conspiracy since joining up in 1997. Not one! I called the Richard Mellon Scaife Foundation, I called Karl, I've called Karen, I've called Larry, but nooooooo. Every month it's "we've misplaced it", or "the address was wrong", or "there was a computer glitch", or "you need to fill out a claim form".

I tell ya, sometimes it's enough to diminish one's faith in the movement.

[Ladysmith]

1c. Check

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12c. Check!

[Caipirabob]

Fellow VRWC members - The password for today is "Pillage". That would be "Pillage" as in "I would like to 'pillage' the trust fund today". Remember to use the password when engaging in the secret handshake...

Or is that the "Log Cabin Republican" handshake?...