VRWC: Are you a member?

April 7, 2004 | Human Events Online

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Source: http://www.humaneventsonline.com/article.php?id=3513

Are you Hillary's worst nightmare -- a member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy?

Find out just how right wing you really are by taking this quick test:

1. The person best qualified to choose my doctor, my child's teacher, what to eat, and whether I should smoke is:
A. Hillary.
B. Hillary's village.
C. Me.

2. When shopping, I am most likely to make an impulse buy of:
A. A John Kerry plush toy.
B. A $55 Hillary Clinton T-shirt by Marc Jacobs.
C. An Ann Coulter action figure.

3. Fill in the blank: The government that governs ___________ governs best.
A. Everything.
B. With the most compassion.
C. Least.

4. Who was the best President of the last 30 years?
A. The Man from Hope.
B. Hmm, I can't decide between Jimmy Carter and Gerald Ford.
C. Reagan for Rushmore!

5. Which nations should have nukes?
A. None. You can't hug with nuclear arms.
B. The UN should decide.
C. The U.S. and its allies.

6. Who should own guns in America?
A. Good heavens, no one should. Guns kill.
B. Only the governing authorities, since they know what's best for us.
C. Any red-meat-eating, law-abiding citizen who chooses to do so.

7. Fill in the blank: Taxes should be ___.
A. High. Don't you have any compassion for the poor?
B. Cut, but not for the rich.
C. Low. A worker has a right to enjoy the fruits of his labors.

8. Before America takes any more military action in the war on terror, we should:
A. Make sure it's okay with the UN.
B. Try to understand what we have done to make the poor terrorists hate us.
C. Develop even more sophisticated and deadly weapons.

9. The military budget should be:
A. Cut. Let the military hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.
B. Submitted to the UN for approval.
C. As high as it needs to be to repel threats to our nation.

10. What makes you angry?
A. People who would rather buy an SUV than a VW bug.
B. The fact that the world is not ordered the way Hillary and the Harvard University faculty think it should be ordered.
C. People who don't work, but live off the taxpayers.

11. Which phrase best describes your beliefs?
A. Al Gore was a brilliant policy genius (and really funny on "Saturday Night Live").
B. Lying under oath about sex doesn't matter.
C. Individual freedom and personal responsibility pave the road to success.

12. Who gave you your right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?
A. The ACLU.
B. The Supreme Court.
C. The Creator.

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[Defender2]

I am proudly a member of the VRWC!!!!:-)


Kim4VRWC's I hope you see this thread!!!!:-)


:-) D2 :-)

[Defender2]

Kim4VRWC's This Ping's Especially For You!!!!:-)


Always Very Best FReegards, Defender2 D2


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[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping! Hugs!

[lilylangtree]

I proudly announce that I'm a full-fledged member of the VRWC.

[Defender2]

HUGS:-)


:-) and a smooch! :-)

[Alamo-Girl]

And a *smooch* for you, too!

[Defender2]

:-)

[VRWC_minion]

Yes, but I'd like a promotion.

[baseballmom]

Oh yes, I'm an extremist far right wing republican nut case member of the VRWC.

I'm also a member of the newly chartered R.A.M. (Republican Attack Machine).

But mostly, I'm just a lil ole

[Polybius]

When shopping, I am most likely to make an impulse buy of:

A. A John Kerry plush toy.

My dog already ate his old Bill Clinton chew toy. He needs a new one.

[amom]

ROFL thanks for the ping.

Guilty as charged.

[Defender2]

:-)

[Freedom2specul8]

This test was fun... :)

Thanks for the ping Defender.. I feel special...:) it's rare that I see my name in lights. GRIN

[LiteKeeper]

LiteKeeper
Chaplain, VRWC

[Freedom2specul8]

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[Defender2]

Somehow, I knew you would get a real kick out of this!!!!:-) Very Best FReegards, Defender2 D2