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VRWC: Are you a member?
April 7, 2004
| Human Events Online
Posted on 04/07/2004 9:22:01 PM PDT by PatriotEdition
Source: http://www.humaneventsonline.com/article.php?id=3513
Are you Hillary's worst nightmare -- a member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy?
Find out just how right wing you really are by taking this quick test:
1. The person best qualified to choose my doctor, my child's teacher, what to eat, and whether I should smoke is:
A. Hillary.
B. Hillary's village.
C. Me.
2. When shopping, I am most likely to make an impulse buy of:
A. A John Kerry plush toy.
B. A $55 Hillary Clinton T-shirt by Marc Jacobs.
C. An Ann Coulter action figure.
3. Fill in the blank: The government that governs ___________ governs best.
A. Everything.
B. With the most compassion.
C. Least.
4. Who was the best President of the last 30 years?
A. The Man from Hope.
B. Hmm, I can't decide between Jimmy Carter and Gerald Ford.
C. Reagan for Rushmore!
5. Which nations should have nukes?
A. None. You can't hug with nuclear arms.
B. The UN should decide.
C. The U.S. and its allies.
6. Who should own guns in America?
A. Good heavens, no one should. Guns kill.
B. Only the governing authorities, since they know what's best for us.
C. Any red-meat-eating, law-abiding citizen who chooses to do so.
7. Fill in the blank: Taxes should be ___.
A. High. Don't you have any compassion for the poor?
B. Cut, but not for the rich.
C. Low. A worker has a right to enjoy the fruits of his labors.
8. Before America takes any more military action in the war on terror, we should:
A. Make sure it's okay with the UN.
B. Try to understand what we have done to make the poor terrorists hate us.
C. Develop even more sophisticated and deadly weapons.
9. The military budget should be:
A. Cut. Let the military hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.
B. Submitted to the UN for approval.
C. As high as it needs to be to repel threats to our nation.
10. What makes you angry?
A. People who would rather buy an SUV than a VW bug.
B. The fact that the world is not ordered the way Hillary and the Harvard University faculty think it should be ordered.
C. People who don't work, but live off the taxpayers.
11. Which phrase best describes your beliefs?
A. Al Gore was a brilliant policy genius (and really funny on "Saturday Night Live").
B. Lying under oath about sex doesn't matter.
C. Individual freedom and personal responsibility pave the road to success.
12. Who gave you your right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?
A. The ACLU.
B. The Supreme Court.
C. The Creator.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: conspiracy; hillary; quiz; rightwing; thisisstupid; vrwc
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To: Polybius
My dog already ate his old Bill Clinton chew toy
so did monica
21
posted on
04/07/2004 9:54:47 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hope I don't get into trouble for this)
To: Defender2
right 2 spaces,
left 5.
Right 8 spaces
left 1.
alpha beta alpha....
22
posted on
04/07/2004 9:58:50 PM PDT
by
Freedom2specul8
(Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/)
To: VRWC_minion
Bumping it to the Top!!!!:-)
23
posted on
04/07/2004 9:59:38 PM PDT
by
Defender2
(Defending Our Bill of Rights, Our Constitution, Our Country and Our Freedom!!!!)
To: ~Kim4VRWC's~
:-)
24
posted on
04/07/2004 10:00:28 PM PDT
by
Defender2
(Defending Our Bill of Rights, Our Constitution, Our Country and Our Freedom!!!!)
To: PatriotEdition
But how do we know how we scored?
Just kidding.
To any DU lurkers: The correct answer was C for all the questions.
To: Defender2
I'm a lifetime member and proud of it! ;)
26
posted on
04/07/2004 10:07:20 PM PDT
by
Fawnn
(Fair Funkle Fawnn, Canteen wOOhOO Consultant, and CookingWithPam.com person)
To: Fawnn
:-) If it's okay, I'll give you a HUG!!!!:-)
:-) D2 :-)
27
posted on
04/07/2004 10:08:44 PM PDT
by
Defender2
(Defending Our Bill of Rights, Our Constitution, Our Country and Our Freedom!!!!)
To: Defender2
{{{Denfender2}}}: One can never get too many {{{hugs}}}. ;)
28
posted on
04/07/2004 10:10:51 PM PDT
by
Fawnn
(Fair Funkle Fawnn, Canteen wOOhOO Consultant, and CookingWithPam.com person)
To: Fawnn
Well Here's Some More HUGS!!!!:-)
:-):-):-):-):-)
29
posted on
04/07/2004 10:13:29 PM PDT
by
Defender2
(Defending Our Bill of Rights, Our Constitution, Our Country and Our Freedom!!!!)
To: Defender2; Fawnn; notpoliticallycorewrecked; ~Kim4VRWC's~; al baby; nutmeg; jamesnwu; LiteKeeper; ..
Go
HERE to get your VRWC certificate. Suitable for framing!
30
posted on
04/07/2004 10:43:17 PM PDT
by
WSGilcrest
(I'm so confused.)
To: PatriotEdition
great post!
Yes! Very proud one too!
To: WSGilcrest
Thanks, WSGilcrest!!!!:-)
Nice and Funny Certificate, Thanks!!!!:-)
:-) D2 :-)
32
posted on
04/07/2004 10:48:18 PM PDT
by
Defender2
(Defending Our Bill of Rights, Our Constitution, Our Country and Our Freedom!!!!)
To: WSGilcrest
Thank you! I'll put one in my back windshield too.
To: PatriotEdition
Yikes!
$19.95 for the book?
34
posted on
04/07/2004 10:53:08 PM PDT
by
Hunble
To: PatriotEdition
Proud member of the VRWC. I even joined the Republican Attack Machine!
35
posted on
04/07/2004 10:56:03 PM PDT
by
Fledermaus
(Ðíé F£éðérmáú§ ^;;^ says, "Isn't it amazing idiots think they have all the solutions?")
To: WSGilcrest
LOL EXCELLENT!
36
posted on
04/07/2004 11:04:56 PM PDT
by
amom
To: PatriotEdition
Proud Founding Member Vast RightWing Conspiracy |
37
posted on
04/08/2004 1:19:42 AM PDT
by
backhoe
(Just an old Keyboard Cowboy, ridin' the TrackBall into the Sunset...)
To: PatriotEdition
Okay, lets see . . .
1. The person best qualified to choose my doctor, my child's teacher, what to eat, and whether I should smoke is:
A. Hillary and B. Hillary's village.
2. When shopping, I am most likely to make an impulse buy of:
A. A John Kerry plush toy and B. A $55 Hillary Clinton T-shirt by Marc Jacobs.
3. Fill in the blank: The government that governs ___________ governs best.
A. Everything.
4. Who was the best President of the last 30 years?
Hmm, I can't decide between Jimmy Carter, The Man from Hope and Gerald Ford.
5. Which nations should have nukes?
B. The UN should decide.
6. Who should own guns in America?
B. Only the governing authorities, since they know what's best for us.
7. Fill in the blank: Taxes should be ___.
B. Cut, but not for the rich.
8. Before America takes any more military action in the war on terror, we should:
A. Make sure it's okay with the UN and
B. Try to understand what we have done to make the poor terrorists hate us.
9. The military budget should be:
B. Submitted to the UN for approval.
10. What makes you angry?
A. People who would rather buy an SUV than a VW bug.
11. Which phrase best describes your beliefs?
A. Al Gore was a brilliant policy genius (and really funny on "Saturday Night Live").
12. Who gave you your right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?
A. The ACLU and
B. The Supreme Court.
So, did I pass???
To: PatriotEdition
As a proud member of the Objectivist division of the VRWC, I want to say that I haven't received
one royalty check from The Conspiracy since joining up in 1997. Not one! I called the Richard Mellon Scaife Foundation, I called Karl, I've called Karen, I've called Larry, but nooooooo. Every month it's "we've misplaced it", or "the address was wrong", or "there was a computer glitch", or "you need to fill out a claim form".
I tell ya, sometimes it's enough to diminish one's faith in the movement.
39
posted on
04/08/2004 2:35:29 AM PDT
by
jennyp
(http://crevo.bestmessageboard.com)
To: PatriotEdition
1c. Check
2c. Check
3c. Check
4c. Check
5c. Check
6c. Check
7c. Check
8c. Check
9c. Check
10c. Check
11c. Check
12c. Check!
40
posted on
04/08/2004 2:47:14 AM PDT
by
Ladysmith
(If 10% is good enough for God, it should be good enough for the IRS!)
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