VRWC: Are you a member?

April 7, 2004 | Human Events Online

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Source: http://www.humaneventsonline.com/article.php?id=3513

Are you Hillary's worst nightmare -- a member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy?

Find out just how right wing you really are by taking this quick test:

1. The person best qualified to choose my doctor, my child's teacher, what to eat, and whether I should smoke is:
A. Hillary.
B. Hillary's village.
C. Me.

2. When shopping, I am most likely to make an impulse buy of:
A. A John Kerry plush toy.
B. A $55 Hillary Clinton T-shirt by Marc Jacobs.
C. An Ann Coulter action figure.

3. Fill in the blank: The government that governs ___________ governs best.
A. Everything.
B. With the most compassion.
C. Least.

4. Who was the best President of the last 30 years?
A. The Man from Hope.
B. Hmm, I can't decide between Jimmy Carter and Gerald Ford.
C. Reagan for Rushmore!

5. Which nations should have nukes?
A. None. You can't hug with nuclear arms.
B. The UN should decide.
C. The U.S. and its allies.

6. Who should own guns in America?
A. Good heavens, no one should. Guns kill.
B. Only the governing authorities, since they know what's best for us.
C. Any red-meat-eating, law-abiding citizen who chooses to do so.

7. Fill in the blank: Taxes should be ___.
A. High. Don't you have any compassion for the poor?
B. Cut, but not for the rich.
C. Low. A worker has a right to enjoy the fruits of his labors.

8. Before America takes any more military action in the war on terror, we should:
A. Make sure it's okay with the UN.
B. Try to understand what we have done to make the poor terrorists hate us.
C. Develop even more sophisticated and deadly weapons.

9. The military budget should be:
A. Cut. Let the military hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.
B. Submitted to the UN for approval.
C. As high as it needs to be to repel threats to our nation.

10. What makes you angry?
A. People who would rather buy an SUV than a VW bug.
B. The fact that the world is not ordered the way Hillary and the Harvard University faculty think it should be ordered.
C. People who don't work, but live off the taxpayers.

11. Which phrase best describes your beliefs?
A. Al Gore was a brilliant policy genius (and really funny on "Saturday Night Live").
B. Lying under oath about sex doesn't matter.
C. Individual freedom and personal responsibility pave the road to success.

12. Who gave you your right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?
A. The ACLU.
B. The Supreme Court.
C. The Creator.

[al baby]

My dog already ate his old Bill Clinton chew toy
so did monica

[Freedom2specul8]

right 2 spaces,
left 5.
Right 8 spaces
left 1.

alpha beta alpha....

[Defender2]

Bumping it to the Top!!!!:-)

[Defender2]

:-)

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

But how do we know how we scored?

Just kidding.

To any DU lurkers: The correct answer was C for all the questions.

[Fawnn]

I'm a lifetime member and proud of it! ;)

[Defender2]

:-) If it's okay, I'll give you a HUG!!!!:-)



:-) D2 :-)

[Fawnn]

{{{Denfender2}}}: One can never get too many {{{hugs}}}. ;)

[Defender2]

Well Here's Some More HUGS!!!!:-)


:-):-):-):-):-)

[WSGilcrest]

Go HERE to get your VRWC certificate. Suitable for framing!

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

great post!
Yes! Very proud one too!

[Defender2]

Thanks, WSGilcrest!!!!:-)

Nice and Funny Certificate, Thanks!!!!:-)


:-) D2 :-)

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

Thank you! I'll put one in my back windshield too.

[Hunble]

Yikes!

$19.95 for the book?

[Fledermaus]

Proud member of the VRWC. I even joined the Republican Attack Machine!

[amom]

LOL EXCELLENT!

[backhoe]

Proud Founding Member
Vast RightWing Conspiracy

[An.American.Expatriate]

Okay, lets see . . .

1. The person best qualified to choose my doctor, my child's teacher, what to eat, and whether I should smoke is:
A. Hillary and B. Hillary's village.

2. When shopping, I am most likely to make an impulse buy of:
A. A John Kerry plush toy and B. A $55 Hillary Clinton T-shirt by Marc Jacobs.

3. Fill in the blank: The government that governs ___________ governs best.
A. Everything.

4. Who was the best President of the last 30 years?
Hmm, I can't decide between Jimmy Carter, The Man from Hope and Gerald Ford.

5. Which nations should have nukes?
B. The UN should decide.

6. Who should own guns in America?
B. Only the governing authorities, since they know what's best for us.

7. Fill in the blank: Taxes should be ___.
B. Cut, but not for the rich.

8. Before America takes any more military action in the war on terror, we should:
A. Make sure it's okay with the UN and
B. Try to understand what we have done to make the poor terrorists hate us.

9. The military budget should be:
B. Submitted to the UN for approval.

10. What makes you angry?
A. People who would rather buy an SUV than a VW bug.

11. Which phrase best describes your beliefs?
A. Al Gore was a brilliant policy genius (and really funny on "Saturday Night Live").

12. Who gave you your right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?
A. The ACLU and
B. The Supreme Court.


So, did I pass???

[jennyp]

As a proud member of the Objectivist division of the VRWC, I want to say that I haven't received one royalty check from The Conspiracy since joining up in 1997. Not one! I called the Richard Mellon Scaife Foundation, I called Karl, I've called Karen, I've called Larry, but nooooooo. Every month it's "we've misplaced it", or "the address was wrong", or "there was a computer glitch", or "you need to fill out a claim form".

I tell ya, sometimes it's enough to diminish one's faith in the movement.

[Ladysmith]

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