1 posted on
04/03/2004 11:53:57 PM PST by
HAL9000
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To: HAL9000
Okay okay I'll admit it. I did not immediately think of anyone's safety reading this thread title. Am I a bad person???
3 posted on
04/03/2004 11:57:36 PM PST by
cyborg
(Frankenfreude radio death watch has commenced)
To: HAL9000
You can't take off from a shake roof with your broom's afterburners on!
To: HAL9000
In 1994, he married Nicole Boxer, daughter of U.S. Sen. Barbara Boxer, D-Calif., in a Rose Garden ceremony -- the last wedding to be held at the White House. They divorced last year.
You will notice that the media never has pictures of any of this. They are scared to death of Hillary Clinton.
5 posted on
04/04/2004 12:02:33 AM PST by
kcvl
To: HAL9000
A lakeside cottage owned by U.S. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's family"Cottage." Makes it sound.... quaint.
Care to guess the market value of this "cottage"?
To: HAL9000
Here's a theory:
Tony passes out with a lit joint in his mouth. Okay. So the "cottage" catches fire and takes some damage. But this could be embarrassing so in order to cover up the mishap (and after a quick phone call to Hillary), the Rodham brothers slip next door with some gasoline and a pack of matches and set fire to the ranch home.
Entirely plausible.
To: HAL9000
Don't worry, with that demon belch Hillary having lived there before, it was probably constructed out of asbestos.
16 posted on
04/04/2004 12:20:33 AM PST by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: HAL9000
That is one I hadn't heard of before...
17 posted on
04/04/2004 12:24:52 AM PST by
Freedom2specul8
(Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/)
To: HAL9000
I sure hope her dog, "Buddy," made it out O.K.
Oh, I forgot...sorry.
My own little dog still harbors a grudge about Buddy's untimely death. "The day the barking died," is what my dog calls it.
To: HAL9000
I can't believe no one has said it yet, so I will.
It's Bush's fault!
21 posted on
04/04/2004 4:28:39 AM PDT by
Arrowhead1952
(Give liberals a rope, and they will hang themselves with it.)
To: HAL9000
The two-story cottage is 100 yards uphill from the lake, where Clinton swam as a child. And the lake is still toxic to this day.
24 posted on
04/04/2004 4:48:51 AM PDT by
SkyPilot
To: HAL9000
Here again I am reminded of a Seinfeld episode.
Where was Chelsea and does her boyfriend smoke cigars?
More importantly, did they find that metal box full of Hillary's old love letters?
To: HAL9000
The two-story cottage is 100 yards uphill from the lake, where Clinton swam as a child.I hear the fish are making a come back.
28 posted on
04/04/2004 5:14:17 AM PDT by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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