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LAUGH BREAK Kerry vows to name salmon czar (no, it's not a joke)
The Idaho Statesman ^
| Edition Date: 02-22-2004
| Rocky Barker
Posted on 03/31/2004 3:28:21 AM PST by Liz
Edited on 05/07/2004 6:21:45 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Sen. John Kerry would appoint a salmon czar who would answer directly to him and his vice president if he
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Politics/Elections; US: Idaho; US: Washington
KEYWORDS: 2004; czalmonczar; damremoval; environment; kerry; salmon; snakeriver; water
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To: xsmommy
what will the TUNA think
"No sir, I don't like it!"
To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
and you would be bucking to be undersecretary of Tilapi, wouldja....?
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:47:45 AM PST
by
xsmommy
To: xsmommy
Dean will be in charge of the Clownfish.
Edwards will be the Eel Czar.
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:48:14 AM PST
by
Constitution Day
(Over 140,000 FReepers, and just about all of us will be going pro in something other than politics.)
To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
Let's try again...
what will the Tuna think?
"No sir, I don't like it!"
To: xsmommy
No, just commisioner of red snapper...
To: Liz
Kerry, assoicated with something that smells like fish.
Go figure.
To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
Personally, i am looking toward Solicitor of Swordfish...
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:53:45 AM PST
by
xsmommy
To: Liz
There's a Roe vs. Wade joke here......streaming in my mind somewhere, but dammed if I can find it.
Leni
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:55:42 AM PST
by
MinuteGal
(Paradise is not lost ! You'll find it May 22 aboard "FReeps Ahoy 3". Register now for our cruise.)
To: GraceCoolidge
When he was in Vietnam, he commanded a boat, on the water. Water is where salmon live. So don't question his patriotism in appointing a tsalmon tsar!LOL-LOL-LOL
Thanks Gracie, that's funny.
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:59:31 AM PST
by
onyx
(Kerry' s a Veteran, but so were Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy McVeigh and Benedict Arnold.)
To: MinuteGal
We'll wait.......should be a good one. LOL.
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posted on
03/31/2004 4:59:52 AM PST
by
Liz
To: GraceCoolidge
You know, putting that way makes one think.....and laugh harder. LOL.
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posted on
03/31/2004 5:01:26 AM PST
by
Liz
To: Liz
This is not a joke. Being this is about fish, John F'ing Kerry will flip flop again before the election.
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posted on
03/31/2004 5:02:12 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(Most democRATs live in a world of fiction and fantasy!)
To: Liz
salmon: the choice of food of the rich and famous
To: governsleastgovernsbest
I'm glad to see that Kerry is boldly taking on the salmon issue. But would he be willing to launch an investigation into why they call it Chicken of the Sea even though there's no chicken in it?Or an investigation on the rise in consumption of 'buffalo wings' and its affect on the western ranges......
To: Liz
Nothing about kerry is either funny or amusing.
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posted on
03/31/2004 5:14:14 AM PST
by
sport
To: eeriegeno
Excellent point. Not to mention the mysterious appearance of oysters in the Rocky Mountains!
To: Liz
I can't wait for the tsamon tsar to fight it out with the spotted owl tsar as to who gets to see Kerry first.
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posted on
03/31/2004 5:19:03 AM PST
by
Drango
(2 FReep is 2B --- 2B is 2 FReep)
To: Drango
Hey, maybe he'll give Teresa the job.
Tsalmon Tsar Teresa has a nice ring to it.....if you're a socialist.
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posted on
03/31/2004 5:33:15 AM PST
by
Liz
To: sport
"Some people say I look like a prig." 
"Seriously, do I look like a prig?"
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posted on
03/31/2004 5:34:42 AM PST
by
Liz
To: eeriegeno; governsleastgovernsbest
You're mocking serious "environmental" issues like buffalo and extinct sea chicken is offensive to PETA and the Greens.
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posted on
03/31/2004 5:38:17 AM PST
by
Liz
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