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What is next on the sicko queer 'marriage' agenda, animals?
myself - humor vanity post | 3.24.04 | conserv13

Posted on 03/24/2004 3:29:23 PM PST by conserv13

While we all debate about homosexual 'marriage', a much more dangerous enemy of the timeless union between man and woman is threatening our great country! It should be no surprise that of course it is being pushed on us and our children by left wing liberal Hollywood! Right under our noses. Please unite with me in banning man - fish marriage!

Two recent films, one a cartoon directly aimed at children and put out by gay loving Disney, depicts the love of a man and a creature that can only be called a 'mermaid' - half woman and half fish!

Tom Hanks, Hollywood Superstar, all American patriot? He played a fish lover in a bestial movie called Splash. You may have seen it and even enjoyed it, but did not even realize that it is the beginnng of the end of the USA!

NO THANKS, TOM HANKS!


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Original, I welcome comments and additions. Just a joke
1 posted on 03/24/2004 3:29:23 PM PST by conserv13
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To: conserv13
If you have nothing to say, then why do say it?
2 posted on 03/24/2004 3:31:58 PM PST by BCrago66
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To: conserv13
In all honesty, not funny.
3 posted on 03/24/2004 3:35:03 PM PST by Clara Lou
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To: conserv13
Me thinks things are slow in MARRYLAND
4 posted on 03/24/2004 3:36:48 PM PST by SF Republican
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5 posted on 03/24/2004 3:52:14 PM PST by Diogenesis (If you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us)
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To: conserv13
Ten years ago, I would have said "Gay marriage, yea right and Clinton will make a second term" but now surprisingly, I was extremely wrong. Now, I know that fringe issues are being forced upon society. These forced issues are changing my culture and my children future. With that said, pedophilia, polygamy, polyamory, and bestiality are on their way!!!
6 posted on 03/24/2004 3:56:21 PM PST by avant_garde
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To: conserv13
A fine example of mental masturbation.
7 posted on 03/24/2004 3:56:21 PM PST by TomB ("The terrorist wraps himself in the world's grievances to cloak his true motives." - S. Rushdie)
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To: conserv13
Actually, it looks like incest is next, or perhaps adult-child sex.
8 posted on 03/24/2004 4:00:32 PM PST by thoughtomator (Voting Bush because there is no reasonable alternative)
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To: conserv13
Consent age lowered to 16, maybe even 15 if they can get away with it.

British limp-wrists just had that debate a few years ago. American left copies them.
10 posted on 03/24/2004 5:16:33 PM PST by Finalapproach29er (" Permitting homosexuality didn't work out very well for the Roman Empire")
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To: conserv13
Trying to overcome a little guilt for watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?
11 posted on 03/24/2004 5:18:55 PM PST by socal_parrot (Phoenix, it IS a dry heat.)
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To: GreatEconomy
Makes you wonder doesn't it?

;-)

I try not to.

It gives me nightmares.

12 posted on 03/24/2004 5:20:51 PM PST by TomB ("The terrorist wraps himself in the world's grievances to cloak his true motives." - S. Rushdie)
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