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Kerry Campaigner...
The Patriot Edition ^
| March 21, 2004
| PatriotEdition
Posted on 03/21/2004 8:39:12 AM PST by PatriotEdition
This is just the first verse. I am getting a mental block and i can't seem to find the words to the rest of the song. I am asking for some creative conservatives for a little help, here.
It's to the tune of "Daniel My Brother" by Elton John...
Here's the mp3 so far:
http://www.patriotedition.com/sounds/mp3/kerryscampaign.mp3
Kerry's flip-flopping through his campaign...
Says he's endorsed by foreign leaders,
but he won't tell us their names, oh and,
i think Kerry's telling a lie...
But those dems love Kerry...
He is the apple of their eye...
NEED HELP for the rest! LOL
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KEYWORDS: 2004; audio; foreign; kerry; leaders; lies; mp3; song; sound; wav
To: PatriotEdition
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posted on
03/21/2004 8:44:53 AM PST
by
chance33_98
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To: PatriotEdition
I'm not a musical expert, but you may wanna have someone else do the vocals (certainly not me).
To: IAmNotAnAnimal
To: PatriotEdition
He married Millions (twice) in vain,
It still didn't give him a brain.
He forgot his father's ancestory but got a few medals
While the validity of those are in doubt my how he pedals.
5
posted on
03/21/2004 9:00:50 AM PST
by
hgro
To: PatriotEdition
Kerry goes skiing and falls on his ass
He's a rich snobby elitist, but short on campaign cash, oh I
I see Kerry campaign falling next.
He thinks he's a statesman.
Vietnam medals stuck on his chest.
Chorus:
Kerry's a loser
He is - older than dirt even with Botox shots
Though the wrinkles get stretched, they will come back
And Bush will still attack...
Kerry's going down
He is Hillary's clown.....
6
posted on
03/21/2004 9:05:21 AM PST
by
Pukin Dog
(Sans Reproache)
To: PatriotEdition
Kerry's flip-flopping through his campaign...
Says he's endorsed by foreign leaders,
but he won't tell us their names, oh and,
i think Kerry's telling a lie...
But those dems love Kerry...
He is the apple of their eye...
they say kerrys' witty,
but I've never seen.
seems to me he's
'bout as smart as
teddy kennedys spleen, oh and
I can see sob's knocking him down
but the demo's love him
must think he's monsieur chiracs clown
kerry my waffle,
you are,
better than me
do you still feel the pain
of that scratch upon your knee
your medals flied
but you apparently lied
Kerry you're the star...
of the socialist le-e-e-e-eft
kerry's flip-flopping tonight once again
says he voted for the money
before he voted against, oh and
says the attack dogs are hot on his heels
but those Dems love Kerry
must be the swiss cheese hoagie meals
7
posted on
03/21/2004 9:39:17 AM PST
by
Bobber58
(whatever it takes, for as long as it takes)
To: Bobber58
I bow to you, sir. I've been outdone.
8
posted on
03/21/2004 11:41:32 AM PST
by
Pukin Dog
(Sans Reproache)
To: PatriotEdition
It's to the tune of "Daniel My Brother" by Elton John I think "Daniel" was sung by Don "American Pie" McClean.
To: Larry Lucido
Correction: Don McLean
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