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[IAmNotAnAnimal]

I'm not a musical expert, but you may wanna have someone else do the vocals (certainly not me).

[hgro]

He married Millions (twice) in vain,

It still didn't give him a brain.

He forgot his father's ancestory but got a few medals

While the validity of those are in doubt my how he pedals.

[Pukin Dog]

Kerry goes skiing and falls on his ass

He's a rich snobby elitist, but short on campaign cash, oh I

I see Kerry campaign falling next.

He thinks he's a statesman.

Vietnam medals stuck on his chest.

Chorus:

Kerry's a loser

He is - older than dirt even with Botox shots

Though the wrinkles get stretched, they will come back

And Bush will still attack...

Kerry's going down

He is Hillary's clown.....

[Bobber58]

Kerry's flip-flopping through his campaign...
Says he's endorsed by foreign leaders,
but he won't tell us their names, oh and,
i think Kerry's telling a lie...
But those dems love Kerry...
He is the apple of their eye...

they say kerrys' witty,
but I've never seen.
seems to me he's
'bout as smart as
teddy kennedys spleen, oh and
I can see sob's knocking him down
but the demo's love him
must think he's monsieur chiracs clown

kerry my waffle,
you are,
better than me
do you still feel the pain
of that scratch upon your knee
your medals flied
but you apparently lied

Kerry you're the star...
of the socialist le-e-e-e-eft

kerry's flip-flopping tonight once again
says he voted for the money
before he voted against, oh and
says the attack dogs are hot on his heels
but those Dems love Kerry
must be the swiss cheese hoagie meals

[Larry Lucido]

It's to the tune of "Daniel My Brother" by Elton John

I think "Daniel" was sung by Don "American Pie" McClean.