Kerry says: "I Don't Fall Down" (Drudge's title)

New York Times ^ | March 19, 2004 | DAVID M. HALBFINGER

[Guillermo]

Well, it's easy to engage in such sports (parasailing, biking, surfing, snowboarding) when you marry into hundreds of millions.

[happydogdesign]

He flips and he flops, but the
smelly stuff is starting to stick to him

[Pukin Dog]

Hey buddy, don't you know a HIT PIECE when you see one?

This article is a disaster for Kerry!

You think middle America is going to like this elitist jerk, who curses at the people assigned to protect his life? This is HUGE!

Then, the Times points out that average citizens want to know what Foreign leaders he spoke too! Oh man, this is good stuff. Amazing to find in the NY Times, unless Hillary told them to put it there.

This hurts Kerry a lot.

[batmast]

"...he said sharply, "I don't fall down," then used an expletive to describe the agent who "knocked me over."

When I used to ski, there was a saying, "If your not falling down, you're not learning anything".

What an arrogant F*%#!

[dirtboy]

A longtime adviser recently suggested that there were two John Kerrys: "indoor John and outdoor John"

For once, I agree with the Kerry camp.

Indoor John

Outdoor John

Outdoor John

[international american]

We know he hates the military, so it stands that he hates the secret service as well....the elitist pig!!

[Polyxene]

I would like to know the answer to that, too! So much for the "man of the people!" Yeah -- he feels your pain, too!

[dawn53]

They and some of the senator's friends said the vacation could not have come too soon. "He needed it about as badly as anybody could need it,"

Translation:

We had to get him away from the microphones before he made another stupid statement.

[1Old Pro]

When asked about the mishap a moment later, he said sharply, "I don't fall down," then used an expletive to describe the agent who "knocked me over."

F'N knocked me over! Sheesh, the photo show him on a bunny hill, what a lightweight.

[Callahan]

I can just picture Kerry trying on different ski outfits in the mirror.

[international american]

Even the times doesn't like this a hole.

[Let's Roll]

"He's trying to destroy our planet."

Of course he is ... after all he and his family don't live on "our planet", do they? They never question this the most ridiculous of all the left's charges.

[demlosers]

Look at me people don't I look cool?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I'd much rather see the photos of GWB getting his hands dirty and working up a sweat on his ranch, fixing fences and clearing brush. Snowboarding is for weenies.

[FRMAG]

Immediately brought to mind the old toy ad "Weebles wobble but they don't fall down."

[freedom1st]

I thought it was very mocking. And this came from a NYSlime reporter!! The GOP/Bush campaign has to be loving this, all of their campaign copy is being written for them.

[machman]

KETCHUM, Idaho, March 18

Ketchup boy in Ketchum? Got a LOL out of me.

[sarasota]

Kerry is leaking more with each day. They can't bail the "water" fast enough and the ship is sinking fast.

[laredo44]

This is Mr. Kerry's first week with his wife away from the hurly-burly, as he calls it, since late August.

How has Kerry fulfilled his duties as Seantor for the past seven months given this information? Why aren't the mainstream press hounding him from office like they did with Dole?

[pubmom]

Yep, wherever he goes, he takes his potty mouth.