OUT | IN |
Skanky | Lovely |
Undercover | Non-Official Cover |
Remixes | Guitar Solos |
Snowboarding | Kiteboarding |
Letting Your Boyfriend Videotape It | Letting A Major Network Videotape It |
The NBA | And-1 |
Martha Stewart Living | Sandra Lee Semi-Homemade Cooking |
Belvedere | Cointreau |
Rocawear | Throwback Jerseys |
Arianna Huffington | Der Gropenfuhrer |
MTV2 | Fuse |
Hiltons | Olsens |
British Intelligence | British Television |
Gourmet Cotton Candy | Homemade Marshmallows |
Jessica Lynch | Shoshana Johnson |
Flat Hair | Wavy Hair |
Spike Jonze | Sofia Coppola |
Glaceau Vitamin Water | Pom Wonderful |
The Strokes | The Shins |
Mutual Funds | Google's IPO |
"Elimidate" | "Lingo" |
Clay Aiken | Barry Manilow |
"Jesus Is My Homeboy" T-Shirts | Tank Tops With Yiddish Sayings |
Bobbi Brown Beach Body Oil | Lush Back For Breakfast Shower Gel |
Mini Cooper | Scion XB |
Celebrity Crime | "Celebrity Poker" |
Overscheduled Kids | Unrestricted Playtime |
Bleached Denim Wrinkles | Baked Denim Wrinkles |
Grady Little | Steve Bartman |
"28 Days Later" | "30 Days of Night" |
PowerPoint | Handouts |
Paparazzi | Helicopterazzi |
Trucker Hats | Intellectualizing The Trucker Hat Dilemma |
Avoiding Albacore | Finding Nemo |
Homeland Security | Social Security |
Friendster Cliques | Stepford Wives |
Jimmy Fallon | Jack Black |
Zipzap Cars | Beyblades |
Wire-Fu Fight Scenes | Catfights |
Bachelors | Average Joes |
Jackasses | Badasses |
Siegfried & Roy | Suddenly Siegfried |
John Mayer | Jack Johnson |
Lettuce-Wrapped Hamburgers | Cheeseburger-Flavored Fries Made of Meat |
Jimmy Choo | Holly Dunlap |
Paul Smith Throw Rugs | Todd Oldham La-Z-Boys |
The White Stripes | Whitening Strips |
Josh Hartnett | Gael Garcia Bernal |
Jennifer Garner | Mischa Barton |
David Beckham | Freddy Adu |
Sushi | Crudo |
Segway | Honda Ruckus |
"Shake It Like a Polaroid Picture" | "My Milkshake Brings All The Boys to the Yard" |
"The Matrix" | Metrics |
"Suh-Weet!" | "Crisp!" |
Listening to Coldplay | Marrying Coldplay |
"K Street" | "Avenue Q" |
Von Dutch | Original Penguin By Munsingwear |
Tiny Dogs | Hairless Cats |
"Nip/Tuck" | "The O.C." |
Sharpies in the End Zone | Cell Phones in the End Zone |
James Carville | Gollum |
Martha Burk | Code Pink |
Ten Penh | Buck's Fishing & Camping |
Infant Greens | Iceberg Lettuce |
Yellowcake | Hafnium |
Viagra | Levitra |
Botox Injections | Toe Reductions |
Donatella Versace | Viktor & Rolf |
Kids Who Read "Eragon" Books | Kids Who Read "His Dark Materials" Books |
Saying Something Is "Ne Plus Ultra" | Saying It's "Sui Generis" |
Combing Through Itunes | Subscribing to Activaire |
Flash Mobs | Howard Dean Mobs |
Adidas | Y-3 by AAdidas |
Enormous Scarves | Ugg Boots (Warning: Expires Feb. 7) |
Jack Nicholson | Bill Murray |
Bachelorettes | Quirkyalones |
Bands Who Look Like Blondie | Bands Who Look Like the Allman Brothers |
"Rich Girls" | "Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica" |
Sondheim | Kushner |
Us Weekly | The Star |
"While You Were Out" | "Clean Sweep" |