Black XXV: "More Than $2 Trillion!!"

The MudCave | 17 March 2004 (Happy St. Patrick's Day!!) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"More Than $2 Trillion!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")

The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone...
RATS have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!

So many FReepers have come and gone...
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!

(Guitar jammin' interlude)

When I'm tired and feelin' old...
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of the men who used to know...
If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!!
DemRATS must pay!! Right must hold sway!!

The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, we've heard RAT's ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!)
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till we see KerryMan slink away...
We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!

Black XXV FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I did "Meet me at Mary's Place" by Sam Cooke (Meet me at Terry's Place) but I can't find it."

I'll be sure to pull it forward to the latest Black thread if I come accross it while surfin' past Black threads.

"I also did a Christmas carol."

Those are seasonal, but we'll definitely revisit it once we're back in the season.

"I started dozens others but don't have the Mudboy ability to complete them."

I've started way more than dozens I've never finished...you'd be amazed at how much easier those are to complete when you go back and revisit them after a nice, long break. Make it happen, my FRiend, I've enjoyed every opne you've completed so far.

FReegards...MUD

[MoJo2001]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

(Click the hyperlink)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

FReegards...MUD
 

[sultan88]

"Lyrics by sultan88 Thank you for sharing your lyrics with all of us!!"

Well, actually those are the original lyrics sung by Joanie Sommers. (Who happens to be a distant cousin of my Dad!)

But I will work on a FReep of the lyrics, shortly.

[MoJo2001]

Oops!! Well, I still like the song. Thanks for tuning me into Joanie Sommers. Very cool song!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Awesome MoJo, and the live version to boot!! Yer the best, my FRiend!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...you were too fast fer me on "And Lurch Is His Name!!"...that's still the original lyrics. When I have a "Pre..." before "MUD" at the end of the song, it means I'm just gettin' started. I'll make sure to ping ya to the finished version once I get around to it.

[sultan88]

John Makes Us Angry
(Based on Johnny Get Angry
- Artist: Joanie Sommers)

**Click hyperlink in Post 119**

John, before the war was through
You came home, what did you do?
You stood with Jane, you horse’s head
Desecratin’ OUR war dead!!

Oh, John makes us angry, John makes us mad
He’s the biggest DOOFUS, RAT’s ever had
He’s not a Brave man, just Klinton’s fave man
Johnny, we DON'T really care, really care for you!!

Every time you’re on TV
Lyin’ about the economy
’Bout terrorism you never speak
Must you always act so weak???

Oh, John makes us angry, John makes us mad
He’s the biggest DOOFUS, RAT’s ever had
He’s not a Brave man, just Klinton’s fave man
Johnny, we DON'T really care, really care for you!!

America wants someone who
We can always look up to
In November we’ll cheer your loss
And Re-elect GEORGE - Our Boss!!

Oh, John makes us angry, John makes us mad
He’s the biggest DOOFUS, RAT’s ever had
He’s not a Brave man, just Klinton’s fave man
Johnny, we DON'T really care, really care for you!!

Johnny, we’re angry, Johnny
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny

FADE

Lyrics by sultan88 (3/29/04)

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Good one Sultan.. you rock!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hanoi Jean Kerry's Newt Gingrich Problem"

"John Kerry, who, according to published accounts going back more than a decade, began extricating himself from his first marriage to Philadelphia heiress Julia Thorne at the same time she was battling a case of depression so debilitating that it drove her to the brink of suicide. In an attempt to explain why he decided not to let his wife's precarious mental state derail his 1982 bid to become Michael Dukakis' lieutenant governor, Kerry told the New Yorker magazine last December, "When I get focused and set out to do something, I'm pretty good at staying focused." "You don't want to let yourself down, you know what I'm saying?" added the ambitious Democrat without a hint of irony."

Whatta cold, calculating opportunist...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Excellent work, Sultan...what is that, a kazoo solo jam in the middle there?!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...thanks fer the link to the original music, MoJo...gotta admit I don't have any Joanie Sommers in my CD library.

[Mudboy Slim]

Oh, don't fergit to email a copy of any Kerry songs to the "John Kerry Songbook!!"

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"...what is that, a kazoo solo jam in the middle there?!"

Yeah, ain't it cool?

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...you can never have too much kazoo, can you?!

[MeekOneGOP]

Speakin' of Jean Keri, have ya'll see this ?? ...

Witnesses Say Kerry Participated in 1971
'Assassination Summit'

From the article:

• Self-confessed father of the VVAW murder conspiracy was Scott Camil, known as "Scott the Assassin," who confirms it was all deadly real. Camil says he has been invited to join the Kerry campaign in Florida and will do so.

[Landru]

The fact the quisling media has [freely] choosen to spike this story shows just how much trouble we as a nation really are in, Meek.

...the situation truly sickens me.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Presidential Electoral Count (3/29/04)"

Bush leading 299-239.

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

Joanie Sommers, huh?
No relation, I suppose. {g}

Had a beautiful, picture-perfect weekend here, deliciously sunny, quite warm & the BBQ rocked.
Then it all came to a screeching halt with the passing of a cold front (heading your way, incidentally) fresh outa Canada.

Ahh yes.

...*springtime* in the midwest. ~sigh~

[MeekOneGOP]

...the situation truly sickens me.

Oh, yeah. Don't miss Mud's post on #135, then ! Yay !

Maybe that'll help ya feel better ...

[MeekOneGOP]

I love it !

[Landru]

>...the situation truly sickens me.
"Oh, yeah. Don't miss Mud's post on #135, then ! Yay !"

Well I looked & thanks for posting it Mud & thanks for poiting it out, Meek.

My *problem* is, I *just* had a neighbor gal tell me her father (an 87 yr old Repub) had told her this weekend while she was back in WVA viviting 'em, "Bush doesn't stand a chance."

When I asked her why he'd say that she says, "Well the state of the nation now & all that."

I said, "All what? Did you know we're better off now than the last term of the Bent1, only because people like you & your elderly father are watching CNN, you'd never know it. Right?"

She seemed truly surprised to hear my telling her *something* genuinly positive & optimistic; BUT, I have to tell you in my attempt to get her attention (& the glazed "1,000 mile look" in a ditzes eyes always give 'em away...), it really pissed me off to hear her say what she had.

In fact, I'm *still* royally torqued.

"Maybe that'll help ya feel better..."

I dunno, worked myself into a frightful lather right now.

Don't need to necessarily "feel better" per se, & if I did there's junk like *lithium* for that. :o)

...I'm just fightin' mad.

[MeekOneGOP]

Oh, man. I see.

haha ! Well, I just meant like for a 'news' type 'pick me up'. ;^)

Hang in there. We have Libs here in Texas, but not near as many
as some parts of the country, thank goodness.

Sorry you'er havin' to deal with knuckleheads like that ...