[Mudboy Slim]

"I did "Meet me at Mary's Place" by Sam Cooke (Meet me at Terry's Place) but I can't find it."

I'll be sure to pull it forward to the latest Black thread if I come accross it while surfin' past Black threads.

"I also did a Christmas carol."

Those are seasonal, but we'll definitely revisit it once we're back in the season.

"I started dozens others but don't have the Mudboy ability to complete them."

I've started way more than dozens I've never finished...you'd be amazed at how much easier those are to complete when you go back and revisit them after a nice, long break. Make it happen, my FRiend, I've enjoyed every opne you've completed so far.

FReegards...MUD

[MoJo2001]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

(Click the hyperlink)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

FReegards...MUD