[Charles Henrickson]

John Kerry at Greater Bethlehem Temple Apostolic Faith Church in Jackson, Mississippi.

Take your pic.

I'll also post a few others.

[EggsAckley]

And the Dims have the gall to criticize Bush for "photo-ops."

[LuigiBasco]

How come he didn't pull that in a Catholic Church eh?

[keithtoo]

"Lord, I thank you that I am not as other men". "I am much better"

[Charles Henrickson]

#4:

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[Arpege92]

I know what is good for you people...er ummm....for the African American community. Now, who here want's to be a guest of mine at my country club.

[Fintan]

"Tee-hee...Christians. How quaint".

 

[puroresu]

Top photo: Kerry thinks to himself: "Boy, do I have these Bible thumpers fooled!"

Middle photo: Kerry says, "As the Good Book says, render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's....and never forget that I am Caesar!"

Bottom photo: Kerry says, "The Good Book says not to judge. Therefore, it is against the Word of God for my evil right-wing opponents to question my voting record or anti-war activities.....Oh, by the way, I served in Vietnam."

[squidly]

Clinton strategy w/o Clinton charisma

[JRios1968]

2. And whoever doesn't want me to be president can pull my finger!

3. People, people, I will let you pull BOTH my fingers!

[Aeronaut]

Now someone mentioned that it is illegal to campaign at a church. I want to remind you that it is only illegal for REPUBLICANS to campaign at a church, not democratics. Can I get an AMEN?

[Joe 6-pack]

"That's one of the nicest f#cking paintings I've seen since 'Nam. See that guy walking on the water? It reminds me of being on my swift boat..."

[independentmind]

How long did it take his campaign to find a church with stained glass windows in all the right places?

[Gman]

Reuters 3/7/2004: "John Kerry spontaneously bursts into flame when sprinkled with Holy Water!"

[Fresh Wind]

Looks like he's working on that "second black president" thing again.

[Humidston]

And here I had to go waaaaay out in the parking lot today, to pass out Christian Coalition Voter Surveys in my WHITE CONSERVATIVE CHURCH. Sheesh!

[July 4th]

"Gee John...I can't think of the last time we saw you in church. What kept you away for so long? Could it be.......SATAN!?"

[Arrowhead1952]

I am John F'ing Kerry. You are now under my trance. I want each and every one of you to donate to my campaign.

[RichInOC]

"And now, this week's sermon is from our beloved brother the Reverend Cleophis James."

"And now people. And now people. When I woke up this morning, I heard a disturbing sound. I said, when I woke up this morning I heard a disturbing sound. What I heard was the jingle-jangle of a thousand lost souls. And I'm talking about the soul of modern men and women, departed from this life. Wait a minute, those lost jangle souls roamin' unseen over the earth, seek the divine light, they'll not find. Because it's too late... too late yeah, too late for them to ever see again, the light they once chose not to follow! Alright, alright, don't be lost when the time comes. For the day of the Lord cometh, as a thief in the night. Amen."
"Amen!"

"Do you see the Light?"
"Do you see the Light?"
"Have you seen the Light?"

"Let's get back to that old landmark,
"I said let's get back to that old landmark..."

[LADY J]

Our Lord is patient. Mocking him will have dire results in the end for the RATS.

[Michael.SF.]

Jesus? Yeah, it's ah, he, ah, that's him over there with the slingshot, standing by the big dead guy"