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Caption Kerry at church
Yahoo! News Photos
| March 7, 2004
Posted on 03/07/2004 12:28:17 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Mississippi
KEYWORDS: 1stpanderingchurch; 2ndblackpresident; blackchurch; caption; church; kerry; separtnchurchstate; southernstrategy; taxexemptchurch
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To: Joe 6-pack
ROTFL!!!!!
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posted on
03/07/2004 12:39:46 PM PST
by
puroresu
To: independentmind
"How long did it take his campaign to find a church with stained glass windows in all the right places?"
About as long as it took for Mrs. Ketchup to write a check!
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posted on
03/07/2004 12:39:56 PM PST
by
Arpege92
(This will be a monumental struggle of GOOD -vs- evil, but GOOD will prevail. - - George W. Bush)
To: Joe 6-pack
Perfect!
To: Charles Henrickson
Reuters 3/7/2004: "John Kerry spontaneously bursts into flame when sprinkled with Holy Water!"
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posted on
03/07/2004 12:40:22 PM PST
by
Gman
To: Charles Henrickson
Looks like he's working on that "second black president" thing again.
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posted on
03/07/2004 12:40:25 PM PST
by
Fresh Wind
(Who would a terrorist vote for?)
To: Joe 6-pack
LOL I bow to your excellence in comedy!
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posted on
03/07/2004 12:41:31 PM PST
by
Arpege92
(This will be a monumental struggle of GOOD -vs- evil, but GOOD will prevail. - - George W. Bush)
To: Gman
LIGHTNING ALERT
PREPARE TO TAKE COVER
To: EggsAckley
John 'Effin' Kerry = the SECOND black president.Blacks will be forever second class in the Democrat Party.
They even demean themselves by recognizing whitey as black.
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posted on
03/07/2004 12:43:03 PM PST
by
CROSSHIGHWAYMAN
(I don't believe anything a Democrat says. Bill Clinton set the standard!)
To: Aeronaut
LOL Amen, brother from another mother.
To: Arpege92
"How come he didn't pull that in a Catholic Church eh?" Because many many communion wafers would have been hurled at him.
At any parish I've belonged to, we wouldn't tarnish the wafers by doing that, but I'm sure we could find something to throw at him. Old, thick hymnals, perhaps? :-)
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posted on
03/07/2004 12:44:09 PM PST
by
spookycc
(Never forgive! Never forget!)
To: CROSSHIGHWAYMAN
"Blacks will be forever second class in the Democratic Party."
We can thank the likes of Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson for that.
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posted on
03/07/2004 12:44:29 PM PST
by
Arpege92
(This will be a monumental struggle of GOOD -vs- evil, but GOOD will prevail. - - George W. Bush)
To: Charles Henrickson
And here I had to go waaaaay out in the parking lot today, to pass out Christian Coalition Voter Surveys in my WHITE CONSERVATIVE CHURCH. Sheesh!
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posted on
03/07/2004 12:45:57 PM PST
by
Humidston
(Two Words: TERM LIMITS)
To: Joe 6-pack
"That's one of the nicest f#cking paintings I've seen since 'Nam. See that guy walking on the water? It reminds me of being on my swift boat..." You win.
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posted on
03/07/2004 12:46:12 PM PST
by
Riley
To: wysiwyg
>>...Look at that smarmy sob - in a black church with an image of Jesus in the background....<<
Hey, how come they don't have a BLACK Jesus? Are they racists or something??
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posted on
03/07/2004 12:46:22 PM PST
by
FReepaholic
(Never Forget: www.september-11-videos.com)
To: Charles Henrickson
"Gee John...I can't think of the last time we saw you in church. What kept you away for so long? Could it be.......SATAN!?"
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posted on
03/07/2004 12:46:40 PM PST
by
July 4th
(George W. Bush, Avenger of the Bones)
To: spookycc
How about we throw crackers....nope, can't do that. It might offend Kerry who happens to be black!
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posted on
03/07/2004 12:46:54 PM PST
by
Arpege92
(This will be a monumental struggle of GOOD -vs- evil, but GOOD will prevail. - - George W. Bush)
To: Charles Henrickson
I am John F'ing Kerry. You are now under my trance. I want each and every one of you to donate to my campaign.
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posted on
03/07/2004 12:47:06 PM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(John f'ing Kerry is a self-admitted war criminal.)
To: Charles Henrickson
J F'n K: "Uh, you want me to do what?"
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posted on
03/07/2004 12:49:08 PM PST
by
admiralsn
(www.liberalscum.com)
To: Charles Henrickson
"And now, this week's sermon is from our beloved brother the Reverend Cleophis James."
"And now people. And now people. When I woke up this morning, I heard a disturbing sound. I said, when I woke up this morning I heard a disturbing sound. What I heard was the jingle-jangle of a thousand lost souls. And I'm talking about the soul of modern men and women, departed from this life. Wait a minute, those lost jangle souls roamin' unseen over the earth, seek the divine light, they'll not find. Because it's too late... too late yeah, too late for them to ever see again, the light they once chose not to follow! Alright, alright, don't be lost when the time comes. For the day of the Lord cometh, as a thief in the night. Amen."
"Amen!"
"Do you see the Light?"
"Do you see the Light?"
"Have you seen the Light?"
"Let's get back to that old landmark,
"I said let's get back to that old landmark..."
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posted on
03/07/2004 12:49:34 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(...oh, it's not the Triple Rock Baptist Church? My bad.)
To: Charles Henrickson
Our Lord is patient. Mocking him will have dire results in the end for the RATS.
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posted on
03/07/2004 12:49:51 PM PST
by
LADY J
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