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Top photo: Kerry thinks to himself: "Boy, do I have these Bible thumpers fooled!"

Middle photo: Kerry says, "As the Good Book says, render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's....and never forget that I am Caesar!"

Bottom photo: Kerry says, "The Good Book says not to judge. Therefore, it is against the Word of God for my evil right-wing opponents to question my voting record or anti-war activities.....Oh, by the way, I served in Vietnam."