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Morford: Where Is My Gay Apocalypse?
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| Friday, March 5, 2004
| Mark Morford; the one journalist with the COURAGE to talk about anal beads
Posted on 03/05/2004 7:59:32 AM PST by presidio9
Edited on 04/13/2004 2:45:59 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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I have been staring with great anticipation out the window of my flat here in the heart of San Francisco, sighing heavily, waiting for the riots and the plagues and the screaming monkeys and the blistering rain of inescapable hellfire. I have my camera all ready and everything.
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posted on
03/05/2004 7:59:37 AM PST
by
presidio9
To: presidio9
Ooooooh am I the first post on this thread? Let me pop my popcorn.
2
posted on
03/05/2004 8:00:19 AM PST
by
cyborg
(In die begin het God die hemel en die aarde geskape.)
To: presidio9
Wait for November.
3
posted on
03/05/2004 8:00:26 AM PST
by
Colonel_Flagg
(If I had a hammer, I'd use it on Peter, Paul, and Mary. -- Howard Rosenberg)
To: presidio9
Where is my raging apocalypse? This is what I want to know. Where is the social meltdown? The moral depravity? I was promised an apocalypse, dammit.? It already happened in San Francisco about 4 decades ago. How do you take Sodom and make it any worse...?
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posted on
03/05/2004 8:02:56 AM PST
by
freebilly
To: presidio9
This one is too "by the numbers." Morford must have had a slow day.
5
posted on
03/05/2004 8:04:24 AM PST
by
GSWarrior
To: GSWarrior
bump
To: presidio9
"I was promised an apocalypse, dammit"
Patience my little sissy boy, your promise will be delivered.
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posted on
03/05/2004 8:05:11 AM PST
by
bulldogs
To: presidio9
and be left alone The gay homosexuals have never, ever wanted to 'be left alone'. They want us to celebrate the fact that they are queers with them.
I want a bumper sticker that just says "Tolerate Diversity"
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posted on
03/05/2004 8:06:14 AM PST
by
jtminton
(2Timothy 4:2)
To: presidio9
Ah, the moronic ramblings of Ms. Mofford once again. This time she uses the old, "Straw man" technique constructing an argument that's never been made and heroically tearing it down! Then, to bolster her claim that Christians are all a bunch of hypocrites, she delves into the Old Testament and pulls out some nasty sounding passages. If only Ms. Mofford had gone a little further in her Bible she would have gotten to the Gospels which most Christians use for guidance, but I guess the allure of gay porn on the internet or some other psycho-sexual distraction must have lured her away.
Mark Mofford is an AIDS Monkey.
Owl_Eagle
Guns Before Butter.
9
posted on
03/05/2004 8:06:33 AM PST
by
End Times Sentinel
(I'm going to warn my kids about the dangers of excessive drinking through example.)
To: presidio9
Here's your apocalypse, bub, which would be continuing upward but for the profit motive for those drug companies that your ilk so roundly criticize:
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posted on
03/05/2004 8:06:37 AM PST
by
mvpel
(Michael Pelletier)
To: presidio9
What am I supposed to do with all these tubs of margarine and confetti and kazoos? Try sticking them up your _ _ _, Mark - there's bound to be plenty of room.
To: Slings and Arrows
ping
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posted on
03/05/2004 8:06:51 AM PST
by
presidio9
(FREE MARTHA)
To: presidio9
Society is a like a building. you can take bricks out here and there and the building will still stand. Take out too many and it will fall.
Gay marriage is just the latest example. The left has been pulling society apart piece by piece for years. Eventually if they are allowed to continue it will crumble.
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posted on
03/05/2004 8:07:33 AM PST
by
Cubs Fan
(Liberals have the inverse midas touch, everything they get a hold of turns to S&*%)
To: presidio9
What am I supposed to do with all these tubs of margarine and confetti and kazoos? I'd tell him what to do with it, but the perv'd probably enjoy it too much.
14
posted on
03/05/2004 8:08:06 AM PST
by
Jonah Hex
(Another day, another DU troll.)
To: little jeremiah
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posted on
03/05/2004 8:08:34 AM PST
by
EdReform
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To: scripter; ArGee; lentulusgracchus; Bryan; MeekOneGOP
Ping
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posted on
03/05/2004 8:09:32 AM PST
by
EdReform
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To: bulldogs
a big here, here to that.
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posted on
03/05/2004 8:10:11 AM PST
by
dg62
To: jtminton
I want a bumper sticker that just says "Tolerate Diversity"
I want one that says "GOD DISCRIMINATES"
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posted on
03/05/2004 8:11:07 AM PST
by
expatguy
(Subliminal Advertising Executive)
To: presidio9
Hey Morford! You can't find the
Gay Apocalypse?Bend over and drop you drawers THEY'LL FIND YOU!
To: presidio9
My prayer is that this ass actually is reading the Bible and not having someone quote scripture to him. He might actually learn the truth if he seeks it, and he will be set free.
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posted on
03/05/2004 8:12:42 AM PST
by
richardtavor
(Pray for the peace of Jerusalem in the name of the G-d of Jacob)
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