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Morford: Where Is My Gay Apocalypse?
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, March 5, 2004 | Mark Morford; the one journalist with the COURAGE to talk about anal beads

Posted on 03/05/2004 7:59:32 AM PST by presidio9

Edited on 04/13/2004 2:45:59 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

I have been staring with great anticipation out the window of my flat here in the heart of San Francisco, sighing heavily, waiting for the riots and the plagues and the screaming monkeys and the blistering rain of inescapable hellfire. I have my camera all ready and everything.


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1 posted on 03/05/2004 7:59:37 AM PST by presidio9
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To: presidio9
Ooooooh am I the first post on this thread? Let me pop my popcorn.
2 posted on 03/05/2004 8:00:19 AM PST by cyborg (In die begin het God die hemel en die aarde geskape.)
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To: presidio9
Wait for November.
3 posted on 03/05/2004 8:00:26 AM PST by Colonel_Flagg (If I had a hammer, I'd use it on Peter, Paul, and Mary. -- Howard Rosenberg)
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To: presidio9
Where is my raging apocalypse? This is what I want to know. Where is the social meltdown? The moral depravity? I was promised an apocalypse, dammit.

? It already happened in San Francisco about 4 decades ago. How do you take Sodom and make it any worse...?

4 posted on 03/05/2004 8:02:56 AM PST by freebilly
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To: presidio9
This one is too "by the numbers." Morford must have had a slow day.
5 posted on 03/05/2004 8:04:24 AM PST by GSWarrior
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To: GSWarrior
bump
6 posted on 03/05/2004 8:04:52 AM PST by holdmuhbeer
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To: presidio9
"I was promised an apocalypse, dammit"

Patience my little sissy boy, your promise will be delivered.
7 posted on 03/05/2004 8:05:11 AM PST by bulldogs
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To: presidio9
and be left alone

The gay homosexuals have never, ever wanted to 'be left alone'. They want us to celebrate the fact that they are queers with them.

I want a bumper sticker that just says "Tolerate Diversity"

8 posted on 03/05/2004 8:06:14 AM PST by jtminton (2Timothy 4:2)
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To: presidio9
Ah, the moronic ramblings of Ms. Mofford once again.  This time she uses the old, "Straw man" technique constructing an argument that's never been made and heroically tearing it down!  Then, to bolster her claim that Christians are all a bunch of hypocrites, she delves into the Old Testament and pulls out some nasty sounding passages.  If only Ms. Mofford had gone a little further in her Bible she would have gotten to the Gospels which most Christians use for guidance, but I guess the allure of gay porn on the internet or some other psycho-sexual distraction must have lured her away.
 
Mark Mofford is an AIDS Monkey.

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

9 posted on 03/05/2004 8:06:33 AM PST by End Times Sentinel (I'm going to warn my kids about the dangers of excessive drinking through example.)
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To: presidio9
Here's your apocalypse, bub, which would be continuing upward but for the profit motive for those drug companies that your ilk so roundly criticize:


10 posted on 03/05/2004 8:06:37 AM PST by mvpel (Michael Pelletier)
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What am I supposed to do with all these tubs of margarine and confetti and kazoos?

Try sticking them up your _ _ _, Mark - there's bound to be plenty of room.

11 posted on 03/05/2004 8:06:46 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: Slings and Arrows
ping
12 posted on 03/05/2004 8:06:51 AM PST by presidio9 (FREE MARTHA)
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To: presidio9
Society is a like a building. you can take bricks out here and there and the building will still stand. Take out too many and it will fall.

Gay marriage is just the latest example. The left has been pulling society apart piece by piece for years. Eventually if they are allowed to continue it will crumble.
13 posted on 03/05/2004 8:07:33 AM PST by Cubs Fan (Liberals have the inverse midas touch, everything they get a hold of turns to S&*%)
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To: presidio9
What am I supposed to do with all these tubs of margarine and confetti and kazoos?

I'd tell him what to do with it, but the perv'd probably enjoy it too much.

14 posted on 03/05/2004 8:08:06 AM PST by Jonah Hex (Another day, another DU troll.)
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To: little jeremiah
Ping


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15 posted on 03/05/2004 8:08:34 AM PST by EdReform (Support Free Republic - All donations are greatly appreciated. Thank you for your support!)
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Ping
16 posted on 03/05/2004 8:09:32 AM PST by EdReform (Support Free Republic - All donations are greatly appreciated. Thank you for your support!)
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To: bulldogs
a big here, here to that.
17 posted on 03/05/2004 8:10:11 AM PST by dg62
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To: jtminton
I want a bumper sticker that just says "Tolerate Diversity"

I want one that says "GOD DISCRIMINATES"

18 posted on 03/05/2004 8:11:07 AM PST by expatguy (Subliminal Advertising Executive)
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To: presidio9
Hey Morford! You can't find the Gay Apocalypse?

Bend over and drop you drawers THEY'LL FIND YOU!

19 posted on 03/05/2004 8:12:29 AM PST by chachacha
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To: presidio9
My prayer is that this ass actually is reading the Bible and not having someone quote scripture to him. He might actually learn the truth if he seeks it, and he will be set free.
20 posted on 03/05/2004 8:12:42 AM PST by richardtavor (Pray for the peace of Jerusalem in the name of the G-d of Jacob)
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