Morford: Where Is My Gay Apocalypse?

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, March 5, 2004 | Mark Morford; the one journalist with the COURAGE to talk about anal beads

[presidio9]

I have been staring with great anticipation out the window of my flat here in the heart of San Francisco, sighing heavily, waiting for the riots and the plagues and the screaming monkeys and the blistering rain of inescapable hellfire. I have my camera all ready and everything.

[cyborg]

Ooooooh am I the first post on this thread? Let me pop my popcorn.

[Colonel_Flagg]

Wait for November.

[freebilly]

Where is my raging apocalypse? This is what I want to know. Where is the social meltdown? The moral depravity? I was promised an apocalypse, dammit.

? It already happened in San Francisco about 4 decades ago. How do you take Sodom and make it any worse...?

[GSWarrior]

This one is too "by the numbers." Morford must have had a slow day.

[holdmuhbeer]

bump

[bulldogs]

"I was promised an apocalypse, dammit"

Patience my little sissy boy, your promise will be delivered.

[jtminton]

and be left alone

The gay homosexuals have never, ever wanted to 'be left alone'. They want us to celebrate the fact that they are queers with them.

I want a bumper sticker that just says "Tolerate Diversity"

[End Times Sentinel]

Ah, the moronic ramblings of Ms. Mofford once again.  This time she uses the old, "Straw man" technique constructing an argument that's never been made and heroically tearing it down!  Then, to bolster her claim that Christians are all a bunch of hypocrites, she delves into the Old Testament and pulls out some nasty sounding passages.  If only Ms. Mofford had gone a little further in her Bible she would have gotten to the Gospels which most Christians use for guidance, but I guess the allure of gay porn on the internet or some other psycho-sexual distraction must have lured her away.

 

Mark Mofford is an AIDS Monkey.

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

[mvpel]

Here's your apocalypse, bub, which would be continuing upward but for the profit motive for those drug companies that your ilk so roundly criticize:

[mountaineer]

What am I supposed to do with all these tubs of margarine and confetti and kazoos?

Try sticking them up your _ _ _, Mark - there's bound to be plenty of room.

[presidio9]

ping

[Cubs Fan]

Society is a like a building. you can take bricks out here and there and the building will still stand. Take out too many and it will fall.

Gay marriage is just the latest example. The left has been pulling society apart piece by piece for years. Eventually if they are allowed to continue it will crumble.

[Jonah Hex]

What am I supposed to do with all these tubs of margarine and confetti and kazoos?

I'd tell him what to do with it, but the perv'd probably enjoy it too much.

[EdReform]

Ping

What We Can Do To Help Defeat the "Gay" Agenda

Homosexual Agenda: Categorical Index of Links (Version 1.1)

The Stamp of Normality

[EdReform]

Ping

[dg62]

a big here, here to that.

[expatguy]

I want a bumper sticker that just says "Tolerate Diversity"

I want one that says "GOD DISCRIMINATES"

[chachacha]

Hey Morford! You can't find the Gay Apocalypse?

Bend over and drop you drawers THEY'LL FIND YOU!

[richardtavor]

My prayer is that this ass actually is reading the Bible and not having someone quote scripture to him. He might actually learn the truth if he seeks it, and he will be set free.