All Democrats are "BRILLIANT"!!!

My Key Board ^ | 2/28/2004 | Robert Eimiller

[Bob Eimiller]

Democrats are always considered "intellectuals" the media brands them all that way...hell JFK could read a whole novel in 2 hours.. Jimmy Carter was a "Brilliant" Nuclear engineer... He was just surprised when the Soviet Union invaded Afganistan... but he was really BRILLIANT" because, he said "Now I understand..." and that was "Brilliant". Bill Clinton a "BRILLIANT" Rhodes scholar... he never graduated from Oxford ...but....Bubba was so smart he could "COMPARTMENTALIZE" eveything, even his own troubles and still be a "Brilliant" decison maker.. a little aside, the only Rhodes Scholarships awarded tend go to the "Brilliant" far left of the political spectrum because they're obviously the only ones "brilliant" enough to "qualify".

and...HILLARY!!! Now boy is She ever "BRILLIANT"!!! She was on the very top of the list of the 100 smartest lawyers in the WHOLE damn country! Why that bastion for legal excellence..the Rose Law Firm in that Cosmopolitan metropolis in Little Rock would have just been another jerk water firm if it wasn't for her incredible "Brilliance"!

I guess ALL Democrats are "BRILLIANT" ..the only ones that the media aren't raving about being in the "brilliant category are the "crazy" ones like the "would be "BRILLIANT" DOCTOR Howard Dean... but he couldn't win so lets call him crazy instead of "brilliant"...although he IS really "Brilliant too!!

Aren't they all... DemocRATS that is... ask the NY Times or the Boston Globe or the Washington Post..or CBSNBCABCCNNMSNBC...

Remember how dumb Ronald Reagan was.. and Eisenhauer, "what a dummy" all he could do was play golf...and Gerald Ford..why he couldn't walk up and down stairs...he was hit in the head too many times playing football at Michigan...and Dan Quale...what a dummy..He couldn't even spell Potato (or is it Potatoe? hmmm well I'm only a Republican..give me a break) NOW we have that really DUMB Fighter pilot who can't talk properly... They wonder if he even can spell "W" He always lacked "GRAVITAS" didn't he?

The whole thing is CRAZY!!! oops scratch that..that's Howard Dean. Hmmm I wonder if Al Gore really got lost at Camp David? NAH ..the NY Times didn't tell us he did ..so he didn't "...he must be "BRILLIANT" too.. hell, he is supposed to be president... the NY Times says so...all the time, after all he IS a Brilliant Democrat.

Just wait until that "BRILLIANT" yet compassionate "war hero" John F. Kerry showcases his obvious "brilliance" in the presidential campaign. His anti-war protests were "BRILLIANT" and when he debates that dull dumb "W" the whole country will recognize his wonderful "Brilliance". His "Brilliance" will protect us from terrorism, just watch! Forget the notion that "W" has been defeating terrorism on every front. Prove it!!! Prove that the terrorists aren't just taking a rest.... and that's why we haven't had an attack in this country since the two in NY City and the Pentagon 8 months after the "Brilliant" Bill Clinton waged his aggressive war against terrorism... The WTC buildings didn't fall down in 1993 did they... and the USS Cole didn't sink! Did it? What a "Brilliant" administration!

We need to bring "Brilliance" back to the White House and remember John F. Kerry is a Democrat and obviously VERY "Brilliant"!!

Do you understand what I mean??? You do ..don't you?

[InvisibleChurch]

well, 'brilliant' is a french word...

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Thanks for the ping, lost it in the traffic or I would have read this sooner.

Demonic Rats are what they are! Brillant shysters also! Look at John Kerry, he manages to get on both sides of many issues!

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

ROFLMAO !!!!

A Gold star from DU!

[SierraWasp]

"A Gold star from DU!"

Five points, or six? I gotta star for 'em, right here! They kin stick it where the sun don't shine! That's because there's no BRILLIANCE there!!!

[SierraWasp]

Could we send them a box of BRILLO pads to polish up their BRILLIANCE???

[Bob Eimiller]

it is? hmm no wonder the elite media is so enamored with the word.

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

LOL!

[Brad’s Gramma]

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


ICK!

POOH!

BLECH!

[SierraWasp]

What? Does toxicity bother you?(grin)

[Brad’s Gramma]

Well, not NORMALLY....heck, me and toxins are like "this"!

But in a DU'er's you know what, with a Brillo pad...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

ROFL!!!

And I just came from here:

What a Dork! - Picture of Kerry "dashing" past his Secret Service detail (Caption this!)

I laughed till I hurt ... can't take any more humor!

Night all!

Got to get up early for a leap Year Birthday breakfast for a cute Grandaughter.
She made me promise I would show up.

[LibertarianInExile]

I might have accepted Karl Rove or some other Pubbie strategist, but Rush Limbaugh, brilliant? Only in his own perception of himself.

He would have to have a third arm to pat himself on the back more.

[Gigantor]

"Well, credit where credit is due - Jimmuh Cahtuh said "nookyoolur" before "nookyoolur" was cool..."

I could swear I remember Carter saying "nook-yer"

[Texasforever]

I could swear I remember Carter saying "nook-yer"

Only when he had lust in his heart.

[onyx]

I could swear I remember Carter saying "nook-yer"

Only when he had lust in his heart.

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That did it. I spit a whole mouthful of ice water on myself. LOL-LOL-LOL

[Taxman]

ROFOL!

[Condor51]

"...hell JFK could read a whole novel in 2 hours.."

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Well yeah, duh. If one is 'on speed' you can read the Bible in four hours.
Bwaaaahaha!!

[DooDahhhh]

On a recent Celebrity Cruise, Dick Morris was lecturer. He talked about how "Brilliant" Bill Clinton is. And how narrcistic he is. That he can size up what people want from him in any room of people. Hey, so can scam artist!

[Condor51]

And Clinton was so BRILLIANT the pric creep had to cheat at golf!

"What the F*** - Into The Woods Again.
I'm Taking Another Mulligan!"
Ok sir, but that's #20.
"Screw You, I'm the President!"

[Bob Eimiller]

Takes a really "BRILLIANT" degenerate to redefine what the word IS means..