All Democrats are "BRILLIANT"!!!

My Key Board ^ | 2/28/2004 | Robert Eimiller

[Bob Eimiller]

Democrats are always considered "intellectuals" the media brands them all that way...hell JFK could read a whole novel in 2 hours.. Jimmy Carter was a "Brilliant" Nuclear engineer... He was just surprised when the Soviet Union invaded Afganistan... but he was really BRILLIANT" because, he said "Now I understand..." and that was "Brilliant". Bill Clinton a "BRILLIANT" Rhodes scholar... he never graduated from Oxford ...but....Bubba was so smart he could "COMPARTMENTALIZE" eveything, even his own troubles and still be a "Brilliant" decison maker.. a little aside, the only Rhodes Scholarships awarded tend go to the "Brilliant" far left of the political spectrum because they're obviously the only ones "brilliant" enough to "qualify".

and...HILLARY!!! Now boy is She ever "BRILLIANT"!!! She was on the very top of the list of the 100 smartest lawyers in the WHOLE damn country! Why that bastion for legal excellence..the Rose Law Firm in that Cosmopolitan metropolis in Little Rock would have just been another jerk water firm if it wasn't for her incredible "Brilliance"!

I guess ALL Democrats are "BRILLIANT" ..the only ones that the media aren't raving about being in the "brilliant category are the "crazy" ones like the "would be "BRILLIANT" DOCTOR Howard Dean... but he couldn't win so lets call him crazy instead of "brilliant"...although he IS really "Brilliant too!!

Aren't they all... DemocRATS that is... ask the NY Times or the Boston Globe or the Washington Post..or CBSNBCABCCNNMSNBC...

Remember how dumb Ronald Reagan was.. and Eisenhauer, "what a dummy" all he could do was play golf...and Gerald Ford..why he couldn't walk up and down stairs...he was hit in the head too many times playing football at Michigan...and Dan Quale...what a dummy..He couldn't even spell Potato (or is it Potatoe? hmmm well I'm only a Republican..give me a break) NOW we have that really DUMB Fighter pilot who can't talk properly... They wonder if he even can spell "W" He always lacked "GRAVITAS" didn't he?

The whole thing is CRAZY!!! oops scratch that..that's Howard Dean. Hmmm I wonder if Al Gore really got lost at Camp David? NAH ..the NY Times didn't tell us he did ..so he didn't "...he must be "BRILLIANT" too.. hell, he is supposed to be president... the NY Times says so...all the time, after all he IS a Brilliant Democrat.

Just wait until that "BRILLIANT" yet compassionate "war hero" John F. Kerry showcases his obvious "brilliance" in the presidential campaign. His anti-war protests were "BRILLIANT" and when he debates that dull dumb "W" the whole country will recognize his wonderful "Brilliance". His "Brilliance" will protect us from terrorism, just watch! Forget the notion that "W" has been defeating terrorism on every front. Prove it!!! Prove that the terrorists aren't just taking a rest.... and that's why we haven't had an attack in this country since the two in NY City and the Pentagon 8 months after the "Brilliant" Bill Clinton waged his aggressive war against terrorism... The WTC buildings didn't fall down in 1993 did they... and the USS Cole didn't sink! Did it? What a "Brilliant" administration!

We need to bring "Brilliance" back to the White House and remember John F. Kerry is a Democrat and obviously VERY "Brilliant"!!

Do you understand what I mean??? You do ..don't you?

[JoJo Gunn]

Read my tagline.

[hosepipe]

Bob... that was BRILLIENT!..

No kidding, been thinking the same thing myself but without the brillience to say it brillienlly...
Thanks...

[Pharmboy]

On the money. Allow me to add that any Republican who could not reasonable be called dumber than a box a rocks became EVIL INCARNATE!!! Think Nixon, Cheney, Ashcroft, etc., etc...

[Taxman]

ROFOL!

The word I got is that he did the puzzle the next day, using the solution provided in the paper. I.e., he did Monday's puzzle on Tuesday, using the Tuesday solution page!

That BRILLIANT sumbitch cheated at virtually everything he did!

And, he BRILLIANTLY didn't get caught, much.

And, when he did, he fashioned a BRILLIANT escape.

ROFOL!

[reg45]

and all democraps are brilliant.

So were Lex Luthor and Hannibal Lector.

[LuigiBasco]

Isn't it supposed to be *BRILLIANT*

Luigi

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

True brilliance is being able to take a complex issue and explain it so everyone can understand.

There is only one person on the national scene today that is truly "brilliant"

Rush Limbaugh.

[Redcoat LI]

That reply was brilliant!!

Your use of capitol letters BRILLIANT!!!!!

That boldface type on"Thanks" was Brilliant!!!!!!!!

You must have a little Liberal in ya.

[Defender2]

demoCommiecRATS, have the IQ of madmen, extremely high.

[Billthedrill]

Well, credit where credit is due - Jimmuh Cahtuh said "nookyoolur" before "nookyoolur" was cool...

[NotQuiteCricket]

I'm getting the feeling that maybe you are just a little bit bitter about the media? Just a little, maybe?

[woofie]

And he was a nukelar engineer too ...and a brilliant peanut (farmer)

[The American Man]

Democrats + Media = D-e-m-o-c-r-a-t-s "B-r-i-l-l-i-a-n-t" Republicans + Media = R-e-p-u-b-l-i-c-a-n-s "D-u-m-m-i-e-s"
... "j-u-s-t... s-i-m-p-l-e... m-a-t-h" (Homer Simson)

[unixfox]

Hey, would you look at this, we made "Nuttiest Freeper of the Day Post" over at DU !!


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x1175239


I swear these people are smoking crack over there.

[Carolina]

BRILLIANT!!!!

[laredo44]

Don't forget that Brilliant Bill Clinton could do the NY Times Crossword puzzle in one sitting.

Well now, aren't you the short changer. Bill could complete the puzzle, in ink, while "ministering" to Monica and talking to a congresscritter on the phone AND programming launch coordinates into cruise missles.

[The American Man]

From your link (LOL): “It is becoming increasingly clear America is *becoming * a 'jock' nation where the *brute* is highly regarded and the *'thinker'* is not.”

It is also abundantly clear that the Rats want to turn America into a “wimp” Nation!

Their agenda seems to be working pretty good.

%^^%$ me off!

But, off course: I’m a “brute” and a “dummy!”

[Bob Eimiller]

lol not bitter... just very aware! lol

[hosepipe]

[ You must have a little Liberal in ya. ]

Nah! pretty dang dimb dumb really..

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

hell JFK could read a whole novel in 2 hours..

So can I. Does that mean that I should be president?