Posted on 02/23/2004 7:41:20 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]
Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
FReegards...MUD
Great job, kev!! If I could make a suggestion, both Diva and MoJo have demonstrated a talent for linking to the original music for these songs, which would give visitors the ability to play the music while they are reading along. I don't know if they have the time or inclination, but it may be something they could help us out with...that is, providing a hyper-link to the original song under "Original Title"!!
FReegards, all...MUD
We are winning ~ the bad guys are losing ~ trolls, terrorists, democrats and the mainstream media are sad ~ very sad!
Yep...if the RATS ain't figgered it out yet, they will soon enuff...Hanoi Jean Kerry's a majorly-flawed candidate and I foresee a major case of Buyer's Remorse setting in with the DemonRAT electorate!!
FReegards...MUD
DFU suggested the same thing. I'll try to get around to it when I have the time -- basically the problem is that MIDI hosting sites are not fond of direct linking, so I'd have to download them and serve them from my own doamin, which may then cause copyright or other licensing problems.
What would be better (and as long as I'm dreaming, how 'bout a pony?) would be to get a group of FReepers to make some recordings of the parodies and serve them up as MP3 files from the "songbook" site -- maybe even burn some normal-format audio CDs and distribute them to activist groups and conservative-leaning radio talk-show hosts.
"What would be better (and as long as I'm dreaming, how 'bout a pony?) would be to get a group of FReepers to make some recordings of the parodies and serve them up as MP3 files from the "songbook" site -- maybe even burn some normal-format audio CDs and distribute them to activist groups and conservative-leaning radio talk-show hosts."
I share yer dream, my FRiend, and will see if I can do anything to make it a reality--believe me, I've tried...LOL!!--let me know if you find any good conservative musicians out there, they're few and far between!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW- For your post: BEFORE LOVE CAME TO TOWN
"...Its the European argument today: just as the 20th century belonged to America, so the 21st will belong to Europe, a Europe that cannot and, indeed, disdains to compete with the Yanks in aggression (military capability) or materialism (capitalism red in tooth and claw), and so has devised a better way. Weve all had a grand old time these last few weeks watching M Chirac demonstrate his mastery of the arts of peace and his lofty moral character, but it would perhaps be fairer to choose a more representative Euro-grandee to articulate the EUtopian vision. Step forward Finnish Prime Minister Paavo Lipponen, who said in London last year that the EU must not develop into a military superpower but must become a great power that will not take up arms at any occasion in order to defend its own interests. No doubt it sounds better in Finnish.
ROFLMAO...FReedom is what makes America great, and the EuroWeenies and their mini-socialism refuse to grant that freedom to their citizenry to the same extent that our Constitution does.
"Nonetheless, like the Canadians a century ago, the Europeans are claiming that the old rules no longer apply, that theyve been supplanted by new measures of power, not least the greatness of institutions (EU, UN, ICC, etc). And, like the Canadians, the Europeans are doomed to disappointment. ... But thats by the by. What the world or, at any rate, old Europe wants to know is: what will it take to nobble the Yanks? Or, to be more accurate, what will it take for the Yanks to nobble themselves? The corollary to the Euro-Canadian redefinition of great power is that a lone cowboy who sticks to tired concepts like gunsnammo is bound to come a cropper. As Matthew Parris put it last week, we should ask whether America does have the armies, the weaponry, the funds, the economic clout and the democratic staying power to carry all before her in the century ahead. How many wars on how many fronts could she sustain at once? How much fighting can she fund? How much does she need to export? Is she really unchallenged by any other economic bloc?
The only thing that can really destroy America is the Lib'rals and the RINOs continuing to undermine our Constitutional Republic with an ever-expanding--despite Constitutional prohibitions--Federal Leviathan!! The more we become like the EuroWeenies, the more likely our society will fail of its own weight!!
My colleague is falling prey to theories of imperial overstretch. But, if youre not imperial, its quite difficult to get overstretched. By comparison with 19th century empires, the Americans travel light. More to the point, their most obvious overstretch is in their historically unprecedented generosity to putative rivals: unlike traditional imperialists, they garrison not remote ramshackle colonies but their wealthiest allies. The US picks up the defence tab for Europe, Japan, South Korea and Saudi Arabia, among others. As Americans have learned in the last 18 months, absolving wealthy nations of the need to maintain their own armies does not pay off in the long run. This overstretch is over. If Bush wins a second term, the boys will be coming home from South Korea and Germany, and maybe Japan, too. So the EU will begin the second decade of the century with an excellent opportunity to test Mr Lipponens theory: it can either will the means to maintain a credible defence, or it can try to live as the first superpower with no means of defence. In other words, the first victim of American overstretch will not be America but Europe."
BINGO...MUD
BTW..."I doubt the Continentals of a decade hence will be in any mood to increase defence spending. For all M de Villepins dreams of Napoleonic glory, his generation of French politicians will spend the rest of their lives managing decline. By 2050, there will be 100 million more Americans, 100 million fewer Europeans. The US fertility rate is 2.1 children per couple, in Europe its 1.4. Demography is not necessarily destiny, and certainly not inevitable disaster. But it will be for Europe, because the 20th century Continental welfare state was built on a careless model that requires a constantly growing population to sustain it."
Of course, America has its own problems with a carelessly-over-promising welfare state, but we'll eventually gin up the political will to deal with it!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...if we could ever get a few of these recorded, I'd LOVE to be a "OneHitWonder"...LOL!!
"Give me a ticket for an aero-plane..."
I'm ashamed to say your optimism surpasses mine. My confidence in the American electorate continues to wane. I had a talk this evening with a couple of yellow dog Dims in an effort to enlighten. They absolutely do not want to hear hard evidence against the dark side nor the gospel according to FGS concerning the good guys. They are unashamedly nanny-staters. How does one combat hard core naivete? Frustrating my man.
FGS
BTW...trips on seven!!
"My confidence in the American electorate continues to wane."
Don't get me wrong, after electing Slick Willie twice and almost screwing up '00, too, I'm as cynical as the next dude. I just think that as long as we have the right and the willingness to protest the Status Quo, the Good Guys shall eventually triumph!!
"I had a talk this evening with a couple of yellow dog Dims in an effort to enlighten. They absolutely do not want to hear hard evidence against the dark side nor the gospel according to FGS concerning the good guys. They are unashamedly nanny-staters. How does one combat hard core naivete? Frustrating my man."
I know how to get at folks like that, my FRiend. Concentrate on devolving power from the Federal Leviathan, and back to the States, Localities, and Individuals. Tell 'em our Medicare is all ran by the States anyway, tell 'em we oughtta cut out the Middleman...cut out the Feds. Let's let States decide how to best spend their Medicare Block Grant. I'm serious, even a bunch of Lib'rals I know agree that government is best which is nearest the governed...who needs a Federal Nanny when we can have 50 State Nannies instead?! Thing is, some of those States are gonna be run better than others, and good folks will flee from the poorly-producing ones while converging upon the well-run ones.
LET THE DEBATE BEGIN!!
FReegards...MUD
I am aghast!!!!!! You don't recall "The Letter" by The Box Tops????!!! It's played on the oldies station a hunnert times a day. It was only the best selling record of the year that year.
Young 'uns, Oy Vey!!
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