Kaption Kerry Time - Kerry gives sermon in church.

[Happy2BMe]

U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Senator John Kerry (D-MA) (R) speaks to the congregation at the Deliverance Evangelistic Church in Richmond, Virginia February 8, 2004. Earlier in the day Virginia Governor Mark Warner endorsed the presidential candidacy of Senator Kerry. REUTERS/Brian Snyder U.S. ELECTION

[Happy2BMe]

I HAVE A DREAM - A NIGHTMARE . .

[Sloth]

"Maybe Mr. Bush knows that Job is in the Old Testament, but he can't find you a job there. That's funny because Job is a book in the Bible, and it's spelled like 'job' even though it sounds different. And people, like, need jobs and stuff." -- another catchy slogan from John Kerry

[pax_et_bonum]

I never had an affair with more than one intern at a time.

[chance33_98]

"I did not have sex with that woman....or my wife"

[txzman]

Hey, he's got the 'Clinton Finger' down pat!

[WorkingClassFilth]

CAPTION...

KERRY: I am a negro. I have served in steaming rice paddies and know what it is like to suffer the lash.

CHOIR: Amen.

KERRY: I am a negro. I hoe'd tobacco with Al Gore on the Caney Fork River and plowed with his mule.

CHOIR: Amen.

KERRY: I am a negro. I'm married to an outrageous b*tch with a big mouth and I cheat on her whenever I can.

CHOIR: Say what?

[Luke21]

How come the Dems get to preach politics in churches all the time? Ever wonder? If our side did it the press would be berserk talking about Falwells and Robertsons and such.

[Happy2BMe]

"KERRY: I am a negro. I'm married to an outrageous b*tch with a big mouth and I cheat on her whenever I can."

Bill Clinton - Ted Kennedy (in unison)

AMEN - BRO! - AMEN!

(Busting a gut . .)

[autoresponder]

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go hap go!

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[MJY1288]

John Kerry: "Let me tell all of you gathered here to worship the Lord, President Bush invokes the name of God often in his prepared speeches, he attends Church Services every weekend, and claims he knows God!, But I have some news for George W. Bush, I know something about God, I served in Vietnam and on three occasions, saw my life flash before my eyes when I received three Purple Hearts, the first was for a Hang Nail, Second was for a Stubbed Toe, and the third was for 10 stitches from a shrapnel wound and the Silver Star for killing a mortally wounded retreating Viet Cong Soldier.

John Kerry is such a phony that even Ray Charles can see through his hypocrisy

[Kryptonite]

How about an image of that catholic Kerry delivering a homily to homosexual, predatory priests?

[Happy2BMe]

Ping on #11.

John F***ing Kerry the war hero turned preacher man . .

[MJY1288]

You know that is not an actual quote from Kerry? :-) just my take on Kerry :-)

[Happy2BMe]

You realize Kerry trolls these threads with a full staff of libel attorneys looking over his shoulder don't you.

Well, DON'T YOU!!!

:~)

[Happy2BMe]

Democratic presidential candidate North Carolina Sen. John Edwards (D-NC) speaks to parishioners at the Trinity Baptist Church in Richmond, Virginia February 8, 2004.

[MJY1288]

LOL, Kerry's attorneys are way too busy defending him from all the lies he has told about GWB to be bothered by my slam on their client :-)

[Political Junkie Too]

"I believe... that Africa is... a great place to... hide my womens..."

-PJ

[Happy2BMe]

"How come the Dems get to preach politics in churches all the time? Ever wonder? If our side did it the press would be berserk talking about Falwells and Robertsons and such."

U.S. Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Senator John Kerry (D-MA) speaks at a prayer breakfast at the Ebenezer Baptist Church in Detroit, Michigan February 6, 2004.

[Happy2BMe]

"Kerry's attorneys are way too busy defending him from all . ."

I KNEW IT! - I just KNEW IT!!

You're going to get us ALL put in jail - every last ONE of us!!