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Caption John Effin' Kerry Rocking Out on the Guitar!
Yahoo ^ | 2.19.2004

Posted on 02/20/2004 4:24:48 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick



TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 2004; caption; captionthis; johneffinkerry; johnkerry; peaceniks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"I'm a botox ketchup boy- Hoo Hoo"

(Sung to the tune of Glen Campbell's "Rhinestone Cowboy but I don't have time to do the rest of the lyrics so y'all are welcome to assist.)

(This thread is a scream! LMAO!)
201 posted on 02/20/2004 10:25:04 PM PST by mafree
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To: NYC GOP Chick
I once watched a VERY talented young man do some bizarre things with a guitar. I can't begin to describe it, but it did involve a lot of slapping, LOL. And the way he did it was MOST impressive. I don't think, however, that Johnny's slapping is gonna live up. JMHO.

MM
202 posted on 02/20/2004 10:29:23 PM PST by MississippiMan
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Jackie sits back, collects his thoughts for a mo-ment, scratches his head and does his...best James Dean.

....

Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhlife goes-on, long after the trail of livin' is gone. :)

203 posted on 02/20/2004 10:41:39 PM PST by Dan from Michigan ("You know it don't come easy, the road of the gypsy" - Iron Eagle)
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To: small voice in the wilderness
love ya...country joe couldn't even stomach that crowd.
204 posted on 02/21/2004 1:35:36 AM PST by des
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To: proud American in Canada
bon jour!
205 posted on 02/21/2004 2:04:12 AM PST by des
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To: John Lenin
you are a riot. Kenya, hehehe
206 posted on 02/21/2004 2:05:44 AM PST by des
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To: autoresponder; PhilDragoo; onyx; Happy2BMe

All we are saaaaaaaaaying ....
is give Saddam a chance ...


207 posted on 02/21/2004 6:01:13 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)
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To: Dan from Michigan
You are an *eeeevil* Mack Daddy, and I *will* get you back for that!
208 posted on 02/21/2004 6:01:39 AM PST by NYC GOP Chick
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To: yall
I know, I know ... bad! bad! bad!

209 posted on 02/21/2004 6:01:49 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)
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To: MeekOneGOP

210 posted on 02/21/2004 6:05:13 AM PST by ChadGore (Viva Bush. He's EARNED a second term.)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

"Big Mama, she ridin' her Lexus,
Been sendin' sweet money checks to us,
She say, 'No nookie boy if you don't beat George in Texas'..."

211 posted on 02/21/2004 7:10:39 AM PST by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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To: ChadGore; PhilDragoo; autoresponder; nicmarlo; onyx
LOL !!

212 posted on 02/21/2004 7:25:49 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)
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humor bump
213 posted on 02/21/2004 7:45:18 AM PST by proud American in Canada (Take back the First Amendment! Call today! U.S. Capitol Switchboard (202) 224-3121)
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To: John Lenin
All My Ex's Live In Kenya

ROFL

214 posted on 02/21/2004 8:27:20 AM PST by thesummerwind (Like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: Revolting cat!
# 211 continued:

"I've got to catch me a fast train to Kenya,
And ask my Alex there 'Can ya,
Serve me up another quick lewinsky,
'Cause I sure ain't getting none from Nastasia Kinski',
Oh, I've got them Alex No Sex Ketchup Pour Boy Blues..."

From Alex No Sex Ketchup Pour Boy Blues, first released on a Vocalion label 78RPM as Nairobi Denial Blues. Historical note: an alternate version of this timeless blues classic exists and differs from the above in one line:

"'Cause I can't get none from Zbig Brzezinski"

215 posted on 02/21/2004 11:56:43 AM PST by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Guitar: "I'm with stupid..."
216 posted on 02/21/2004 12:13:20 PM PST by Libertina (Praavda not challenging enough? Enroll in Abcnbccbscnbccnn Comrade College)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
What a dick!
217 posted on 02/21/2004 12:14:24 PM PST by Rome2000 (JIHADISTS FOR KERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: MeekOneGOP; ChadGore; autoresponder; onyx; nicmarlo; SAMWolf

Alexis in the basement
mixin' up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
talkin' down th' government
Teddy's in a trench coat
paunch out, laid off
says he's gotta bad cough
wants ta get it paid off
Look out Kerry
you're such a big fairy
after November it's only hari kari

218 posted on 02/21/2004 3:48:31 PM PST by PhilDragoo (Hitlery: das Butch von Buchenvald)
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To: PhilDragoo
LOL!
219 posted on 02/21/2004 3:57:44 PM PST by SAMWolf (Contrary to popular belief Hamas has nothing to do with ham. If you throw ham at them they get angry)
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To: PhilDragoo
hahahahaha !

220 posted on 02/21/2004 4:24:33 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)
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