"Big Mama, she ridin' her Lexus, Been sendin' sweet money checks to us, She say, 'No nookie boy if you don't beat George in Texas'..."
"I've got to catch me a fast train to Kenya,
And ask my Alex there 'Can ya,
Serve me up another quick lewinsky,
'Cause I sure ain't getting none from Nastasia Kinski',
Oh, I've got them Alex No Sex Ketchup Pour Boy Blues..."
From Alex No Sex Ketchup Pour Boy Blues, first released on a Vocalion label 78RPM as Nairobi Denial Blues. Historical note: an alternate version of this timeless blues classic exists and differs from the above in one line:
"'Cause I can't get none from Zbig Brzezinski"