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Caption John Effin' Kerry Rocking Out on the Guitar!
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| 2.19.2004
Posted on 02/20/2004 4:24:48 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 2004; caption; captionthis; johneffinkerry; johnkerry; peaceniks
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To: End_Clintonism_Now
161
posted on
02/20/2004 7:22:56 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(I'm pro-choice. I just think the "choice" should be made *before* having sex.)
To: Hotdog; Conspiracy Guy
Kerry
I thank you for your service,
Way back in Viet Nam.
But that is no free ticket,
To let you pull this scam.
You spit upon our nation,
Betrayed our young brave men.
You called them baby killers,
It’s not true now, nor then.
You sir are just low life scum,
You prey upon rich chicks.
I hope Teresa sees the light,
And dumps your bag of tricks.
I’ll vote for Bush this coming fall,
And pray that you don’t win.
For if you win, we all will lose,
Our freedom will cave in.
Conspiracy Guy
162
posted on
02/20/2004 7:23:02 PM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Contra
Kerry on, my wayward John
There'll be peace, then you are done
Lay your hairy head to rest
Don't you try no more...
To: NYC GOP Chick
Bllah. Scary. Just like the kid from Deliverence.
164
posted on
02/20/2004 7:24:51 PM PST
by
Tribune7
(Vote Toomey April 27)
To: Leroy S. Mort
LOL - good one!
To: rubofthebrush
Well his mama told him someday you'll be in like Flynn...
an' you will be the leader of the guvvermin'
the lefties will come runnin' jus' to hear you rant...
an' we'll fall over laughing when it hits the fan...
you all can shoot you mouth off but it aint no use...
'cause Dubya will be smilin' as he lights the fuse...go go...
go johnny go go go
go johnny go go go
johnny b goose
166
posted on
02/20/2004 7:25:45 PM PST
by
mitch5501
(by the grace of God,I am what I am)
To: diotima
LOL
167
posted on
02/20/2004 7:26:37 PM PST
by
Tribune7
(Vote Toomey April 27)
To: Balata; Paul Cruce; Landru; joanie-f; harpseal; Lazamataz; doug from upland; ...
"Kosovo Slaughter"
(To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")
Yugoslavs thought they were sovereign...
Forgot 'bout that New World Order...
'Cuz NATO wanted a li'l more Power...
And Clinton's motives were VILE!!
Yeah, Slick Willie had a problem...
His Impeachment was bringin' him down...
Said, "Networks need 'em a story...
I'll bomb them Serbs outta town!!!"
Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!
Innocents slaughtered!!
Slick burned down that Waco House...
Kids FRIED!! What an Evil Sound...
In Viet Nam, Slick LIED and chickened out...
Now, Bill LOVES puttin' kids underground!!
When it all was over...
Them Sheeple they knew their place!!
But Slick's time is runnin' out...
SEEK JUSTICE...Slick must be DISGRACED!!!
Vile Waco Slaughter...small children, they did fry!!
Innocence slaughtered...
(Excellent guitar jammin')
We FReeped Slick up on Capitol Hill...
Slick's heart's empty, cold, and hard!!
Yes, we'll keep FReepin'...we must not stop!!
Left's just not Right!! The Righteous the Left doth fear!!
It's a worthwhile fight...gotta use our heads (UNNNHHH!!)
Truth's gonna save the day...
No matter what...Bill will feel Justice!!
We know...Slick knows...FReepers never forget!!
Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!!
Dethrone the TYRANT!!
Slick Willie Clinton is a MASS-MURDERER, so's "Hanoi" John Kerry...MUD
623 posted on 08/21/2003 12:53:26 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
168
posted on
02/20/2004 7:27:48 PM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: NYC GOP Chick
looks like he's ready to punch a hole in the plane's winder there
169
posted on
02/20/2004 7:28:11 PM PST
by
InvisibleChurch
(Remember, God made you special and He loves you very much!)
To: NYC GOP Chick
Works better if you use all your fingers, Lurch.
170
posted on
02/20/2004 7:29:35 PM PST
by
Colonel_Flagg
("Forever is as far as I'll go.")
To: NYC GOP Chick
Pickin' an' a grinnin' - what a maroon.
171
posted on
02/20/2004 7:30:04 PM PST
by
mombonn
To: NYC GOP Chick; PhiKapMom; AuntB; Cincinatus' Wife; mommadooo3; Snow Bunny; coteblanche
IMHO, this may turn out being Kerry's "DukakisMoment"...whatta MAROOOOON!!
LOL, great picture...MUD
172
posted on
02/20/2004 7:30:23 PM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: mombonn
"what a maroon" My thoughts exactly...MUD
173
posted on
02/20/2004 7:33:15 PM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Recovering_Democrat
The day "Mr. Taxman" was conceived
To: tapatio
You really should have pinged many more than just me on that one, bud.
THAT was a classic!
175
posted on
02/20/2004 7:34:16 PM PST
by
Happy2BMe
(U.S.A. - - United We Stand - - Divided We Fall - - Support Our Troops - - Vote BUSH)
To: NYC GOP Chick
With respects to the Caption-O-Rama...
"Not even when I fake playing the guitar... would I not give you all the opportunity to -pull my finger!-"
I swear, he looks more like he's trying to heal that guitar than play it...
Qwinn
176
posted on
02/20/2004 7:34:57 PM PST
by
Qwinn
To: NYC GOP Chick
Reminds me of this of Joel Veitch's Spongmonkeys (also creator of the Viking Kittens. The Spongmonkeys are playing the new Quiznos Subs spots.
Here's my impression of Kerry playing his guitar:
I love the Cong!!!
'cuz they are good to me!
The Viet Cong!!!
They are commies, they are scumbags, they killed my "friends", because I let them!!!
I egged them on!
with my silly book
I love the Cong!!!
177
posted on
02/20/2004 7:34:57 PM PST
by
mattdono
(Big Arnie: "Crush the democrats, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of the scumbags.")
To: NYC GOP Chick
When I was young I went to Vietnam
I got some medals and I ate some spam
And when those 50's started to sing
I was playing with my ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
178
posted on
02/20/2004 7:39:47 PM PST
by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is July 4th, DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
To: Mudboy Slim
IMHO, this may turn out being Kerry's "DukakisMoment"...
You could be right...you get to a point in life where you're just plain 'too old to do certain things'...
179
posted on
02/20/2004 7:43:23 PM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Gay marriage is for suckers...)
To: NYC GOP Chick
180
posted on
02/20/2004 7:44:44 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(I'm pro-choice. I just think the "choice" should be made *before* having sex.)
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