Viking KittiePAC Puts a Bounty on Trolls at FR

self | 2/14/2004 | self

[jriemer]

Wanted: Preferably Dead $0.01

As you have noticed, there has been an increased level of "troll traffic" at FR, so I have decided to make lemonade out of lemons and placed a $0.01 USD reward out for every Troll ZOT!ed at Free Republic. The contribution to the Bush re-elecion campaign, Republican candidates, and the RNC will be based on the total number of ZOT!ed Tolled blasted away between 2/16/2004 and Election Day. The AdminMods are highly effective in what they do so the final total could be a rather large sum.

If you are wondering why I'm only contributing $0.01 per ZOT!, ask yourself this - are trolls really worth more than a penny each? Trolls are vastly overvalued as it stands right now 8^)

Trolls think they can come to Free Republic and try crash our party - they are wrong. We're planning to turn the tables on them and going to use their numbers against them to help conservative candidates. We would appreciate your support by freep-mailing me that you want to be on the ZOT!List or want to help in other ways.

I appreciate your time for considering this proposal.

jriemer
High Priest / Founder The Cult of the Viking Kitties
Chairman / Founder, VKPac

[Carolina]

Anybody get any unexpected visitors knocking on their doors today ?? ...

I Trusted This Person...Jim Robertson...

[JOE6PAK]

Does a TROLL look anything like a GNOME?

[Lady Jag]

Troll

Rub a troll's nose for luck

[MeekOneGOP]

Hmm ? And 2.5 hours later it's still up ...

She posted that and makes no replies on a 200+ comment thread.

[Carolina]

Hmm ? And 2.5 hours later it's still up ...

It's the happenin' thread tonight.

[jriemer]

As some may have already learned in this thread,The Viking Kitties Face A New Threat, Gnomes are the Viking Kitties little-known arch-enemies as the Gnome possess an evil genius not found among the Trollish comrades.

Click on the link to learn more, grasshopper.

[jriemer]

VKPac would like to restate pledges numbers upward as there was a late surge in Trollism on 27 FEB 04 after totals were stated (and I needed to go to sleep after a long week on the road). We now have $6.29 and 64 Trolls bagged since Free Republic declared a beginning to major combat operations on 16 FEB 04.

If you are interested in joining VKPac or know someone who might be interested in joining the ZOT! list, please let me know.

jriemer
High Priest / Founder The Cult of the Viking Kitties
Chairman / Founder, VKPac

Wanted: Preferably Dead $0.10

Revised Dead Troll List
February 27, 2004
jps
please vote bush
ihatethelibstheyarecommies

[petuniasevan]

Good going!

For all those who are interested, I have a repository of great ANTI-TROLL graphics stored at Fotki. Click on a thumbnail to see the full-sized image. Feel free to link them from either of 2 pages (but use the URL under each full-sized image PLEASE).

ZOT photos and graphics album

[King Prout]

y'need t'add mrlincoln to the deadheader office.
oh, and I suppose I should chip in some specie.

[Ciexyz]

Tee hee!

[A CA Guy]

The trolls rise because this ia an election year.

The good side of them being here is they are blessed by being among a better class of people than usual here and might learn something.

[jriemer]

Ladies and Gentleman, VKPac proudly annouces that since Free Republic declared a beginning to major combat operations on 16 FEB 04. Considerable changes have swept this field in war of ideas between liberalism and conservatism. For those keeping score, the following events have occured:

- 68 Trolls vanquished from FR
- $6.71 pledged for the Bush relection campaign
- VKPac membership is up to 15 pledging members from its "Founding Four"
- The Troll Bounty is now $0.15 up from the original $0.01.

If you are interested in joining VKPac or know someone who might be interested in joining the ZOT! list, please let me know.

jriemer
High Priest / Founder The Cult of the Viking Kitties
Chairman / Founder, VKPac

Wanted: Preferably Dead $0.15

Dead Troll List
February 28, 2004
its just a coincidence
mrlincoln

February 29, 2004
solicitor77

[Lady Jag]

[trussell]

I have been adding ZOT to the keywords if I find a troll zot within a thread. Have you been searching for those? There have been some threads that have several trolls.

[jriemer]

Ladies and Gentleman, VKPac proudly annouces that in the four plus weeks since Free Republic declared a beginning to major combat operations on 16 FEB 04, we accomplished the following objectives:

- 80 Trolls vanquished from FR. That's 20 per week.
- $8.65 pledged for the Bush relection campaign
- VKPac membership is up to 15 pledging members from its "Founding Four"
- The Troll Bounty is now $0.15 up from the original $0.01.

If you are interested in joining VKPac or know someone who might be interested in joining the ZOT! list, please let me know.

Jriemer
High Priest / Founder The Cult of the Viking Kitties
Chairman / Founder, VKPac

Wanted: Preferably Dead $0.15

The Dead List
March 1, 2004
Ancient Age Brand Whiskey

March 2, 2004
morphiussepM
Republican_avenger
Fire_Dragons_Lady

March 3, 2004
LandofLincoln
g_eames

March 5, 2004
Abe Froman

March 6, 2004
Party Like its 1992

March 8, 2004
Sonicsolar
gr00m
freepers are sooo openminded
Pu der Baer
ReduzierterAllgemeinzustand

[StarCMC]

Try zokk! -- he/she/it was zapped last night I think.

[StarCMC]

Abe Froman was fun, eh???

[Old Sarge]

Abe Froman was fun, eh?

He won't be the last...

[trussell]

Yeah, he was fun. Some were lame, but he was worthy of a good laugh.