Morford: God Hates Unmarried Losers

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, January 16, 2004 | Mark Morford, if God ever hated anybody...

[presidio9]

Just look at 'em, popping out babies like crazy and draining the welfare system like there's no tomorrow, all while remaining completely unable to either get or stay married in their sad, un-Christian, gangsta-rap lives. Pathetic.

And oh my God, those damnable gays. Would you just look at them, fighting for basic human rights, whining about wanting to get married, as if they knew anything about God's manly, flag-waving, 100 percent heterosexual love?

[CyberAnt]

"And GOD gave them over to their homosexual lusts."

Can't blame GOD. He tried to reason with them, but they demanded to have their own way.

"There is a way that seems right to a man (generic for human) .. but the end thereof is death".

[bootless]

Well, Miss Morford certainly traffics in overworn social cliches, eh?

[gcruse]

spawned from the bowels of BushCo to assuage
the ever-irritated Christian Right.

Heh.  The Christian Right causes irritable bowel in BushCo?

Well...Its a thought.

[sausageseller]

Isn't it amazing, if he spewed his vitriol rantings on any street corner in an Islamic country he would probably be killed on the spot.

[reed_inthe_wind]

His kaleidoscope is broke.

[ShorelineMike]

I guess at this point, with Morford as the author, you do not need a Projectile Vomit alert in the heading.

Nope …just the words "Mark Morford" in the heading trigger an automatic MBA (Mandatory Barf Alert. )

[pax_et_bonum]

It's probably safe to say that this is one of those people who, if he knew me, wouldn't like me.

[NYC GOP Chick]

now I can really enjoy friday afternoon

Gave you some ideas? ;)

[NYC GOP Chick]

"Bone smuggler"?! LOL! I've never heard that one before! :)

[NYC GOP Chick]

He is also a yoga teacher

Oh yes. I can see that Morford really knows how to inspire tranquility...

[goldstategop]

Poor Marky Morford will never experience the pleasure of being with a woman. Being gay gives him a limited perspective on life that happens when you rule out a union with a member of the opposite sex. Morford is the last guy on earth to lecture President Bush on the benefits of marriage.

[NYC GOP Chick]

narcissistic onanist

Oooh! I like that phrase! :)

[cyborg]

Not really there's only so many times one girl can watch Sex in the City and wish...

[Theophilus]

And to think that San Fran came out as fourth in the list of best mannered cities

[cyborg]

Sauropod is just showing off that he actually reads the word-of-the-day thread... what he REALLY meant to say is complusive monkeyspanker who plays MasterBingo too much.

[NYC GOP Chick]

And wish what? That we never become as cartoonish as the bimbos on that show?

[NYC GOP Chick]

Nah. The 'pod isn't a WFTDer -- he's too smart for that. ;)

[Cvengr]

..."all newly spawned from the bowels of BushCo .."

Homosexuals and their advocates seem to get the functionality of bowels a bit confused.

[cyborg]

Well I take that back... I was going to say I wish I got as much sex as they did. Considering their vulture-like pursuit of men, I'd rather watch Nick and Jessica with a tub of icecream (which is exactly what i did last night I might add!)