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Morford: God Hates Unmarried Losers
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, January 16, 2004 | Mark Morford, if God ever hated anybody...

Posted on 01/16/2004 8:23:47 AM PST by presidio9

Edited on 04/13/2004 2:45:29 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

Just look at 'em, popping out babies like crazy and draining the welfare system like there's no tomorrow, all while remaining completely unable to either get or stay married in their sad, un-Christian, gangsta-rap lives. Pathetic.

And oh my God, those damnable gays. Would you just look at them, fighting for basic human rights, whining about wanting to get married, as if they knew anything about God's manly, flag-waving, 100 percent heterosexual love?


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To: presidio9
"And GOD gave them over to their homosexual lusts."

Can't blame GOD. He tried to reason with them, but they demanded to have their own way.

"There is a way that seems right to a man (generic for human) .. but the end thereof is death".
101 posted on 01/16/2004 2:18:57 PM PST by CyberAnt ("America is the GREATEST NATION on the face of the earth")
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To: presidio9
Well, Miss Morford certainly traffics in overworn social cliches, eh?
102 posted on 01/16/2004 2:21:41 PM PST by bootless (Never Forget)
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To: presidio9
spawned from the bowels of BushCo to assuage
the ever-irritated Christian Right.

Heh.  The Christian Right causes irritable bowel in BushCo?

Well...Its a thought.
103 posted on 01/16/2004 3:36:52 PM PST by gcruse (http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
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To: Democratshavenobrains
Isn't it amazing, if he spewed his vitriol rantings on any street corner in an Islamic country he would probably be killed on the spot.
104 posted on 01/16/2004 4:03:25 PM PST by sausageseller
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To: presidio9
His kaleidoscope is broke.
105 posted on 01/16/2004 4:23:15 PM PST by reed_inthe_wind (I reprogrammed my computer to think existentially, I get the same results only slower)
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To: leadpencil1
I guess at this point, with Morford as the author, you do not need a Projectile Vomit alert in the heading.

Nope …just the words "Mark Morford" in the heading trigger an automatic MBA (Mandatory Barf Alert. )

106 posted on 01/16/2004 4:29:59 PM PST by ShorelineMike (NOT having a "morgasm" ...)
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To: presidio9
It's probably safe to say that this is one of those people who, if he knew me, wouldn't like me.
107 posted on 01/16/2004 4:40:36 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (Always finish what you st)
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To: cyborg
now I can really enjoy friday afternoon

Gave you some ideas? ;)

108 posted on 01/17/2004 8:46:01 AM PST by NYC GOP Chick ("Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent" -- John Maynard Keynes)
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To: SkyPilot
"Bone smuggler"?! LOL! I've never heard that one before! :)
109 posted on 01/17/2004 8:48:02 AM PST by NYC GOP Chick ("Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent" -- John Maynard Keynes)
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To: ppaul
He is also a yoga teacher

Oh yes. I can see that Morford really knows how to inspire tranquility...

110 posted on 01/17/2004 8:50:09 AM PST by NYC GOP Chick ("Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent" -- John Maynard Keynes)
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To: presidio9
Poor Marky Morford will never experience the pleasure of being with a woman. Being gay gives him a limited perspective on life that happens when you rule out a union with a member of the opposite sex. Morford is the last guy on earth to lecture President Bush on the benefits of marriage.
111 posted on 01/17/2004 8:50:41 AM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: sauropod
narcissistic onanist

Oooh! I like that phrase! :)

112 posted on 01/17/2004 8:51:45 AM PST by NYC GOP Chick ("Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent" -- John Maynard Keynes)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Not really there's only so many times one girl can watch Sex in the City and wish...
113 posted on 01/17/2004 8:55:17 AM PST by cyborg (feed marmite to the prisoners and they'll never go there again)
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To: presidio9
And to think that San Fran came out as fourth in the list of best mannered cities
114 posted on 01/17/2004 8:55:59 AM PST by Theophilus (Save little liberals - Stop Abortion!!!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Sauropod is just showing off that he actually reads the word-of-the-day thread... what he REALLY meant to say is complusive monkeyspanker who plays MasterBingo too much.
115 posted on 01/17/2004 8:58:24 AM PST by cyborg (feed marmite to the prisoners and they'll never go there again)
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To: cyborg
And wish what? That we never become as cartoonish as the bimbos on that show?
116 posted on 01/17/2004 8:59:44 AM PST by NYC GOP Chick ("Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent" -- John Maynard Keynes)
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To: cyborg
Nah. The 'pod isn't a WFTDer -- he's too smart for that. ;)
117 posted on 01/17/2004 9:00:10 AM PST by NYC GOP Chick ("Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent" -- John Maynard Keynes)
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To: Lazamataz
..."all newly spawned from the bowels of BushCo .."

Homosexuals and their advocates seem to get the functionality of bowels a bit confused.

118 posted on 01/17/2004 9:02:25 AM PST by Cvengr (;^))
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Well I take that back... I was going to say I wish I got as much sex as they did. Considering their vulture-like pursuit of men, I'd rather watch Nick and Jessica with a tub of icecream (which is exactly what i did last night I might add!)
119 posted on 01/17/2004 9:14:00 AM PST by cyborg (feed marmite to the prisoners and they'll never go there again)
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