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Morford: God Hates Unmarried Losers
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| Friday, January 16, 2004
| Mark Morford, if God ever hated anybody...
Posted on 01/16/2004 8:23:47 AM PST by presidio9
Edited on 04/13/2004 2:45:29 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Just look at 'em, popping out babies like crazy and draining the welfare system like there's no tomorrow, all while remaining completely unable to either get or stay married in their sad, un-Christian, gangsta-rap lives. Pathetic.
And oh my God, those damnable gays. Would you just look at them, fighting for basic human rights, whining about wanting to get married, as if they knew anything about God's manly, flag-waving, 100 percent heterosexual love?
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To: I still care
His style is best described as "stream of unconsciousness."
I just can't read it. Not for the content or anything similar, I simply cannot wade my way through it.
Such endless colloquialisms and banal sarcasm are effective in brief doses like on a forum such as this, but a whole column of them gets tiresome.
But I suppose he's a popular feature of the Comical. I guess he plays a similar role to that of Maureen Dowd in NYT or Derrick Z. Jackson in the Boston Globe.
To: presidio9
now I can really enjoy friday afternoon
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posted on
01/16/2004 8:55:16 AM PST
by
cyborg
To: presidio9
The only other writings to which I can compare this trash are the vile, hateful, unfunny pieces of Michael Moore. Such hate, such anger, such sarcasm - word after word of it, all amounting to nothing. His writings are only rants and nothing more. Has this pathetic excuse for a human being ever written anything positive?
To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
What will she do when SHE needs the botox and can't find a man?
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posted on
01/16/2004 9:01:13 AM PST
by
johnb838
(Write-In Tancredo in your Republican Primary)
To: presidio9
...."Teach them to be free to define love and family and human relationship in as raw and intimate and uniquely divine a way as possible...."
Absolute and perfect CRAP! I wish I could remember the chapter and verse, but this sort of double talk is refrenced in the Bible under the heading of 'beware of'.
I'd love to ask this silly broad what is her refrence for "truth". The answer would doubtless be MORE absolute and perfect CRAP!
45
posted on
01/16/2004 9:02:02 AM PST
by
TalBlack
("Tal, no song means anything without someone else...")
To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
What a hateful person. It must really suck to be Ms. Morford. Agreed. It must be awful to go through life with so much anger and hate.
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posted on
01/16/2004 9:03:13 AM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Nobody told me it snows in Seattle!!!)
To: AmishDude
I guess he plays a similar role to that of Maureen Dowd in NYT or Derrick Z. Jackson in the Boston Globe. Right. By keeping him on board, but moving him to the SF Gayte, they are saying "look, we think he's a talented writer, but he's got a liberal biasm, unlike the rest of us."
They hope the other writers look like centrists when compared to him.
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posted on
01/16/2004 9:04:42 AM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
To: hedgie
Botoxed = Kerry
If he's botoxed it didn't take. He needs another treatment. Actually, he had his eyes open this morning on F&F very early. I think he's pepped up on something.
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posted on
01/16/2004 9:05:09 AM PST
by
johnb838
(Write-In Tancredo in your Republican Primary)
To: presidio9
OK, that was disgusting.
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posted on
01/16/2004 9:05:26 AM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Nobody told me it snows in Seattle!!!)
To: presidio9
No, Morford, you have it all backwards.
God doesn't "hate unmarried losers". He hates sin and is seeking to rescuce the sinner not only from sin but the consequences of it.
The real problem demonstrated here is Morford is the one who hates God, not vice versa! Morford can rail all he wants and get paid for venting his ridiculous opinions, but he can't change the facts.
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posted on
01/16/2004 9:07:12 AM PST
by
Gritty
("They sow the wind and reap the whirlwind"-Hosea 8)
To: glasseye
What a creepy place SF has become......Become? "Frisco" has always been weird. It was weird when I was stationed at the Presidio in the the 60's and 70's. People already there told me it was weird long before I ever got there.
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posted on
01/16/2004 9:07:50 AM PST
by
elbucko
To: Lazamataz
"Why do you think I made you go all faggy?"
now THAT was funny! :)
ex Agent99
To: presidio9
Man--this hateful bone smuggler is the best weapon the GOP has.
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posted on
01/16/2004 9:08:36 AM PST
by
SkyPilot
To: presidio9
I am still waiting for you to post a note from the paper that the former anal virgin is now a deceased former anal virgin, because his head simply exploded from the overwhelming hate.....I am thinking the second week of November...lol
Right about the time Katie Colon leaps from the observation deck of the Empire State Building.
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posted on
01/16/2004 9:09:22 AM PST
by
hobbes1
(Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "I know everything so you don't have to" ;)
To: presidio9
It's not his political bent that's so offensive. His juvenile style is self-parody. He quite literally cannot transfer that style to anything else except writing about whom he hates.
To: Lazamataz
I think he's been boned there so hard he's suffered brain damage.
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posted on
01/16/2004 9:10:57 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(...somebody had to say it...why not me?)
To: StarFan; Dutchy; alisasny; Black Agnes; BobFromNJ; BUNNY2003; Cacique; Clemenza; Coleus; cyborg; ...
Mean-spirited arrogant condescending liberal barf alert ping!
Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my infrequent miscellaneous ping list.
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posted on
01/16/2004 9:10:58 AM PST
by
nutmeg
(Is the DemocRATic party extinct yet?)
To: SandyInSeattle
OK, that was disgusting. What do you mean? Homosexuality is a perfectly natural "lifestyle choice."
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posted on
01/16/2004 9:11:03 AM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
To: RichInOC
I think he's been boned there so hard he's suffered brain damage.That's cuz his head's up his a&&.
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posted on
01/16/2004 9:12:20 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(New York City has always been, and always will be, America's switchblade.)
To: presidio9
Hey, you left off 'shrimping'. The practice of inserting a straw into....and then....well, you get the picture.
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