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[Aquamarine]

Welcome to the Finest!

He's back!! After being on leave for a few weeks JohnHuang2 returns with an insightful and hilarious essay!

[JohnHuang2]

Absolutely, ASTOUNDINGLY EXCELLENT LAYOUT JOB, Aqua! Bravo! Bravo! Week after week, you keep out-doing yourself ;-)

[Libertina]

Thanks you two!
Have a wonderful day FR's Finest! :)

[Jumper]

Bump!

[OESY]

The next time you hear a politician use the words "billion" casually, think about whether you want that politician spending your tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its releases:

* A billion seconds ago, it was 1959.
* A billion minutes ago, Jesus was alive.
* A billion hours ago, our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
* A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate Washington spends it.

The Democrats are complaining on how long the war is taking but consider this:

* It took less time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno to take the Branch Davidian compound. That was a 51-day operation.

* It took less time to find Saddam's sons in Iraq than it took Hillary Clinton to find the Rose Law Firm billing records.

* It took less time for the 3rd Infantry Division and the Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard than it took Teddy Kennedy to call the police after his Oldsmobile sunk at Chappaquiddick.

* It took less time to take Iraq than it took to count the votes in Florida.

Our military is GREAT!

[MeekOneGOP]

(Most of these gaffes occur during unsupervised visits with reporters, away from his handlers, who should know better. At least John Hinckley Jr. got a court ruling for his).

LOL !

[MeekOneGOP]

Yeah, ya never know what ole Howie's gonna come out with. Go, Howie, go !!! ...

Dean, of humble upbringing on Park Avenue and in the Hamptons, says he's "tired of coming to the South and fighting elections on God, guns and gays." So he's coming to the South, fighting this election on God, guns and gays instead. Dean is a man of deep religious conviction in the South, signaling he plans to invoke Jesus in speeches throughout the Bible-Belt.

Dykes for Dean

[MeekOneGOP]

Good one today, John (as usual) ! Thanks ...

[DollyCali]

Thanks to John & Aqua.
Outstanding

[The Thin Man]

Good morning, John and Aqua.

(Not even with both Hans!)

I'm not sure whether to grown or laugh at that one. LOL!

[Calpernia]

Afternoon to the Finest! Another great one Aqua and John! I love this graphic....

Ping to a great read!

[Kudsman]

WMG's!!! HAHAHAHA. This is too good. Great job by both of you. Congrats Aqua on your raise.