MELISSA: CALL ME THE HUSBAND (isn't that SPECIAL?)

NY Post ^ | December 26, 2003 | Dick Johnson

[presidio9]

MELISSA Etheridge definitely wears the pants in her relationship with Tammy Lynn Michaels.

When Etheridge, 42, walked down the aisle in Malibu last September and swapped vows with Michaels, 28, the "bride" wore a lacey gown designed by Badgley Mischka.

[breakem]

you left out possession of the remote control

[Cogadh na Sith]

I'd hit it.

[Cogadh na Sith]

Not many women anymore ever wear dresses around here either - lesbian or not. Lots of women here now dont even own a dress.

That's why I wear a kilt--so it's obvious I'm a man... No, make that: "The Man"...

[Old Professer]

When I first moved in here my next-door neighbors were two young women and a teenage girl about my daughter's age; from time to time the father of the masculine appearing one (who worked as a bodyman in a paint shop) would show up from a trip on the road, visiting his daughter and granddaughter and one night parked his rig in the driveway with the engine idling where he slept.

Later on, he came to live with them for awhile and I got to know him. One day we were talking and he mentioned that the more demure appearing and feminine of the duo was actually, "The pants in the family," I was quite surprised.

Poor Paul, his health took a turn for the worse and just after they had moved into larger quarters where his SS check would help pay the rent, he upped and died on them.

They never quite forgave him and when the girl began to give them grief and did what teenage girls will sometimes do, they just sort of "dehered," they burned the carpet about 2 years ago and don't speak to each other anymore; the girl turns tricks between wrecking various cars the last I heard and I just go about my own business the best I can.

[Old Professer]

I wouldn't put much trust in that "being molested as a child" business, that's the price of celebrity nowadays, at least to get a bit of ink.

[tacticalogic]

I used to wear my utilikilt around the yard but the neighbors started complaining it was upsetting the horses.

[Cogadh na Sith]

Yeah... Yeah... Making the horses feel jealous and all that... LOL

[cyncooper]

I wouldn't put much trust in that "being molested as a child" business, that's the price of celebrity nowadays, at least to get a bit of ink.

Well, she was very specific about it, and named the person. It is too disgusting to get into details about, but it was not a generic claim. I'm positive that many people who are engaging in homosexual behavior have been similarily molested in their childhood.

[cyncooper]

Julie Cypher, who was Etheridge's girlfriend for 12 years.Word parsing at work. Julie was the "wife" previously - but like some men do, Melissa traded up to someone younger.

I think Cypher, like Ann Heche, went back to men. It was not Etheridge doing the dumping.

[tacticalogic]

They didn't mention jealous, just "upset". It could be the legs.

[scripter]

Excellent questions you raised.

Lesbianism is supposed to be an "inate orientation" for women.

The media sure wants us to believe being gay is inate, yet no evidence exists to support that theory. What's interesting is older women are urged to become lesbians.

And a quote from lesbians:

We finally realize that recruitment is the only answer...lesbian goals must be to recruit more lesbians.

Childhood abuse is key to the lure of lesbianism.

[Jackie-O]

Cypher was previously married to Lou Diamond Phillips when she met Ethridge while producing one of her music videos.
Ethridge claims that Julie, after many years together, two children later, turned to her and said..."I'm not gay."

[cyncooper]

A belated Merry Christmas, Jackie!

[Askel5]

=== When they finally let the 'coloreds' use their bathroom or their washroom, we all didn't die, did we?

de black folks LOVE IT when de idiot liberals compare homosexuality to race.

[waterstraat]

One day we were talking and he mentioned that the more demure appearing and feminine of the duo was actually, "The pants in the family," I was quite surprised.

Interesting.

[little jeremiah]

Homosexual agenda ping list - let me know if you want on or off the list. Sorry I'm not scripter - he knows everything and can get it linked up. If I keep trying....

[little jeremiah]

You're right, a much higher percentage of people who are attracted to the same sex were molested as children and adolescents, and that includes seduction by older homosexuals. It's definitely part of the mix of why people have same sex attraction disorder.

[gg188]

Is Heche a hasbian now?